The parodies have begun. In our cities. In Canada.
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65 Replies to “In Our Cities. In Canada.”
It is too late to read all of the comments.
But one I want to leave (and my apologies to those who have gone before me if they have already made mention), you have to understand that the real intent of the ad was to SCARE THE CRAP out of immigrants who have come to Canada from war torn countries.
To them, soldiers in the streets of our cities, with guns is a real experience which they relate to government abuse. It was to them that this ad was focussed to try and scare the immigrants (or new Canadians) to vote for the Liberals in order to ensure that they keep soldiers, with guns, out of Canadian cities.
The liberals are really starting to creep me out!
Ed the Hun
Paul Martin said he’d ban handguns because they kill people.
But he won’t make Saskatchewan ban them.
In Saskatchewan guns are free to kill people.
Saskatchewan is mostly Conservative.
Paul Martin will let Conservatives die in Saskatchewan.
Because guns can kill people. In Saskatchewan.
Paul Martin will let them.
He said so.
I am not making this up.
Hey guys – I hope that “anyone” who works for Macleans being a “liberal fart catcher” who “will show nothing but liberal spin” is an extreme or, let us say, rhetorical opinion, because Mark Steyn – yes, *that* Mark Steyn – is now writing their Books column (causing much outrage and disgust in certain quarters in Toronto, to be sure). And if you think Mark Steyn is any sort of “liberal fart catcher”, well, you need to read him a bit more.
Really, Paul Wells’ parody is one of the best, so is Damian Penney’s “Susie’s pink bicycle” at Daimnation!
Dave Dryden, brother of Hall of Famer Ken, felt the helmet/cage design was flawed because it protected the head more than it protected the face. By cutting out a space in a fibreglass mask and covering the hole with a cage, he created a hybrid of the fibreglass mask and the birdcage. His innovation would take about ten years to catch on but it’s now widely considered the safest version of goaltender facial protection available.
Ken Dryden never gave a damn about protecting the faces of young netminders, yet he suggests that he can take care of your children better than you can.
On or off the ice.
In Canada.
Rats are running the rink.
In Canada.
Did Ken Dryden use his association with a Quebec team to help him get elected?
Serge isn’t saying.
Choose your three stars.
Stephen Harper’s initials are “SH”.
Do you know who ELSE has “SH” in their name?
That’s right. McChimpy Poopypants.
We are not making this up.
We’re not ALLOWED to make things like this up.
Unless we really, really, REALLY want to get elected.
Martin never said he would put thugs in Canadian cities.
Thugs
With guns
In our cities
In Canada
He never said he would….but his judges do it every day
Stephen Harper actually announced he wants to increase military presence in our cities.
Canadian cities.
Soldiers with snow shovels.
In Toronto.
In Canada.
In the rain.
We did not make this up.
Choose your Canada.
Steven Harper is an economist.
You know who else has an economy?
The US.
Is Steven Harper going to turn Canada over to the US economy?
We don’t know.
He’s not saying.
Steven Harper had a cold last year.
Do you know what a cold is ?
It’s a contagous virus , like the Black Plague.
It killed one in every 5 humans on earth.
Does Harper want to roam the earth killing every fifth human he comes in contact with.
We don’t know.
He’s not saying!
it’s easy to create some wit
for that idiot white liberal twit
that guy named paul martin
whose ass must be smartin
and head is filled with sh**
Scott Reid said “Alberta can blow me.”
That’s right: the official spokesperson for Paul Martin and the Liberal Party.
Got loaded at the annual National Press Club event.
In Ottawa. In Canada.
Got loaded and mouthed off to Mr. Martin.
Not Paul Martin. Don Martin. Of the Calgary Herald.
Is Scott Reid looking for some Brokeback Mountain-style action from the cowboys in Alberta?
We don’t know.
Does Scott Reid think he should apologize to Albertans?
He’s not saying.
Does Paul Martin approve of Mr. Reid’s attitude towards Alberta voters?
We don’t know.
Neither are saying.
This is the message from the Liberal party.
The party that touts itself as the defender of Canadian unity.
The Liberals. Paul Martin’s Liberals.
We’re not making this up.
Choose your Canada.
Cmon you guys. Not funny.
This is what happens when taxpayer money is cut from advertising production!!!
Tex-Mex? I prefer Cal-Mex, or better yet, flavors from Oaxaca or Hidalgo. Come on canada, enjoy! Our true north strong and free should include at least one traditional dish with some peppers in it.
Although, trying to get a good Relleno in Canada is a search worth continuing….
Hey, any investors want to throw some money at a genuine Mexican restaurant for Canada? The salsa and margueritas are an easy sale…..really….cause I’d love to find a Mexican restaurant in Canada right now!!!!
Check out proudtobecanadian.ca where a couple of these spoofs were made into actual video ads.
It is too late to read all of the comments.
But one I want to leave (and my apologies to those who have gone before me if they have already made mention), you have to understand that the real intent of the ad was to SCARE THE CRAP out of immigrants who have come to Canada from war torn countries.
