Bush Derangement Impersonation Contest

Further to this post (and since I’ve not got much energy for blogging today), a little contest – come up with your best impersonation of a Bush -hating member of the intellectual left.
I’ll start things off:

on the internet “bush” rhymes with “rush” … did you just feel the hair go up on the back of your neck like I did ???!!

Tips: Keep them short, and don’t bother with “subtle” – it’s not convincing. (And please observe the usual rules about profanity, threats of violence, etc.).
Have fun. I’ll pick some “winners” on the weekend.
Update …
Speaking of Hollywood, this gets my vote for Quote Of The Week: “It’s like watching Sean Hannity debate Jane Fonda after they both spent the whole day together sniffing glue. “

117 Replies to “Bush Derangement Impersonation Contest”

  1. Mao Stlong believes/listens to GW. Why not you?
    …-
    “I believe
    WiseRalph in West China 16 Nov 2007 06:05
    I believe in global warming.
    I believe the Earth has natural cycles over the millennia.
    I believe the American government is a prime wrongdoer in OUR world. A major culprit in arguing against GW.
    I believe most Americans are ignorant of just how much bad feeling there is towards their country from outsiders because of their dismissive attitude.
    I know children especially view America as avoiding the issues.
    I know Chinese children are aware of their own country’s record and aredismayed.
    I know Americans are just 5% of the Earth’s human population.
    The other 95% have a democratic right to argue against you.. so listen… please.”
    …-

  2. George W, which stands for Warmonger and we all know Bush is Steve’s adviser on the art of warmongering.

  3. Kathy said: “Forward undeliverable mail to:
    The Bilderberg Group”
    Hey whazzup here Kathy? 5 years ago the MSM said they didn’t exist….now you have address for them?
    :-S

  4. This could become a ‘vacuum post’ for the lefties.
    I think that mirror comment might force them to think.
    Might being the operative word.

  5. Come on people. Its all so obvious. Bush has had his finger in things ever since he ducked his obligations in the guard while keeping his ass out of Nam. All those last persidencies. Its been Bush, Clinton, Clinton, Bush, Bush. See where this is going. Its next going to be next Clinton, Clinton then another Bush, Bush as in Jeb. Bush used the money from his ball team to buy off the buddy hick Clintons a long time earlier and they have been in his pocket all along. He has controlled it all the evil shit. Rove and cheny were the bag men.
    Want proof, just look at a map. Texas is right next to Arkansas!

  6. Bush is a thief; he steals billions of American citizens’ tax dollars all by his lonesome and spends it on an illegal war with Iraq, just so he can steal all Iraq’s oil, when all he had to do was buy it in the first place for way less billions – that Bush, he’s so dumb and a thief.

  7. A Bush-hater’s mindset? Easy.
    “IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!”
    To be a bit more explicit:
    “I’m broke, I’m a druggie, I’m jobless, I have an STD, I’ve broken the law a few times, I live in my parents’ basement, I’ve failed in my relationships, I can only feel a sense of self-worth by ‘bravely’ speaking truth to a power that will never hurt me, the rubes around me won’t watch the movies that ‘brave’ Hollywood makes to tell them how bad America is, there are tsunamis, earthquakes, global warming, warlords causing misery in Africa, tyrants in the M.E. fostering hatred of the West to prop up their regimes,all commie nations have starving and oppressed populations, Tibet still isn’t free, and . . . IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!
    And I’m a smart, good person because I know this.”

  8. everbody knows bush cheny runsfelt setup and enginered 911 and its proven in 40000 websites, the list is endless!!
    ibet uyou dont know that the illuminatii bildrberger congress MIC are under ordees from them to spray chemtrails for the new order. i know. googleit and see.

  9. Watch out people, At this moment Bush & the Neocons are slaughtering innocent Iraqi babies & when they’re done they will be going after a Womans’ Right to Choose! I bet that uneducated fundamentalist Bush doesn’t even know who Noam Chomsky is!

  10. You have to know that Bush stays awake nights trying to figure out how to kill more Iraqi babies, so said one of the NDP stalwarts some time ago, his name starts with “Reverend”… Bill Blaikie.

  11. Bush has people watching this site and taking all your names…expect a knock at the door in the middle of the night!

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