John Kerry: See? Wasn’t that easy? We negotiated like reasonable adults, gave you nuclear fuel and now you have clean electricity.
Iran: We’re forever indebted.
John Kerry: Well, I’ll be going. I’ll just need that spent fuel to take back with me.
Iran: Spent fuel?
John Kerry: The spent fuel you promised to give back under the terms of our agreement…
Iran: …
John Kerry: Don’t you know who you’re talking to?
Iran: Oh … perhaps you have us confused with a country without nuclear arms?
John Kerry: You lied!!
Iran: Nuance.
John Kerry: Lies!
Iran: A compromise, then. Stop jumping up and down.
Iran: Now, have a nice day and don’t be missing that plane.
Iran: And say hello to that stupid fuck Jimmy for us, would you?
Whodathunk you could get an honest-to-goodness belly-laugh from impending nuclear proliferation?
Thanks Kate!
heh
Ah, Sanity.
Wonderfully stated.