[…]
Pop takes another shot, neat,
Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I’ve got on mine and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me; he switches channels, recites an old poem
He wrote before his mother died,
Stands, shouts, and asks
For a hug, as I shink, my
Arms barely reaching around
His thick, oily neck, and his broad back; ’cause
I see my face, framed within
Pop’s black-framed glasses
And know he’s laughing too.
~ BHO
Oh God! Please say this isn’t going to be required reading in high schools and universities! There’s enough dreck out there as it is.
that’s disturbed.
I don’t know what it is but I feel really creeped out after reading that. Or is it just me?
Best described as EWWWWWWW!
I thought Obama would have preferred to write in the style of the great Harvard poets. Along the lines of “There once was a man from Nantucket”. That stuff just never gets old.
Now I know why I detest poetry so much.And no,Warren,it ain’t just you!
I disageree he was tossed around by nere-do-wells. He was pampered and raisd and spoilt by his wealthy grandmother.
As the the poesey, Presidents just shouldn’t.
There once was eyebrows from Nantucket
He fled He scorned and was adorned
Last of the worldwise reborned
His quest revealed by company kept
eyebrows went home via junket
That’s not poetry it’s scat; as in scatology
Hey, if they are going to teach Shakespeare’s sonnets in school, they better teach Obama.
that’s not
poetry
that’s just
a jackass
with defective
shift
and return keys
Chris Brown love poem to Rianna.
Is Bam Bam a switch hitter?
I thought only a piece of metal could “shink” unless commies are made out of metal now. Considering the name of their all time hero Stalin, I guess the answer is yes.
At least he has something to fall back on now that this whole “POTUS” thing isn’t working out.
I can’t get passed the oily neck thing.
Oh what a tangled web he weaves
But will he bring America to its knees
And the media tries to hide what everyone sees
Much time to go till the next vote but then
America will say never again
Largs: A++++ Love it! As for the first so called poem, it sucks.
Random Farts from Obama.
Bah! Even I can do better.
There once was a man from Hawaii,
Who MSM thought was Almighty.
He taxed and he spent,
As he waxed eloquent
And told his opponents, “Go bite me!”
EEEEUUUCCCHHHH—–gag……..
Pathetic. Makes me glad I’m not the artsy type.
Perhaps his grandmother should have taken the “switch” to him more and teach him the meaning of the old adage: “tell me who your friends are and I’ll tell you who you are.”
~~favill~~
PS. I was raised by my grandmother(since both my parents worked) and she believed in corporal punishment to keep the four of us on the straight and narrow.
Oh brr-other. What a truly pretentious git this man is.
Words fail me. I wished they failed him too. Pure bullshit from the master of bullshit.
Obama’s gay period. Young, chickenhawk(ish), drinking whiskey, semen stains, smoking pot with one of Mom’s old commie lovers.
Is the author of this H. Obama I or II? I think that President Obama’s paternal grandmother is still alive.