Clean up in the panties aisle!
He, it’s true, looked tired. He’s cut back on the jokes now. He’s cut back on the smiles. But when he stepped out, in my hotel room, or perhaps I should say on the giant flat-screen telly in my hotel room, I felt a stirring that wasn’t like the flicker of excitement you have on an early date, when fantasies blaze, and hopes soar. What I felt was something calmer, but also stronger: the sense that I, or perhaps the 65 million Americans who voted on my behalf, had chosen well.
h/t Trent

It’s rare you read a article that so clearly screams “this person shouldn’t be allowed to vote.”
Sounds like the tingling isn’t just in the leg.
How convenient for Christina Patterson. Stupidity and arrogance in one package. Mr Obama has simply out done Jimmy Carter in the effort too destroy the United States.
the “first Black leader of the Western world”???
Not likely, unless you exclude all of Central and South America and the Caribbean — over 30 countries. Population: circa 700 million.
Plus some of their democracies pre-date the U.S. and Canada.
>>the “first Black leader of the Western world”???
The name ‘Papa Doc’ springs to mind.
And Baby Doc comes right after.
But before them all came François Dominique Toussaint L’Ouverture.
How quickly people forget that Haiti was the world’s second democratic republic.
And how quickly people forget that its prospects were destroyed by that mad butcher Napoleon.
I know at least one person exactly like Christina ….
A Canadian no less …. who also believes ALL the bunk about global warming … and when I say “believes” I mean in the passionate religious way.
And so is her “Love” for Obama …. Funny her name is Christine ….
He also sounded like a man who knew that everyone was saying that he’d been dithering, but who thought that there were more important things in life than whether people thought you were dithering.
Yeah, more important things like a few rounds of golf and putting on a dog/pony show in Brazil.
It isn’t so much dithering as a terminal case of couldn’t-give-a-shit-itis while chowing down on a case of Exlax.
PET Cemetery Report.
This just in.
I-Count Ignatieff & his O’Harvard buddy have despatched Jimmah Carter to NK to observe Dearth Hour.
Watch for the lights to go out in NK about now …
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“There’s a humanitarian crisis brewing in North Korea and it’s America’s duty to save it. The only obstacle in the way is some mean-spirited conservatives.”
“Protect and Serve”
http://pajamasmedia.com/richardfernandez/2011/03/25/protect-and-serve/#more-13665
“Carter to visit North Korea, not carrying U.S *
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Former President Jimmy Carter plans to visit North Korea, the State Department said Thursday, but it said he was going in a private”
(H/T startpage)
Christina Patterson:
“A former director of the Poetry Society” “she writes on culture, society, politics, books, travel and the arts”
Another CBC economic and military affairs analyst!
Ewww. What kind of dirty romance novel journalism is that? Can you imagine what they’d say if a female columnist had written something so suggestive about GWB?
“Obama, like every other person on the face of this planet, doesn’t know if bombing certain targets in Tripoli, and Benghazi, and Misrata, is going to get rid of Muammar Gaddafi, or if it’s just going to strengthen his resolve. He doesn’t know if the bombs will just destroy machinery, and kill soldiers, or if they’re going to kill men and women who are used as human shields.”
Well if he DOESN’T know,he shouldn’t BE in office!
The Prez. of the U.S. has an army of intelligence agents working full time to know the situation in any Country with a history like Libya’s! He should be better informed than “every other person on the face of the planet”!
If he isn’t,he sure as hell shouldn’t be starting a war with Libya!
I guess,in that case, the lady also forgives GW Bush for NOT knowing the WMD’s in Iraq were a part of the bluff and bluster of Saddam Hussein.
Allah Almighty,is THAT what passes for journalism these days?
“Cleanup in the panties aisle” probably the most appropriate headline to a story I’ve seen in years.
Best satire of the wan i’ve ever read. Puts Iowa Hawk to shame.
I would think even Harlequin would reject that broad’s drivel.
Christina Patterson: “healthcare reform bill, which he passed a year ago, and which meant that 32 million Americans who didn’t, in the world’s richest nation, have access to a doctor, now did.”
Everyone in the US had access to a doctor. If you had some money or insurance it was a quick process with top quality care.
Unlike Canada where people needing medical care have to wait 2 months to see a specialist or book a hospital bed. No doctor for you today or next week, no matter how much you have paid into the system or how much you are willing to pay out of pocket. Even Chretien went to the US.
“the 65 million Americans who voted on my behalf”
Really? She had 65 million Americans do her voting for her? So much for one (wo)man, one vote.
How completely and totally inane. Can someone please remove this woman’s lips from Obama’s ass?
I lifted one particular part of the essay because it stood out as arguably more inane than all of the rest of it,”The 44th President of the United States, and first black leader of the Western world,who has, arguably, done more for the majority of Americans than any president since Roosevelt…”
Where to start? Of course we have President Reagan who, as Margaret Thatcher observed, ended the Cold War without a shot being fired. Maybe that helped a few more Americans than signing the Lily Ledbetter Act. Of course there is the $789b so-called stimulus that stimulated nothing except to allow states like California to delay addressing their own profligate spending. I could go on and on, but it would be too easy, and I have dog poop to clean up in the backyard.
François Dominique Toussaint L’Ouverture, Henri Christophe, and a multitude of others feared
Napoleon’s return and French revenge to such an extent that they destroyed themselves, their people,
and their country by hugely overspending on buying arms, building armed forces, strong points, and
fortifications to repulse something that never came close to achieving reality.
This is not uncommon in history or today. The urge to bankrupt commerce and destroy freedom in the
name of protecting a particular vision of freedom is something that is corrosive and ultimately spells defeat.
The canard of pretending that Obama is “black” really takes some nerve. His racial background, his cultural
background, and his ethnic background do not come close to the generally accepted meaning of that term in
black America. That even includes accepting the premise that Obama Senior was his father which seems iffy
and could be a reason for the mysterious birth certificate concealment activities and the strange domestic
arrangements in the years that followed.
Translation, Obama needs a big screen plasma TV in front of him to appear presidential. Gee what a surprise he likes the boob tube.
Before you condemn all women as simpering, brainless, solipsistic, submissive, clueless and unreasoning twits, remember that Chris Matthews is a man, of sorts.
(Gosh, can you imagine if Chrissy and Christina were, like, stuck in an stalled elevator together or something? They’d scratch each other’s eyes out! “He’s mine, you fat b*tch!!!” etc.)
So Obama is now comparable to a smut film for middle-aged people. Coming to a hotel room specialty channel near you. (pardon the pun)
For Women like this I should have gone into buisness making Sex Doll Obama’s.
I would be rich.
Folks like this are fodder for fascists. They so love the power. Its an aphrodisiac.
JMO
A warning should have been posted. I just lost my lunch.
Wow! I felt like I needed a cigarette after that journalistic sex scene.
CBC has their own Christina Patterson,namely that cackling journaloser named Rosemary Barton who screeched orgasmically when she first laid eyes on the big ‘bama.
Eeuww, that was like reading an entry in somebody’s private diary. I feel all dirty now.
Just wondering,…for all those women who fell for “Bat Ears”, didnt they notice his “small hands”?.. Just sayin.
Christine (1983) theatrical trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ5M11m9vI0