Y2Kyoto: The B-S One

Big Al prepares for the ocean’s rise;

The boat is a custom-built Fantasy Yacht built specifically for Gore by Bill Austin of Sparta, Tennessee.
According to Austin, the engines are bio-diesel fueled and Gore can expect to use about two gallons an hour to cruise Center Hill Lake. With a 500 gallon capacity Austin says Gore won’t need a refill for “two or three years” though he admits having “no clue” about where Gore could get bio-diesel at the lake. The Hurricane Marina dock doesn’t sell it.

Complete with Jet Ski.

29 Replies to “Y2Kyoto: The B-S One”

  1. “Gore won’t need a refill for “two or three years””
    based on some inner knowledge of how much use Gore will put the boat to perhaps ?
    One week of cruising and that tank is empty.

  2. “Gore won’t need a refill for “two or three years”
    HAH!!!!
    Speaking as the owner of a 30 foot power boat, I can attest that boats are THE most fuel-sucking modes of transportation (thank you…I’m proud to do my part in the fight against global warming).
    I’ve gone through 300 litres in a day…

  3. he can pull up within a block of the great Dr. suzuki’s shack near the kitsalano yacht club. even they wont hav the snootiness to boot out the man responsible for saving the planet. and now with Obama holding back the waves , this is the moment when Al Gore wont get to park his boat in Dr.Fruitflys front porch.

  4. beh, he’s just getting even with the American public for the hanging chads…
    Hey, if Saturn’s moon Titan can have liquid hydrocarbons without plant life, then why can’t Gore’s marina have biofuels?

  5. And to top it off, The Goreacle managed to forget to install any solar panels until someone asked too many questions about it.
    Just another BSer!

  6. Its motto should read “Strip mining prevents forest fires”.
    And where are John Cross and Big City Lib in all this? I could use a good belly laugh.

  7. Quick: they have to give him another Nobel prize, just to keep him “grounded” … in reality? … in …. ?

  8. Al had better not invite Bill Clinton aboard–they’d be liable to get blown ashore.

  9. cal2-
    I hope you realize that will probably be one painfully long portage for the Goreacle. And I don’t care how much water The One can part.
    Just don’t make me carry Al’s kitchen wannigan! Ugh!

  10. Now when Gore starts taking on board two of every animal on the planet we will know the end is near!

  11. The article doesn’t explain how the sewage and waste water are handled. Not even a grey water cistern?

  12. Al gore’s “bio”-diesel will come from the remains of decaying dinosaurs. Oh wait. that’s the same as regular diesel.

  13. You know, I get tired of all the eco BS that goes on. Even though this web site generally agrees with what I agree with. I don’t think mankind can control the climate ANY MORE THAN WE CAN CONTROL THE SUN.
    And FOLKS THAT’S WHAT CONTROLS OUR CLIMATE.
    All the politics of the left Liberal slant, Globe @ Mail etc.. will only report the weather phenomina that supports the MSM belief in Global Warming and this is the only thing that gets reported.
    Read the Post today, Even though the eastern Arctic seems to be warmer the western Arctic and Alaska has had the coldest summer ever.
    No reports about Alaska on this from the MSM on this. ….It doesn’t support their ideology position in that western civilization is the cause to Global Warming.. So it’s not reported.
    I’m depressed on this biased reporting, and I don’t have any feeling of comfort from the posters at this site, as it is essentially is the converted preaching to the converted..
    Some one out there give me CONCRETE hope that we are not a fringe group.
    The politicians, Liberal, NDP,and Conservative have bought into the scam, only because the left leaning MSM’s sold the population on Global warming and all the parties weather they believe it or not have to go for votes.
    The villians in all this are the MSM as they been sucessfull in scaring the public on Global warming. A NON EVENT.
    CAN SOMEONE OUT THERE GIVE ME SOME HOPE THAT WILL COUNTER WHAT THE MSM ARE SHOWING THE CANADIAN PUBLIC EVERY NIGHT.
    Hitlers communcation officer Albert Spier once said “If you tell a lie enough , eventually everyone will believe it”
    I hope we are not there yet, unfortunately I believe the MSM has done Spiers job.
    Anyone out disagreee with me.
    Any one out there that can give me any re-assuracne that people actually belive us, and not the eco- terrist likes of Gore and Suzuki.

