No, but they might mistake you for “Swan”. You see, according to the unattractive night nurse, a man had “Swan” tattooed on his appendage. It was only when the very cute day nurse arrived that .. oh, never mind.
You mean there’s more than one country in Africa? /s
Maybe a coup in Alberta would help.
At least Alberta has something worth staging a coup over. Saskatchewan, not so much. For sure the backwards anal culture will never allow it to become over crowded.
I have a coupe for sale. Do you think I could mention it to Reuters and get world-wide attention in the resulting confusion?
Well I hope that General Sanni Abacha is still ok. I’m currently helping him get his fortune out of Nigeria.
ol hoss, too bad that many of Alberta’s smartest people have been moving to Saskatchewan; tends to lower the mean IQ of both provinces.
ol hoss & glasnost – “pathetic” is the word that immediately came to mind.
“”””tends to lower the mean IQ of both provinces.””””
impossible
speaking of mixing up counteries, some would be amazed how many people world wide don’t know anything about the world’s second largest country, even the fact of it’s location
Not really impossible, IQ automatically lowers if you move to Sask.
Yes, there is only ‘one’ Sas-kat-che-wan 🙂
backwards anal culture
Isn’t that a chapter on positions and techniques from the Kama Sutra?
Yes, there’s only one Saskatchewan, and you can always tell an American because he can’t pronounce it properly.
BUT there’s a good chance Alberta could be mistaken for Albania, so if any disruption of good government should happen in the Eastern European under-developed nation, oil prices will spike in Canada.
I love the oil traders excuses,they sound like grade school kids trying to justify their actions.
On Niger and Nigeria…..ever wonder why when it is quite proper to call somebody from finnland a Finn but if ya call somebody from Niger a ………
so much for “comprehension 101”
Yeah, but after I rename Saudi Arabia “Sorskitxawin”, that’ll change…
I told a co-worker from Ontario we made it hard to spell so other Canadians couldn’t find it on the map.
Speedy – I hope we made it hard enough to spell so dudes like glasnost and ol hoss can’t find it either. We have more than enough socialists here already. They are a blister on the ass of progress and we recently tossed a whole legislature full of that stuff so that this province can go forward.
different bob, I guess you didn’t understand that my joke, albeit lame, was in favour of SK at the expense of AB in response to OH’s 7:53. I’m responding now only in wonderment at the connection you’re making to “socialists”.
Apparently there was a plot by a group of accounts receivable clerks to seize control of the government of Alberta.
A frightening yet somehow romantic prospect: all that billing and coup-ing.
No, but they might mistake you for “Swan”. You see, according to the unattractive night nurse, a man had “Swan” tattooed on his appendage. It was only when the very cute day nurse arrived that .. oh, never mind.
You mean there’s more than one country in Africa? /s
Maybe a coup in Alberta would help.
At least Alberta has something worth staging a coup over. Saskatchewan, not so much. For sure the backwards anal culture will never allow it to become over crowded.
I have a coupe for sale. Do you think I could mention it to Reuters and get world-wide attention in the resulting confusion?
Well I hope that General Sanni Abacha is still ok. I’m currently helping him get his fortune out of Nigeria.
ol hoss, too bad that many of Alberta’s smartest people have been moving to Saskatchewan; tends to lower the mean IQ of both provinces.
ol hoss & glasnost – “pathetic” is the word that immediately came to mind.
“”””tends to lower the mean IQ of both provinces.””””
impossible
speaking of mixing up counteries, some would be amazed how many people world wide don’t know anything about the world’s second largest country, even the fact of it’s location
Not really impossible, IQ automatically lowers if you move to Sask.
Yes, there is only ‘one’ Sas-kat-che-wan 🙂
Isn’t that a chapter on positions and techniques from the Kama Sutra?
Yes, there’s only one Saskatchewan, and you can always tell an American because he can’t pronounce it properly.
BUT there’s a good chance Alberta could be mistaken for Albania, so if any disruption of good government should happen in the Eastern European under-developed nation, oil prices will spike in Canada.
I love the oil traders excuses,they sound like grade school kids trying to justify their actions.
On Niger and Nigeria…..ever wonder why when it is quite proper to call somebody from finnland a Finn but if ya call somebody from Niger a ………
so much for “comprehension 101”
Yeah, but after I rename Saudi Arabia “Sorskitxawin”, that’ll change…
I told a co-worker from Ontario we made it hard to spell so other Canadians couldn’t find it on the map.
Speedy – I hope we made it hard enough to spell so dudes like glasnost and ol hoss can’t find it either. We have more than enough socialists here already. They are a blister on the ass of progress and we recently tossed a whole legislature full of that stuff so that this province can go forward.
different bob, I guess you didn’t understand that my joke, albeit lame, was in favour of SK at the expense of AB in response to OH’s 7:53. I’m responding now only in wonderment at the connection you’re making to “socialists”.
Apparently there was a plot by a group of accounts receivable clerks to seize control of the government of Alberta.
A frightening yet somehow romantic prospect: all that billing and coup-ing.