Ask The Imam – small dead animals

Question: When visiting a muslim gay bar, is dancing permitted?

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How about a meat shop next door that specializes in pork products? With window displays, of course.

Well..it would be the right place for QAIA to have a fun night, mixing with the Muslims, in the spirit of tolerance, of course.

Dancing sheikh to sheikh?

All of this depresses me greatly.
First that this “community centre” is being built intentionally to offend, and knowing who is funding and proposing it makes it perfectly clear that this is no attempt at conciliation.
Second, that so many politicians are blinded by moral relativism and worship at the multiculti altar and support this.
Third, that we have become so childish and venal in return.
Still, to steal drained brain’s funny comment, it’s time to stop turning the other sheikh. I hope that this backfires on those who proposed it, and ends up serving as one of the major events that remind America, and the West, who the enemy is.

Yes dancing is permitted but only with female goats.

Don’t stop with the gay bar…Bring a BBQ joint specializing in pork ribs…Tony Roma’s? How’s about a big dog kennel too?…A jewish bagel shop?…24 hr liquor store?…Women sex apparel shop?…An American army recruiting center?…An all muslim school for women?…So many possibilities

No dancing, that can only lead to gambling….at least thats what my Baptist friends used to tell me.

Just talked with a friend who lived in Saudi Arabia for 5 years.
He said that when working with the muzzies he had to pick them up at the airport and bring them in to the city where they were to work. They would generally arrive in the late afternoon or evening. The muslim men, almost always would have you dropped off at one of the numerous brothels, not seen until work started the next day.
I wonder what question they would ask the iman?
I have picked up a social disease, should I sleep with only the wife I like least or should I infect all my wives?
He said that this was

Vietnamese pot belly pig park would be wonderful.

Name it Porky’s, mwahahahaha!!!

With an eating area called, “The Malibu Snackbar”.

When visiting a Muslim Gay bar….. hmmm isn’t that question just a tiny bit “Anal” just askin’

Mosque Gay Bar Names
Gaysitstan
Sodomy Arabia!
Leveled 52
Moe’s
Ali Oop’s

P.B.U.H. – Pieces Been Upon Here
A MAN
Ground Hero
Mosque R Aids

Ram A Dan

Answer:
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful
Assalaamu ‘alaykum waRahmatullahi Wabarakatuh
Kate, thank you for having the courage to address the weaknesses inside you in attempts for great reforming.
As you know, to dance is Haraam. To be in a bar is Haraam. To be gay is Haraam. To be in a gay bar is Haraam. To be gay in a gay bar is Haraam. To dance in a gay bar is Haraam. To be gay dancing in a gay bar is super-duper Haraam, unless you are officially designated Mujahiqueen to further glorious jihad against gay, dancing, alcoholic infidels that is; then all previous haraam is no longer haraam but halal. Of course, this is provided that you immediately renew your wuhu after not being in state of wudhu from touching the homosexual infidel yoohoo.
And Allāh Ta’āla Knows Best
Wassalāmu ‘alaykum

Only with Kevin Bacon.

I think the community centre needs to have stores catering to 3 things that the Muzzies find offensive:
(1) Pigs and pork products – Big Al’s House of Bacon
(2) Alcohol
(3) Dogs
(4) Bomb sniffing dogs
(5) Al Bundy’s Nudie Bar
(6) Non Halal meat products
(7) Goats in string bikinis
(8) Armed women with automatic weapons (cue Shaidle)

I can see the neon sign flashing: Allah Ak-BAR.

old Lori: “First that this ‘community centre’ is being built intentionally to offend, and knowing who is funding and proposing it makes it perfectly clear that this is no attempt at conciliation.”
Write Mayor Bloomberg with your concerns. He needs to be inundated with e-mails saying NO WAY, HOSE, for this “Cordoba House” “community centre” at Ground Zero. I’m calling it Manhattan Mosque Madness.
http://www.nyc.gov/portal/site/nycgov/menuitem.bd08ee7c7c1ffec87c4b36d501c789a0/index.jsp?doc_name=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nyc.gov%2Fhtml%2Fmail%2Fhtml%2Fmayor.html

I think what most people commenting here are missing is that a Gay-bar pits two victim groups against another. The Pig community will not complain if a butcher’s shop doesn’t get built. The question is how will the gay community react if the city declines the business groups request to build the bar? I suspect that if the city declines to allow the Gay-bar to be built, that the media and professional gay advocates will ignore the story. Hopefully, there are some gay people involved in the Gay-bar project to lend it some credibility, but I don’t think there is any way on Earth that the city would allow that bar in that vicinity. It would be shear madness! Once that can is opened all hell would break loose, and I’m not kidding. It will NEVER happen. JMO

PIG lard, not Napalm is the Answer.
Vast fleets of Planes dumping pig products. From carcass, to blood from heights of 10,000 feet. Night & day. On the cities of our enemies.
Enough to turn its inhabitants against the Caloocan psycho’s.
JMO

“Ram A Dan
Posted by: richfisher at August 10, 2010 2:02 PM ”
Hey! Whatchit buddy!!
-DaninVan 😉

Pack a Stan.

May the prophet (pi$$ be upon him) make himself useful pushing in stools at said gay bar. Hey, at least it’s a step up from pedophile.

When visiting a muslim gay bar, is dancing permitted?
Only at the end of a rope.

This is the kind of brilliant idea that libertarians come up with, whereas conservatives would rather negate the property rights of people they don’t like.