10 Replies to “I Don’t Think They Want Candy”

  1. I’d say Andy needs to buy a shotgun but he’s a pretty slight dude. An AR would be good. A pistol calibre carbine (love my Ruger) is a nice easy shoot.
    Some will say he shouldn’t escalate. I agree. Give them a fair verbal warning and the next time they come to your door you annihilate.

    1. I bought 500 pieces of candy after work just yesterday. 9mm FMJ 115 grain candy. Andy needs some candy.

    2. For once … I agree with Slow-Joe Biden … “look man, all you need is a shotgun”

      Well … and a backup arsenal to go with it.

  2. Tribe in action. Nothing more. But also nothing less.

    Who do YOU think is funding them???

  3. Halloween revellers, in the old days, didn’t want candy either. When they knocked on the doors of Irish peasant houses, asking if the inhabitants had “anything for the pooka?” “the pooka” wanted money, alcohol, or sexual favours from the farmer’s wife.

    And “the pooka,” said to be a monster in the habit of harming humans for sport, would happily vandalize the farm or kill livestock if “the pooka” didn’t get what he asked for.

    He would have made a fine “anti-fascist.”

    (No, I never did like Halloween, why?)

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