Monte is up to no good, again;
The most important convention is that the Liberals are Canada’s natural governing party.
No that is not written down! It is a convention that every little Canadian boy or girl learns at their mother’s knee. It is in the very air we breathe. It is written on every human heart. It is as natural as gravity.
It is natural because Canadians are naturally nice. Americans are not nice. Not a single one of them. But we’re nice, all of us, except Conservatives.
Even the Liberals who now stand accused of theft and conspiracy and threatening the lives of other Liberals are nice. We know they are nice because they believe in big increases in government spending. Spending is synonomous with caring. The more you spend, the more you care. That means all Liberals, even the corrupt and deadly ones, are nice!
Conservatives are all mean because they believe that spending shouldn’t grow faster than increases in government revenues. They even believe that there should be limits on the size and scope of government. How mean is that?
Sometimes Conservatives feel anger about Liberal corruption. But anger, strictly speaking, is not nice. So Conservatives cannot be allowed to govern.
Yes Conservatives may have families and principles and good ideas, but if they can’t spend and smile what good are they?
It’s time to end the uncertainty. Let’s do what comes naturally. Let’s reaffirm those corrupt, nice Liberals and spend our way to happiness.
You know, all this talk of Liberals and niceness takes me back….
They aren’t nice enough to deserve a double post.Heh.
Heya Monte, you are writing the oppo campaign message.Don’t laugh, they will use it.
All you nasty conservatives go to your corners and take a time out, and if you continue to act up, they’ll be no brown envelopes on your restaurant seats.
Ok, its out. I finally got the most damaging pages of the KPMG Final Report of the Review of the CPSO Complaints and Discipline Process. Those living in Ontario WILL want to read it from this post. If the corruption isn’t enough now!
http://habamusrodentum.blogspot.com/2005/05/many-faces-of-fraud.html
All of this talk about Harper being an angry man begs the question – what is Paul Mar-gubwe of Bananada?
Take a look here – http://www.mrmen.com/
click on the character at the bottom right to review them all.
Because there is no Mr Idiot or Mr Liar I vote for Mr Muddle (he has a nice red hat) or Mr Wrong (totally red -particularly apt after selling out to the NDP)
Cascadian, he can’t be Mr. Wrong (because in the story, Mr. Wrong turns into Mr. Right & vice versa). Sorry, that was (and still is) my daughter’s favorite.
I think Mr. Paul should be Mr. Small. (mind, heart, conscience…)
Where am I? Is this 1984? Have the animals taken over the farm again?
Was Solberg a morning disc jockey in another life? Gawd, he’s got a knack. How safe is his seat? He should be on the stump all across the nation – Call it the “Laugh at the Libranos” tour.
How can a party that kills every 4th child in the country be nice. Have we all lobotomies?
Oh but clifford olson has the right to life???
Thats nice that babies get fewer rights than serial killers.
Canada AAAHHHHH!!!
ps cascadian isn’t that the monicker for an independant west?
pps the west must separate.
Candace, you are being too rational, Lieberals don’t think they feel.
“ooh he is scary” “he is an angry man”
Your daughter has good taste, my kids liked Mr Bump.
DrWright-yep, its a pretty ambitious idea that the western states and provinces could make a powerhouse country. Western alienation exists from Mexico to Alaska