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66 Replies to “In which I attempt to curry favor with Canadians by carefully caressing their cultural sensibilities, 4”
Hello Stalin from Smithers! Now really, your cant is not Kant. Leftist jargon and punkass platitudes are no substitute for wit. You must live on Slack Road up there in mighty Smithers.
Hello ignorant American idiot. No lefties around here Gomer. Say; just wondering; whats it like to be hated by the entire world asshole??!
I was once proud to be a Democrat, and even worked as a volunteer for campaigns. Now, I spit on the memory of each vote I ever cast for them.
Posted by: ChefZell on February 17, 2005 09:40 PM
The day the “entire world” (which in the case of this poster, is limited to “real countries” blessed with the longed for benevolent Marxist/Stalist dictatorships) stops “hating” the US, is the day we can kiss our asses goodbye.
Oh Smitherpoo! I’m so SO wounded! You can now go harumphing about pretending you might actually be something other than a very simple-minded Canuckelehead. If you ever become articulate, please write another cheery note.
PS: What happened to “Ft. Smithers”? CIA again?
Dearest inmate of idiot America,
Your pathologically
uninformed,geographictally-challenged myopia
delivered with such bellicose ignorance
illustrates perfectly why idiots like you give the US such a bad rep.
We up here couldn’t care in the slightest what some Gomer from Pullman (??!) Wa thinks about anything..let alone Canada.
“Don’t wanna be an American idiot.
Don’t want a nation under the new mania.
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mindfuck America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn’t meant to be okay….”
Tra-la-la…
Oh, you’re THAT guy. Who, or what, are you going to be next time? Kook in Kamloops? Nut in Nelson? Tiny Little Fellow in Great Big Meaningless?
oooooh witty retort Gomer!
ROTFL
You know you’re in for a quality political debate when your opponent provides Green Day lyrics to hammer home his critique of the US.
Hey Jeff,
You have to admit, the clown is amusing as he flails about. Dealing with him is like torching ants with a magnifying lens. Shameful, but compelling.
Your pal in hegemony,
Jeff
“Information age of hysteria
Its going out to idiot America”
Hey Pull-men; yank me!
ROTFL!!
dearest JeffG,
My ‘critique’ is NOT of America but of you two puffed-up idiots; the uninformed product.
Have a nice day!
Is that description yours? Or are you borrowing the lyrics from a Bryan Adams song to Speak Truth to Power?
Never heard of that Bryan Adams song but the brother rocks. Good Vancouver boy!
Poor Smithers. He functions as a chancre that displays the disease that now afflicts the once great Dominion. A shame indeed. The men of Vimy Ridge (etc., etc., etc.) deserve better.
“Information age of hysteria
Its going out to idiot America”
Hey Pull-men; yank me!
ROTFL!!
Hello Stalin from Smithers! Now really, your cant is not Kant. Leftist jargon and punkass platitudes are no substitute for wit. You must live on Slack Road up there in mighty Smithers.
Hello ignorant American idiot. No lefties around here Gomer. Say; just wondering; whats it like to be hated by the entire world asshole??!
I was once proud to be a Democrat, and even worked as a volunteer for campaigns. Now, I spit on the memory of each vote I ever cast for them.
Posted by: ChefZell on February 17, 2005 09:40 PM
The day the “entire world” (which in the case of this poster, is limited to “real countries” blessed with the longed for benevolent Marxist/Stalist dictatorships) stops “hating” the US, is the day we can kiss our asses goodbye.
Oh Smitherpoo! I’m so SO wounded! You can now go harumphing about pretending you might actually be something other than a very simple-minded Canuckelehead. If you ever become articulate, please write another cheery note.
PS: What happened to “Ft. Smithers”? CIA again?
Dearest inmate of idiot America,
Your pathologically
uninformed,geographictally-challenged myopia
delivered with such bellicose ignorance
illustrates perfectly why idiots like you give the US such a bad rep.
We up here couldn’t care in the slightest what some Gomer from Pullman (??!) Wa thinks about anything..let alone Canada.
“Don’t wanna be an American idiot.
Don’t want a nation under the new mania.
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mindfuck America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn’t meant to be okay….”
Tra-la-la…
Oh, you’re THAT guy. Who, or what, are you going to be next time? Kook in Kamloops? Nut in Nelson? Tiny Little Fellow in Great Big Meaningless?
oooooh witty retort Gomer!
ROTFL
You know you’re in for a quality political debate when your opponent provides Green Day lyrics to hammer home his critique of the US.
Hey Jeff,
You have to admit, the clown is amusing as he flails about. Dealing with him is like torching ants with a magnifying lens. Shameful, but compelling.
Your pal in hegemony,
Jeff
“Information age of hysteria
Its going out to idiot America”
Hey Pull-men; yank me!
ROTFL!!
dearest JeffG,
My ‘critique’ is NOT of America but of you two puffed-up idiots; the uninformed product.
Have a nice day!
Is that description yours? Or are you borrowing the lyrics from a Bryan Adams song to Speak Truth to Power?
Never heard of that Bryan Adams song but the brother rocks. Good Vancouver boy!
Poor Smithers. He functions as a chancre that displays the disease that now afflicts the once great Dominion. A shame indeed. The men of Vimy Ridge (etc., etc., etc.) deserve better.
“Information age of hysteria
Its going out to idiot America”
Hey Pull-men; yank me!
ROTFL!!