What’s So Great About America?
We Need Your Money More Than You Do.
Fighting Back Against Terrorism Is Too Hard.
The Decline and Fall of the West Is Inevitable Anyway.
Maybe al-Qaeda Will Be Gracious in Victory.
Everything’s Free if You Force Someone Else to Pay For It.
There’s Still Some Silverware Left in the White House.
Please be kind enough to show your support in the comments.
Cross-posted @ Cjunk
“maybe if you ignore them raving maniacs will go away”
“Urban yuppie anti-war cliches are mightier than the sword”
How about:
“I have a liberal arts degree. Would you like fries with that?”
I don’t want a job I just want my check!!
Syncro
Taxes are only for those who work.
I don’t know where this came from but I sure do like it.
I would sooner be a neo conservative nut job that a liberal with no job and no nuts.
Live Free; Tax a Conservative
Judging by the polls, congress and fundraising, the RNC is the one that needs all the help it can get. How about:
“Republicans Know Debt”
“Making Nam Cool Again”
“Losing The War on Terror Since 1991”
“Who Needs Allies?”
“You’re Kids Can Pay It Back”
“Fiscal Management Is For Lefties”
“Bring Back Delay”
Here is your Semtex. Would you like virgins with that?
KILL ALL ANTI-PACIFISTS!
BEHEADING IS A LIFESTYLE CHOICE!
MUSLIMS ARE ZIONIST STOOGES!
GLOBAL WARMING IS THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG!
SAVE THE WORLD – KILL YOURSELF!
“I Proudly Support Our Disabled War Veterans” is a recent one I spotted on a trip to Vermont last spring. Quite apropos for Republicans, I’d say.
Sado-masochists for Peace!
No to Bush – Yes to Defeat!
Behead All Those Who Oppose the Dems!
Smash the Running Dogs of Your Ad Goes Here!
Dems for Cowardice!
Avoid Responsibility! Vote Dem!
A Vote for Communism Is a Vote for Me!
The Proof of Good Government Is How Much You Can Spend!
Support the troops; run away!
“Don’t Put Kids In Jail!….Free Khadr!”
The demacraps wont get one red cent from me they can go take a hike
“Buy a gun, piss off a Liberal.”
D’oh, wrong party. ~:D
Steve … I think you mean GOP.
“Be nice to Islam now- so they will be nice to us when Islam takes over”
Blame Islam on the Jews!
Behead Islamophobes!
Appease an Islamist – Kill Yourself!
Democrats: No Lie And No Budget Too Big!
Mary Jo Kopechne for President!
Military Gays for More Time in the Tents!
85% of Welfare Budgets to Dem Voters!
Dems: No Message.
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give me ambiguity, or give me something else!
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Criminals Prefer Unarmed Victims
Semper Fidel.
Lunch Free or Die.
Fight Global Warming! Run the air-conditioner with the windows open!
“Vote Democrat-We don’t stand for anything, but we’ll tell you what you want to hear!”
I can’t beat “If you can read this, your taxes are too low,” but I did find this rejoinder the other day:
http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/looney600.jpg
I might hand copies of this out to any NDP campaign workers who show up at my door, assuming Premier Lambchop screws up the courage to call an election sometime soon.
Freedom and Liberty? Meh, easy come, easy go.
“You’re Kids Can Pay It Back”
I’m a university-educated/brainwashed liberal and correct punctuation is for fascists.
How about..
“Republicans are going down in flames in one year’s time.”
And
“Hahahaha”
“Did you miss little Willy? Then vote for Hillary!”
VOTE FOR RETREAT VOTE DEMACRAT.WILL WORK FOR HIGHER TAXES.WE NEVER MET A THING WE COULD,NT TAX
“Might as well start using drugs…you’re going to need them in ’08”