The Titanic was made out of metal. Metal is stronger than ice….
What you are about to see may shock you.
Update – a reader notes another coincidence; “Iceberg…Steinberg. Even the ice has a Jewish name.”
The Titanic was made out of metal. Metal is stronger than ice….
What you are about to see may shock you.
Update – a reader notes another coincidence; “Iceberg…Steinberg. Even the ice has a Jewish name.”
I heard that the iceberg wasn’t clearly labelled “Iceberg”. In addition, there was no warning labels like “Do not hit with ship, may cause ship to sink.
Okay I’m now convinced Bush didn’t sink the Titanic. But I stll believe in Gorebull Warming.
Thanks Kate. Grear video. Happy Easter all. You too Artdecco Joe Greene and Jeff (and all other trolls whose names I’ve forgotten).
BTW- The Surge is working.
No good post is complet withou at leat one typo.
Oh c’mon. Don’t you all know it was that meanie PMSH who sank they Titanic with the help of the Bush chimp to try to stop the spread of Paul Matin’s CSL shipping tax-free haven??
Bush and Harper used their top secret time travel device from Area 54 to go back in time and loosen the iceberg that hit the Titanic. On the Titanic were secret scientific charts and data that would prove conclusively that global warming is a mortal threat to mankind, and plans for a radical engine design that would bankrupt all the oil companies. Futhermore, I think it was a company that Haliburton owned that built the Titanic (but under a different name of course). It all fits together.
95% of an iceberg’s mass is under water. When Rosie O’Donnell is in the water, 95% of her mass is under water. I’ve never seen an iceberg and Rosie O’Donnell in the same room, at the same time. Do I have to draw a picture for you?
I have a friend of a friend of a friend who says he has a friend who had a friend that was there and it was not an iceberg that sank the Titanic it was Rosie trolling for fresh snapper and she got in the way and kind of accidently bumped the ship with her razor sharp wit and even though she stuck her finger in the hole the ship tipped over when all the passengers rushed over to see if they could get free tickets to The View but Rosie got scared and pulled her finger out and then the ship sank and Rosie swam back to New York like nothing ever happened and said a iceberg hit the ship. And I belive it cause I saw Rosie in a movie once and she had blue lips.
“Metal is also stronger than dirt but try telling that to an airplane.
Posted by: molarmauler at April 5, 2007 6:53 PM ”
the infamous “Cumulo Granite” type of clouds
A disgusting attempt to paint ALL conspiracy history as the realm od knuckle draggers who think the Jooooooos dunnit all. Pathetic.
Don’t lose site of the fact that bothe the American, French and English revolutions were all the producs of “conspiracies” by definition.
and another thing, all this talk about ‘the sky is falling’ and ‘crying wolf’ over global warming:
thing nowadays DO fall out of the sky AND eventually a wolf DID show up.
so, what say ye, ye righist denyers?
regarding halliburton’s involvement: cost of iraq was so far: half a TRILLION dollars. lots going into the pockets of halliburton stock holders.
conspiracy indeed….
…ah but my paper covers your rock.
Toilet paper that is.
ah, nevermind, the graphic is too much this early in the morning.
…blame Bush.
Gores forfathers had the Titanic go out of its way to hit and try to sink the iceberg because it was screwing up his global warming theory.
I wonder if this guy works for al gore?
Its all part of that hidden agenda
“I blame Saline Dion for hitting those high C’s.”
“Saline”? On the other hand, we are talking saltwater here so it’s probably an acceptable error. And a good pun.
But now, consider this: there were two Goldbergs, a Goldschmidt, a Lewy and a Meyer on the Titanic.
And they all survived!
A coincidence? I think not.
Of course, there were also a number of Jewish-sounding names among the dead too.
But in keeping with the best traditions of conspiracy theorists (heh heh), why mention contradictory evidence if you don’t have to?
This is the first time in history that steel has become brittle in the cold North Atlantic. It was a ploy to go to war with Iceland. Don’t believe me? TONKIN GULF! GOGGLE IT!!!
It is all very simple and goes back to the very first page re the theory. The number 47 is the key. As noted, the sinking occurred on the 47th anniversary of President Lincoln’s death and there were 1547 passengers. Moreover, in 1947 the UN General Assembly voted to partition the Holy Land, which led to the creation of Israel. Moreover, the Titanic had four smokestacks, and 47 and 4 makes 51. That leds directly to Area 51 where the CIA (formed in 1947) is conducting experiments added by captured extraterrestrials. (Just ask Paul Hellyer.) The agency, acting on a direct order from Dick Cheney, used a time travel machine to drop an iceberg right in front of the Titanic.
If you need anymore proof, the USAF was also created as a fourth service in 1947, and it administers Area 51.
I can’t believe I just typed that, but hopefully those of us without tinfoil hats will enjoy it.
…and the put an even greater twist on the theory, if you take 47 and reverse it, you get 74.
See it was in ’74 I had my first, um, kiss, and we’ve just got a travel trailer which the last two numbers of the licence is 74 also, which I told the wife about how special those numbers were to me before I realized that was a dumb thing to do and it is exactly 74 steps back to the house which the wife took before locking me out in the garage for the night which unfortunately wasn’t 74 degrees outside but if you reverse the 74 back to 47 and take Area 51 off you get -4, which is what the temperature of the water in the North Atlantic was when the Titanic sunk.
…not to mention someone was cold as an iceberg the next morning…
Thanks Kate for posting that! I really enjoy a good conspiracy theory every now and again, and that is definitely a good one! South Park is playing their 911 conspiracy episode tonight, I think I’ll go watch it.
And the iceberg that sank the titanic has long since melted away and it wasnt becuase of global warming
“And the iceberg that sank the titanic has long since melted away and it wasnt becuase of global warming”
No kidding eh spurwing?
Gosh! Aliens with their ‘death ray’ did it!!!