Let’s Pray Next Year She Pardons A Cow

Why do they still have to kill Thanksgiving turkeys, when they’re available in the supermarket?.
“I’m in charge of the turkey, so I’m where I need to be to prepare for that.”
Heh.
BTW – this is the same MSNBC that published a photo of a U.S. Army captain killed during an assault on Falluja.
Update – “MEDIA DIE AS GOVERNOR PALIN TAKES QUESTIONS FROM TURKEYS.” and don’t miss this, either.
As God is my witness….

56 Replies to “Let’s Pray Next Year She Pardons A Cow”

  1. “It’s a helicopter, and it’s coming this way. It’s flying something behind it, I can’t quite make it out, it’s a large banner and it says, uh – Happy… Thaaaaanksss… giving! … From … W … K … R… P!! No parachutes yet. Can’t be skydivers… I can’t tell just yet what they are, but – Oh my God, Johnny, they’re turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they’re plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenburg tragedy has there been anything like this!”

  2. Is it wrong that that made me want to eat some turkey and donate to Palin’s next election campaign?

  3. At least its just TURKEY for thanksgiving i mean we SPURWING PLOVERS are too small and im too tought and gamey to

  4. I’m all for hunting even though I CHOOSE not to.
    I proudly wear my “meat is murder, tasty,tasty murder” shirt. The libtards are eating themselves from the inside out tyring to find the next fasionable weakling.

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