Washington Redskins

27 Replies to “Washington Redskins”

1. I was pushing for the name, Swampers.

   1. I thought the, Washington Very Old White Guys, would be more than appropriate. There are more than few at the teat in Washington.

2. Spot on, Kate!

3. “The Communists take the ball on the 1918 yard line…”

4. Contrast this with the Cleveland Indian rename to “Guardians”. Commander is just so perfectly apropos of the government mindset.

5. These people were PAID for this?

   Fire the whole damn works with no recommendations. Then take out a full page ad detailing their malfeasance in every city with a football team.

6. From Master and Commander … to … Dear Leader. Will the team have a quarterback for life?

   1. Trudeau will hate it!
      It’s still is white and racist as ‘man’ is still part of the ‘woke vocabulary that they’re trying to get rid of.
      I take ‘Pansies’ wouldn’t have worked either?
      Hmmm…Washington Pansies.
      Commanders is too strong a word for what the team could actually accomplish as it prefers to leadership abilities.

   2. From Master and Commander … to … Dear Leader.

      In Dear Leader’s case, he’s gone from being portrayed as the country’s sex toy to a national laughingstock.

      1. No, still a dildo.

         1. And here I was thinking butt plug…

7. Was Washington Karen’s already taken?

8. Does anyone still care about the Nonbinary Faggot Lickers?

   1. No.

      Since professional sports are more worried about what white liberals think, I don’t even care if any of it continues to exist.

9. Seeing as I once was a fan of the Redskins, I’ll be happy to root for the Comanches.

10. Actually the Washington Reds would not be as bad a name although someone in Cincinnati might object. I had my money on the Washington Foreskins. Mind you, they turned down my Edmonton Eunuchs idea.

    1. They decided on Edmonton alky’s instead.

    2. The Edmonton Elkimos.

    3. Now does “Elks” refer to the wapiti or a certain fraternal organization? I’m surprised no lefty has brought that one up.

11. In the spirit of “equity” … read: “getting even” … It should be Washington Whiteys or Washington Crackahs … maybe Washington Honkeys? Because “equity” demands that all you white racists get done to you, what you done to the BIPOC’s … Right?

12. Apparently “Dictators” was already spoken for.

13. The Washington Glowies.

    Their cheerleaders will carry Tiki torches and wear tan khakis.

14. The Washington Wimps.

15. Screw them all! I am gonna call them by their
    original names. Suggest everyone else does the same.

16. Real life once again challenges the Babylon Bee.

17. oh look. reminds one of the conservative reform alliance party aka CRAP.

    1. After the federal election about 20 years ago, I made a spoof poster with exactly that acronym and posted it in my department’s lunch room. One administrator, who was a die-hard supporter, was not amused, for some reason. He was even less amused when I posted a picture of Doris Day with the caption “The Leader of Her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition”, in keeping with the joke made by Rick Mercer.