  14. As I have said many times before:
    It’s the sun, son.
    Just say no to solar warming denial.
    —————
    Take a look at Gore’s doom and gloom speech from last month:
    http://climateprogress.org/2008/07/17/gore-speech/
    Quote:
    There are times in the history of our nation when our very way of life depends upon dispelling illusions and awakening to the challenge of a present danger. In such moments, we are called upon to move quickly and boldly to shake off complacency, throw aside old habits and rise, clear-eyed and alert, to the necessity of big changes. Those who, for whatever reason, refuse to do their part must either be persuaded to join the effort or asked to step aside. This is such a moment. The survival of the United States of America as we know it is at risk. And even more — if more should be required — the future of human civilization is at stake.
    I don’t remember a time in our country when so many things seemed to be going so wrong simultaneously. Our economy is in terrible shape and getting worse, gasoline prices are increasing dramatically, and so are electricity rates. Jobs are being outsourced. Home mortgages are in trouble. Banks, automobile companies and other institutions we depend upon are under growing pressure. Distinguished senior business leaders are telling us that this is just the beginning unless we find the courage to make some major changes quickly.
    The climate crisis, in particular, is getting a lot worse — much more quickly than predicted. Scientists with access to data from Navy submarines traversing underneath the North polar ice cap have warned that there is now a 75 percent chance that within five years the entire ice cap will completely disappear during the summer months. This will further increase the melting pressure on Greenland. According to experts, the Jakobshavn glacier, one of Greenland’s largest, is moving at a faster rate than ever before, losing 20 million tons of ice every day, equivalent to the amount of water used every year by the residents of New York City.
    Two major studies from military intelligence experts have warned our leaders about the dangerous national security implications of the climate crisis, including the possibility of hundreds of millions of climate refugees destabilizing nations around the world.
    (more. . .)
    So tell me Al, why didn’t you get yourself a 100 foot sailboat?

  15. Al Gore and John Edwards. Barack Obama. Hillary Clinton ( Oops, currently she is ‘the underdog’)
    Bill Clinton.
    If they are not selling secret technology that will come back to bite us they are in bed with UN Thugs and Commodities Manipulators to either blow us to smithereens or clean us out completely.
    Now, if that doesn’t work, maybe those seas WILL rise and the planet will go Hot again, Obama’s Obamaness nothwithstanding.

  16. Y’know, it’s almost as if there are two realities: one created by the MSM and the one normal people experience.
    It’s like Bizarro world.
    What hath Goebbels wrought (not to cast aspersions or invoke Godwin’s Law)?

  17. ” Y’know, it’s almost as if there are two realities: one created by the MSM and the one normal people experience. ”
    EXACTLY !!

  18. I could run run all three of our domestic jobs for a month on what he’ll burn in a day. Frackin’ hypocrite.

  19. Al Gore: “I don’t remember a time in our country when so many things seemed to be going so wrong simultaneously.”
    The Civil War?
    The Great Depression?
    Pearl Harbor?
    The Cuban Missile Crisis?
    The Vietnam War?
    9/11?

  20. 1) Where are all the eco-lefties defending their guru on this post?
    2) Al Gore being a spokesblob for ecology is like a sumo wrestler being a spokesperson for Weight Watchers.
    3) Eco-lefties put the hip in hippocrite again with not even a sniff of shame. There are none so blind as those who refuse to see.
    4) Lorne Calvert should at least get a ride on the boat because he paid for about 5% of it for Al’s meaningful trip to Saskatchewan.

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