Is “Nancyboy Surrender Monkey” A Gender?

Forwarded by a reader, this excerpt from an internal CAF/DND email (edited for length).

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Subject: CAF/DND CANFORGEN – standardized signature block including optional
gender based pronouns

From:
Date: August 4, 2021
To:
Subject: STANDARDIZED EMAIL SIGNATURE BLOCKS – BLOCS-SIGNATURES
DE COURRIEL NORMALISES

Ref: CANFORGEN 117/21 COS(IM) 004/21 301420Z JUL 21 STANDARDIZED
EMAIL SIGNATUREBLOCKS http://vcds.mil.ca/apps/canforgens/default-eng.asp?id=117-21&type=ca
nforgen

(le français suit)

Good day all,

For your information/action.

THE REF STATES THAT ALL DND EMPLOYEES AND CAF MEMBERS MUST ADOPT
STANDARDIZED EMAIL SIGNATURE BLOCKS (ESB).

ESB MUST APPEAR IN BOTH OFFICIAL LANGUAGES AND MUST INCLUDE A
SEPARATE SECTION FOR EACH LANGUAGE. THERE ARE ONLY TWO
AUTHORIZED TYPES OF ESB, ONE FOR DND EMPLOYEES AND ANOTHER FOR
CAF MEMBERS.

THE STANDARDIZED ESB FOR CAF MEMBERS IS:

2LT / SLT JOHN MILITARY, CD

GENDER BASED PRONOUNS, IF APPLICABLE / NO LINE
WHEN NOT APPLICABLE

(NO CONTENT – EMPTY LINE)

POSITION, UNIT

CANADIAN ARMED FORCES

JOHN.MILITARY(AT SIGN)FORCES.GC.CA / TEL:
613-955-5555 X 1234 / CEL:

613-818-1234 / CSN: 955-5555

(NO CONTENT – EMPTY LINE)

POSITION, UNITE

FORCES ARMEES CANADIENNES

JOHN.MILITARY(AT SIGN)FORCES.GC.CA / TEL. :
613-955-5555 X 1234 /

TEL. CELL: 613-818-1234 / RCCC : 955-5555

(NO CONTENT – EMPTY LINE)

DISCLAIMER TEXT (IF APPLICABLE)

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(Emphasis mine.)

22 Replies to “Is “Nancyboy Surrender Monkey” A Gender?”

  1. So, when saluting a superior officer, would one be court-martialed if one got that person’s gender wrong?

    1. BA

      Only way to side step that shit is to say:
      “SIr…Yes Sir.”…..no.?

      Not the Forces I joined in the 70’s…

      1. Somehow, “They, yes They” doesn’t quite have the Gunny Hartmann touch, does it?

  2. No further proof of the oxymoron of “military intelligence” is needed. From the halls of academia with the nihilism of the Marxist professoriate to the military bureaucratic dysfunctionality in just a few short years. How quickly we decline. In commerce, the woke go broke. In war, the woke get slaughtered?

  3. So if we all adopt “My Master” as our preferred pronoun, does that mean that the confused must call us that?

    Asking for a friend. (UnMe and others, stop and think about what those who follow that pronoun would have to say when referring to Kate. Along the lines of “I hate it when My Master does a new post on anything political. My Master should know better than to put down our dreamy Prime Minister.”)

    1. Massa has been my pronoun for some time now. All forms, all tenses it must be used.
      I also have pre-pronouns: Yes Massa and No Massa
      I also have gendered inflections on my pre-pronouns: Yes – sharp short inflection, No – inflection on the N with long hold on the o for 0.5 seconds.

      It’s all in the guidebook for the use of gendered pronouns.

  4. Ah, I believe that headline should read “nancyboy” with a small-scale “n”. Just ask John Chittick who once wrote that he stood “corrected” on the matter. Ha!

    1. Sorry, Nancy, you’re linked to this now.

      Does that mean that they should be thought of as your children, or as your pets?

  5. It’s shocking that we haven’t been informed as to when the DND’s LCDGNCBBSTNBBQ Summer of Sodomy Pedophilia Drag-Show is scheduled.

    Allan S is on tenterhooks.

    1. Your mention of sodomy brought back an old memory… a female friend of mine in the 80s told me (God, was there anything we wouldn’t reveal to each other back then?) she had suffered an anal fissure as a result of guess what. Apparently her doctor told her, and I quote, “never put anything UP there. Stuff should only come OUT OF there.“

      How long do you suppose an MD’s career would last now if he started providing gay patients with that advice?

    2. Waterhouse, Not quite sure what your post was saying. I got most of it, but are you saying the DND lgbmqwerty folks are having a summer BBQ with a sodomy drag show/library story time perhaps, for the children’s entertainment at that summer BBQ? And, that they didn’t tell us? I’m shocked I tell you, just shocked!

  6. It amazes me how fast the police/military are completely cucked by rules such as this. They truly care only about a pension. Morality, values? pfft.

    1. I guess my old rank of “Master Bombardier” in The Canadian Military would be eliminated now…
      It falls into our politicians definition of the ‘woke’ elimination.

    2. Yup. It’s no mystery.

      Read the section of the Somalia Inquiry Report about the officer corps in the CAF.

  7. I come here for Kate’s quality snark. Not everybody can do it on her level, I am being sincere here.

  8. This politically correct garbage has been festering forever. I called it quits in the early eighties in part because when given a choice between the training and safety of troops on bridging exercises and French language training, I was informed by a senior officer at NDHQ in no uncertain terms that the number one priority of the Canadian Forces (I can’t even remember if we were “Armed” at that point) was French language training. My objection based on the admittedly minor detail that the troop in question had no desire to attend the language training course because he was, in fact, French had zero impact.

  9. The Canadian military is about as useful as tits on a bull.
    I feel sorry for the few thousand real soldiers surrounded by some many worthless sacks of shit.

    1. Buddy – You are an idiot. As someone who has been in the CAF/RCN for 34+ years. The majority of personnel in all branches know their job and would kick your ass into next week. Where the CAF/DND would get the best results is to eliminate NDHQ and all the kiss ass flag ranks that ‘work’ there. This is a direct result of reward idiots to get them out of the trenches where they could do real harm. This CANFORGEN means nothing and some flag rank is getting a pat on the head for their ‘exemplary’ work that does nothing. The one constant in the 34 years I have been in is change.

      1. I was in the military so your insult doesn’t illicit surprise…

        I’ve seen the turds walking around Ottawa for decades and decades and decades.

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