28 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

  1. If it feels good try it!
    Quote from the article:
    A “Taoist practice that originated in the Far East. In Taoism, the perenium or Hui Yin is called the “Gate of Life and Death.” This is a gateway where energy enters & exits the body.
    I first learned about perineum sunning through my studies of Taoism and Tantric practices. Mantak Chia speaks about this in his work, as does my friend @ra_of_earth .
    The benefits of perineum sunning include:
    •It brings in prana or solar energy from the sun into the organs within the body which strengthens the organs.
    •Perineum sunning prevents against the leakage of chi or life force energy from the body. This in turn sustains health & longevity of the physical body.
    •Increases creativity and creative output.
    •Aids in a healthy libido & balanced sexual energy.
    •30 seconds of sunlight on the perineum is equivalent to being in the sun all day with your clothes on.
    •It regulates the circadian rhythm and promotes deeper sleep.
    •Grounds and connects you to the Earth.
    •Increases your personal magnetism and amplifies the auric field.
    •Better focus & mental stimulation.
    •Regulates hormone function in the sex organs. ⚡️
    My experience with perineum sunning has been profound. I have been practicing this for a few months now. I start my day with 5 minutes of perineum sunning & feel energized for hours. I no longer rely on coffee for energy to start my day because I am getting my energy from the sun. I also am experiencing better sleep and require less sleep due to boost of overall energy. •
    I would highly recommend this to anyone who is seeking optimal health & wellness and to those looking to connect with their sexual energy in a balanced way. •
    The main advice I have that this practice is meant to be done in the time of 30 seconds to 5 minutes MAX in the sun.

    Sunscreen is not required & all you really need is 30 seconds of sun exposure. The ideal hours of the day to do this are between 7-9 am.
    #ButtholeSunning #SexualHealing #TaoistPractices

      1. In Frances too? I’d like to add IF the Sun was shining between 7 and 9, that’d be energizing, but what we do see is what you call a cloud cover. A helluv@ thick one. And the sun is below the horizon anyways.

  2. The link didn’t work so I did a search on the two words. I’ll never get that time back and I keep thinking of the horrors of sunburn in that region…

  3. Yes, taking some time for mindfulness and meditation can assist with all of those things but there’s no magical benefit from getting naked, holding your toes and pointing your arse to the sun.

    “pointing your arse at the sun”

    That just slays me.

    Willis Eschenbach couldn’t have said it any better.

  4. I tried it for 5 minutes. Everything was going great until the guy driving the snowplow saw me and phoned 9-1-1.
    Now I’m on the 4th floor at Regina General, the wife’s gone and the neighbours just dropped by to tell me that I can’t be Santa at the Northgate Mall. Fuck!

    1. Love the snowplow part, lollers! We have only some dog walkers and being found by a dog in pitch dark, cold and wet under a P. abies’ needles would not end any better. With my luck, it were a female police officer with a too-trained rottweiler.

  5. Dear Metaphysicalmegan

    Inspired by your wonderful article I thought to myself I want to follow the example of a strong woman so all week I have been exposing my nether regions to the sun.

    At first I felt empowered, but unfortunately as I am a male the empowerment quickly wore off to be replace by red throbbing balls (scrotum) due to sunburn. While my anus was certainly empowered I can’t say the same for my private parts which are now painful to the touch and quite a concern to both me and my partner.

    Would essential oils help? Please advise.


    Mr Brownbum

  6. That explains The Minister of Finance’s libido. We live on a small acreage where he wanders around stark naked no matter the weather. Seeing his barefoot footprints in the snow never fails to amuse. He’s a native Nebraskan. No nerve endings.

  7. A great deal said in the article about the importance of that region to the body. I think this proves the old joke about how you don’t have to be a brain to be a boss, just an …..

  8. I don’t think we should scoff at this ?
    Those people most likely to try this are also those most likely to benefit from increased blood flow and pressure to the brain.

    1. TAINT one nor the other. geez bunch o Babes in the Woods here at SDA. Serious lack of Knowledge and Imagination here.

  9. Honey, I think I just figured out why capitalism hasn’t been working so well for you!

    Interesting tan, though …