To them, soldiers in the streets of our cities, with guns is a real experience which they relate to government abuse. It was to them that this ad was focussed to try and scare the immigrants (or new Canadians) to vote for the Liberals in order to ensure that they keep soldiers, with guns, out of Canadian cities.
The liberals are really starting to creep me out!
Ed the Hun
Spread these links around! New negative ads, let’s make them viral!
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-Adscam
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-China
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-Ethics
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-GST
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-guns
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMArtin-guns2
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-IncomeTrust
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-notwithstanding-I
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-notwithstanding-II
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-notwithstanding-III
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-Ships
http://media.putfile.com/PaulMartin-tax
Or link to them from my blog:
http://paulmartinlies.blogspot.com
Thanks!
CT
Paul Martin said he’d ban handguns because they kill people.
But he won’t make Saskatchewan ban them.
In Saskatchewan guns are free to kill people.
Saskatchewan is mostly Conservative.
Paul Martin will let Conservatives die in Saskatchewan.
Because guns can kill people. In Saskatchewan.
Paul Martin will let them.
He said so.
I am not making this up.
Hey guys – I hope that “anyone” who works for Macleans being a “liberal fart catcher” who “will show nothing but liberal spin” is an extreme or, let us say, rhetorical opinion, because Mark Steyn – yes, *that* Mark Steyn – is now writing their Books column (causing much outrage and disgust in certain quarters in Toronto, to be sure). And if you think Mark Steyn is any sort of “liberal fart catcher”, well, you need to read him a bit more.
Really, Paul Wells’ parody is one of the best, so is Damian Penney’s “Susie’s pink bicycle” at Daimnation!
Dave Dryden, brother of Hall of Famer Ken, felt the helmet/cage design was flawed because it protected the head more than it protected the face. By cutting out a space in a fibreglass mask and covering the hole with a cage, he created a hybrid of the fibreglass mask and the birdcage. His innovation would take about ten years to catch on but it’s now widely considered the safest version of goaltender facial protection available.
Ken Dryden never gave a damn about protecting the faces of young netminders, yet he suggests that he can take care of your children better than you can.
On or off the ice.
In Canada.
Rats are running the rink.
In Canada.
Did Ken Dryden use his association with a Quebec team to help him get elected?
Serge isn’t saying.
Choose your three stars.
Stephen Harper’s initials are “SH”.
Do you know who ELSE has “SH” in their name?
That’s right. McChimpy Poopypants.
We are not making this up.
We’re not ALLOWED to make things like this up.
Unless we really, really, REALLY want to get elected.
Martin never said he would put thugs in Canadian cities.
Thugs
With guns
In our cities
In Canada
He never said he would….but his judges do it every day
Stephen Harper actually announced he wants to increase military presence in our cities.
Canadian cities.
Soldiers with snow shovels.
In Toronto.
In Canada.
In the rain.
We did not make this up.
Choose your Canada.
Steven Harper is an economist.
You know who else has an economy?
The US.
Is Steven Harper going to turn Canada over to the US economy?
We don’t know.
He’s not saying.
Steven Harper had a cold last year.
Do you know what a cold is ?
It’s a contagous virus , like the Black Plague.
It killed one in every 5 humans on earth.
Does Harper want to roam the earth killing every fifth human he comes in contact with.
We don’t know.
He’s not saying!
it’s easy to create some wit
for that idiot white liberal twit
that guy named paul martin
whose ass must be smartin
and head is filled with sh**
Scott Reid said “Alberta can blow me.”
That’s right: the official spokesperson for Paul Martin and the Liberal Party.
Got loaded at the annual National Press Club event.
In Ottawa. In Canada.
Got loaded and mouthed off to Mr. Martin.
Not Paul Martin. Don Martin. Of the Calgary Herald.
Is Scott Reid looking for some Brokeback Mountain-style action from the cowboys in Alberta?
We don’t know.
Does Scott Reid think he should apologize to Albertans?
He’s not saying.
Does Paul Martin approve of Mr. Reid’s attitude towards Alberta voters?
We don’t know.
Neither are saying.
This is the message from the Liberal party.
The party that touts itself as the defender of Canadian unity.
The Liberals. Paul Martin’s Liberals.
We’re not making this up.
Choose your Canada.
Cmon you guys. Not funny.
This is what happens when taxpayer money is cut from advertising production!!!
Tex-Mex? I prefer Cal-Mex, or better yet, flavors from Oaxaca or Hidalgo. Come on canada, enjoy! Our true north strong and free should include at least one traditional dish with some peppers in it.
Although, trying to get a good Relleno in Canada is a search worth continuing….
Hey, any investors want to throw some money at a genuine Mexican restaurant for Canada? The salsa and margueritas are an easy sale…..really….cause I’d love to find a Mexican restaurant in Canada right now!!!!
Check out proudtobecanadian.ca where a couple of these spoofs were made into actual video ads.