The World Is In The Very Best Of Hands

Watch in wonder….

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73 Replies to “The World Is In The Very Best Of Hands”

His failing mind seems to have merged the island of Guam with the marine amphibious assault ship of the same name.
I suppose Pelosi & Co. leave him dangling there like a pinata in the hope some “obvious right wing racist” will make a suitable remark that they can use to cloud any given issue.
Perhaps even the almost brain dead must serve the revolution as well.
The bright side is that he still makes more sense than his predecessor Rep McKinney ever did or does. That must be quite a district they hail from.

Oh dear. What is going to happen when he realizes the continents are essentially big giant FLOATING islands? Quick everyone to Rugby, North Dakota (geographical center of NA)!!!
Whatever the reason for this dudes diminished capacity he should NOT be sitting in the Congress. Next thing you know he’ll be trying to tell us there are 57 states and that spreading the wealth around is a good thing.
Yeesh!!

If their this bad now think what the next generation will bring.
Our elites are becoming mental defectives.
Through inbreeding pushed by an Educational system bow devoted to Marx.
JMO

Biden better be worried . . . this guy is VP material in Barry’s Cabinet.

So just how do they pick their politicians in the US? Did the voters hear the wind whistling through his ears and think it a siren call?

Well, I admit that Guam is not much more than a big pile of slime.
Still, ain’t it funny how slime tips away?

If this is not an April 1 joke, how did this guy get elected?
Are you kidding me?

pretty standard fare for a politician
politicians ain’t stupid, but some do have the ability to rise up to that level

Guam is 209 square miles,with 178,000 population plus the 25,000 us servicemen and families that’s 203,000.
That’s 971 persons per square mile.
Hong Kong is 426 square miles,population 7,055,000
or 16,561 persons per square mile.
Of course the average Chinese person is probably more lightweight than the average Guamese or American, but still, there IS a danger of HK sinking into the ocean.
But getting back to Tipping-Guam,basketball MUST be banned immediately! All those big Yankee soldiers jumping up and down could do it!
Someone should mention this to Johnson,it’ll give him nightmares.

“The United States plans to move thousands of Marines and their families, about 8,000 people in all, to the small island of Guam,”
In 1941, there were 14,000 Japanese “vistors” to the island. Although the inhabitants suffered, the island itself apparently did not tip over.

Smirk away, deniers. When the island of Guam flips sideways and starts zimming into the ocean’s fathomless depths like Barack Obama’s approval ratings, deep-sixing its load of teeming Guamese – well, you’re all going to look just a little bit foolish then, aren’t you?
“Now who’s the demented, gibbering retard!?” will be the refrain.

and in tonight’s news: On the advice of Members of the U.S. Congress orders were given to evacuate the island of Hong Kong. Their fear was that, given the large quantity of skyscrapers clustered on the north side of the island, there would be an increased risk of the island capsizing. Although some scientist have denied that this is possible, the consensus among those scientists whom we contacted is that the risk is very real and is in fact compounded by the beleif that the resulting tsunami would destroy Kowloon.
In other news: the Liberal Party of Canada is holding policy meetings……

My impression is that the Admiral showed considerable poise……And the Congrssman is not the sharpest knife in the drawer…..perhaps he has suffered a stroke or something……

My guess is that most of you folks have never seen an island tip over. It ain’t pretty … o’ look … a shiny thing.

It’s a known fact that some islands would tip over if you added 6000 marines.
http://tinyurl.com/y8agww4

Reminds me of one April 1st when I told my Gr X science class that after the Big Earthquake, the whole land mass east of the San Andreas fault would slide into the Atlantic Ocean.
It was near the end of the class and I had trouble keeping a straight face as the class dutifully wrote it down. Only had one kid catch on later that school day & link it to April 1st.

“Island tipping”! A new diversion for drunk rednecks who tire of pushing over cows…

Time for someone to compose a musical about Uamgay tipping over.

Maybe a new reality show?

That was truly scary, especially considering the position of power he holds. I would suspect hepatic encephalopathy as the most likely cause of his absurd statements. While Hank Johnson does gesture a lot with both hands, there are times when he stops moving the hands. At those times he appears to have asterixis (sudden loss of tone in muscles resulting in a flapping motion (liver flap). Every patient I’ve seen with asterixis has had significant cognitive impairment. Any person in a professional capacity with hepatic encephalopathy of that degree would not be allowed to work. The differential diagnosis for his condition involves other neurologic disorders and intoxication with alcohol or drugs. It may also be that he has asterixis-like mannerisms and the only way to sort this out would be to perform a physical examination.
Perhaps the reason that Hank Johnson is still in Washington is the hundreds of millions of dollars he has diverted to his district and his early support of Barack Obama (both statements taken from his web site). Presumably as long as he has sufficient neurologic function to vote “correctly” minor details like cognitive impairment can be overlooked. Unfortunately there are no competency tests required to be a member of congress.

“I think the Liberals paying homage to Canadians landing in Norway, and our war memorial being located in Vichy France is worse…” Kursk
Are you implying that Rep Johnson was in a similar state of refreshment as we suspect Spanky McCallum was on occasion?