Daily Mail…
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“Yes We Can. And yes, we would. He’s so lithe and handsome and funny and smart and he bestrides the free world like a Colossus and will buy us each a puppy.”
And the Times …
“This is how the Second Coming will be, if the Lord chooses to make His appearance in a VH-3D helicopter fitted with anti-missile flares…”
The British press is putting on a clinic for their Yank counterparts.
h/t’s to Fox News and “Chuck”
“first of all I thought Liz had been grabbed by a wookie.” lol!
cal2 – nailed it!
Oh, I remember the WaPo running stories like “Fantasies about Bill” when Slick Willie was elected. Liberal women were wetting their pants over him too.
Liberals like to believe that only liberals are sexy. We conservatives are all supposed to be too uptight and prudish and generally replusive and lame to be sexy. When a Democratic friend of mine got up enough nerve at a party to say (back in 2002 or so) that she had to admit Dubya looked pretty damn good in jeans and cowboy boots, her liberal friends acted like she had cut one in church. “How could you possibly think that?”
When even a liberal has to admit that that a specific conservative is attractive (Sarah Palin), then they immediately have to follow it up with “of course, she’s a bimbo.” (I heard that about Palin even before the Couric interview and the SNL routines.) Because if she was smart, she’d be a lefty like me, of course!
If Johnny Depp turned Republican overnight (the odds are better than I’ll turn into a toaster or a soup kettle at the stroke of midnight), all the liberal women who think he’s sexy now would start calling him an ugly twerp and a pig.
(And of course, lefties are as wrong about who’s really sexy as they are about everything else. I’ve dated libs – was one myself once – and I’ve dated conservative men. Let’s just say I noticed a dramatic difference in testesterone levels.)
“first of all I thought Liz had been grabbed by a wookie”
Nah, not a wookie, a Klingon, Lt. Worf to be precise.
Ace of Spades is having fun with the media insistence that MO is a beauty – the very hot Carla Bruni is apparently intimidated by her – and JammieWearingFool has his own version of “What Not to Wear”.
http://minx.cc/?post=285342
http://jammiewearingfool.blogspot.com/2009/04/michelle-obamas-fashion-funeral-sequel.html
Shove it, cal2.
How come everyone is named April 2?
At lunch, while turning the water into wine, Obama became nonplussed when Haper hit him up for a ‘high-five’ and upon turning to his right, Harper noticed Flaherty had turned into a Garden Gnome.
Though dropped from Cabinet, Mr Flaherty was immediately made a member of the Senate.
Don’t you wish we had a leader as smart as Obama. It takes more brains to be funny than to be an A hole.
Look at me Ma. King of the World. This human tranformerbot is going to put America into the toilet. The security sounds like a sci fi novel.
This too is giving me Trudeau flash backs. Just like then, nothing will be said or done while the road to hell is opened. The MSM will continue to play their pipe dream, until it all comes down. I never thought to see the day America would surrender her Constitution for Tolerance. This saddens me beyond belief.
JMO
JMO
Single women were one demographic who voted overwhelmingly for Obama, their imaginary boyfriend who will take care of them the way the missing men in their lives will not.
Let’s face it, there are just too many demographic groups who are unwilling to stand on their own two feet and are going to vote for the lying leftists who pretend they can satisfy all parasitic demands by taxing to death the few productive people left who pay their own way. Killing the golden goose makes for one excellent meal after which everyone starves equally (except the elite who created the mess).
sarge here this is pretty damn funny yall are keepin sarge in stiches well except the wookie thing…but no thats pretty funny too just not the way yall intended sarge can jest about see the steam comin out of yer ears common bleet lets get a beer, stews almost done
so the MSM cant figure out why we hate them so.
watching CTV(tass) tonight . the story. Harper missing the photo op. one line mentioning that Canada and Harper were best prepared for the recession . 3 minutes of where was the photo op. and a link to a lieberal youtube making fun of the same. calling it the G19
CTV(tass) not smart enough to know there were 22 countries there at the G20.
one can only imagine a photo-op with the tricky three , Borat Dion , Taliban Jack and Gilles Hairnet Duceppe all squished together like a bad episode of Queer as Folk in the far left of the photo.
oh yuck , I think I just threw up in my own mouth.
and to think the big story was Michelle Obamas ginormus pipes wrapped around an 80 year old lady that has more class in one finger than the entire DVD (region 1) collection of Black cinema or the Ipod of Barry Obamas speeches with teleprompter references out. “the wizard of Um”
Where do my comments go?
I think Gordon Brown is “gay”. It’s blatantly obvious that he’s got a schoolboy crush on Barry-O.
Gordon Brown also picks his nose (and wipes it on the backside of his tie) in Parliament. Look for it on YouTube. Same goes for Sylvio Berlusconi, who, I noticed, was sweating profusely at the G20, mopping his brow and face with a hanky…
I feel sorry for Americans who have a President going abroad and bad mouthing their country every chance he has.
The Americans always the first to help people in other countries during disasters with relief, etc.
No class from this President at all.
Maybe Gordon got himself a bootleg DVD player and watched the DVD of “The Wizard of Oz” that Obamalamadingdong gave him as a thoughtful gift … thinking about Toto. We’re not in Kansashire any more …
Am I the only one who views Europe’s view of Obama similar to Europe’s view of Josephine Baker?