11 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

    1. Milo is superlative in his shifting narrative. Too cute.
      But, damn, those NFL guys, eh, and ciggies.
      Help me saint joe!
      That vented, I hope his shift helps those who need to hear that.
      And I hope he meant what he said right there.

    2. Perhaps Milo has come to the (early) realization that the Gay lifestyle (yes, it is a lifestyle) is a young man’s (Twinks) game. The only place old, fat, gay men get any action is behind a wall at the local gloryhole. Another statistic that gets buried by our betters is the suicide rate among gays who can no longer find a supply of new partners. And the NFL (or Premiere League) is out of the question.

      I’m reminded of Bob Dylan’s Christian conversion in the late 70’s … going from Jewish to Christian, back to Jewish … and perhaps … finally returning to Christianity. But Milo appears to have learned what Bobby Zimmerman sang … “You’re gonna have to serve somebody”. My new stanza for Milo

      “You may have come a long way from England or France
      You may like designer shoes, you might like to dance
      You may be the favorite bottom of the NFL
      You may be headed to heaven or surely to Hell

      But you’re gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed.
      You’re gonna have to serve somebody
      Well it may be the gay lifestyle, or it may be the Lord
      But you’re gonna have to serve somebody

    1. One pre-Python TV show deserves another:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6UrcD5MKs8

      Yup, that’s John Cleese and Graham Chapman you saw. At about the same time Cleese and Chapman were writers of the BBC radio comedy show I’m Sorry I’ll Read That Again, which also featured Tim Brooke-Taylor in the cast. And, yes, ISIRTA was about as daft as Monty Python.

      I’m not sure if Terry Gilliam was in England at the time those shows were made.

      1. Also At Last the 1948 Show and, earlier, That Was the Week that Was, or TW3.

  1. a Frenchman in his forties who told me he was a pirate on leave. He said he owned an old Navy PT boat with a machine gun he used to prey on Chinese ships in the Celebes (Indonesia). “How come you are not in prison for 20 or 25 years? How about the police, the local coast guard, the navy?” I asked. “Nobody cares about the rich Chinese in Indonesia; besides, we never, never kill anyone. We wave big guns at them, my crew and I, and they always pay up. Sometimes, they bargain with me. I am not unreasonable,” he explained

    This is pretty much exactly the premise of the anime Black Lagoon.

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