20 Replies to “Please Remain Calm”

  1. My keyboard is fine…..but I damn near asperated on my coffee…….dogs are concerned…..

  2. I think we should sacrifice some liberals to appease the sun god. Nevada and Arizona would be nice places to build the pyramids.
    Al Gore just responded to the masseuse that way because he thought she was hot for him.
    1 Gore = 1000 degrees Fahrenheit.

  3. Remarkable coincidence, the Moon passed through the shadow of the earth around 1130 UT.

  4. Boy that Solar Shadow sure plays havoc with my solar panels. If there was just some way of predicting when we enter that shadow….

  5. Look folks, this came from a leading MSM periodical. It must be right, so lay off.

  6. White teeth, no brains.”
    I’m going to be using that one for the rest of my life, if it’s okay with you. What a perfect description of MSM reporters.

  7. Is this another example similar to where you said a CTV news producer was arrested and taken away in handcuffs, but you provided no proof it had actually happened, other than if it had happened it would have been funny?
    Like other than the fact some person tweeted this story about the Sun and shadow, is there any proof it actually happened?
    At all?

  8. This doesn’t make sense,what morons at ABC. The sun always goes out in the evening when it sinks into the Pacific and always comes back on in the morning when it rises out of the Atlantic and dries off. I’ve seen it happen in both places. There isn’t any proof anywhere about the sun ever being slow relighting in the morning.

  9. Wow, the last time anything like this happened was about five years ago, when the Brandon Sun informed its readers just before Christmas that “yesterday was the day of the winter equinox”.

  10. Trollfarin:
    >>>> “CTV News Channel producer Farzad Fatholahzadeh found himself among the prisoners, his hands tied behind his back as he sat in his cage with 25 to 30 others after his arrest on Saturday night.
    Fatholahzadeh stressed that police never treated him roughly, but as of Sunday afternoon the reasons for his arrest were still unclear to him.
    He said he was walking behind the police line, his media pass worn clearly around his neck. He was looking for another CTV producer to hand off a tape when a dozen police officers approached him.
    “They asked me what I was doing there, and when I told them I was part of the media and that my truck was right behind me, they asked me to relax,” he said.
    “I think I was pretty relaxed, and then they told me I was arrested.”http://toronto.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20100627/g20-arrested-accounts-100627/20100627/?hub=TorontoNewHome

  11. In other news, farmers have lobbied to have Daylight Saving Time extended by 2 months so their crops can get more sun.

  12. It’s likely just the sun passing between us and the spot in earth’s orbit from a half year ago where the Saskatchewan Legislative parties tried to explain why we weren’t getting the tax cuts promised in 2007… again. I suppose we just didn’t realize how bright the sunshine that was being blown from below and behind us Saskatchewan citizens was … congrats to the NDP/SaskParty MLAs for another first in NEBULAous political lies and broken promises.

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