77 Replies to “Satire is Important”

  1. Does being white also mean that I have the right not to drink that company’s sugared water?

    1. B A, I decided two or three weeks ago never to drink any more Coke, or any other cola, after finding out that the corporation supported Joe Bidenlast fall. After reading this drivel, what Coke is doing here reinforces that decision.

      1. And reading a Twitter feed on this, one writer says both Coke and Nike lobbied the U.S. Congress AGAINST the bill that prevents the Importation of goods made from forced labour in China.

    2. Stopped drinking Coke a few years ago when they started making donations to the World Wildlife Federation. I wrote and told them I would no longer buy their product. Best thing I ever did from a health perspective. Went from 1 can per day to 0.

    1. I can just see the admeister in the Coca Cola boardroom:

      “Wow, have I got an idea”
      “What is it?”
      “We insult our clientel and employees as racists and they will all rush out and buy our product”
      “Did you work at Gillette?”

      Go Broke Coke.

    2. I’d like to Biden the world a Coke
      And fill it with Woke-arey
      Kamala can suck that coke right back
      And keep odious company…
      Etc.
      Sing along, citizen.
      We mean it.
      Schnell!

  2. One day a civil rights suit against these racist wokeholes will be victorious. Until then follow these simple rules:

    1 – don’t associate with leftists
    2 – don’t hire leftists
    3 – don’t do business with leftists

    I don’t even acknowledge obvious leftists in public. Purple hair? Nose ring? You don’t even exist to me.

    1. Never going to happen.

      1) Judges are put there, to protect the system. There will never be a “judge Trump”, anywhere, who will make it past the vetting process. Robert Bork was the closest the USA ever came. Look at all the justices Trump put in place, who all agreed that Texas had no standing.
      2) The only problems a politician has are election, and re-election. Anything they say, anything they do, is to solve one of those problems. There are no other problems, no matter what they say.

      Trump was the first “not a politician” I have ever been in office. And look at the unholy shit storm that he provoked. I have never seen anything like that before, and I doubt I will ever see the like again. Did not see it around Reagan. Stockwell Day actually is the closest I can think of that ever happened in Canada, that even comes close to the 4 year nuclear meltdown every public service pension recipient had in the USA.

      To reiterate; there will never be a judge, anywhere, who will upset the apple cart. Looking for legal remedies, is a fool’s errand.

  3. Since the infamous Gillette ad criticism of masculinity. I have never purchased a Gillette product. I think it will be much easier to pass up a coke.

      1. I don’t shave now.
        Look like a hillbilly.
        Don’t care.
        Fact, the wife kinda likes it.
        Don’t even need my cow fart aftershave, now…seems the beard can generate its own musky kinda aroma, if’n you know wut I mean, ya’ll.
        Smell ya later…
        Word.

    1. I hated the NE Patriots for over 20 years starting with the tuck rule play when Brady was a rookie. I boycotted Gillette from that day mistakenly thinking that Kraft had ownership in Gillette since Boston is their head office and the stadium is sponsored by Gillette. I only learned I was wrong about the ownership during this more recent controversy, which made me smile and continue my boycott. I did cheer for Brady this year for the first time in 20 years.

    2. Since the infamous Gillette ad criticism of masculinity. I have never purchased a Gillette product.

      I haven’t either.

  4. Coke causes dys-“Pepsi”-a…

    Haven’t tasted the stuff for at least 15 years.

    And if they want me to be less white then they can send me to a sunny beach so I can vacation with all the hypocritical politicians.
    I’ll darken the skin melanin the natural way with sun screen and verdant beaches.

    Prosit!!

    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North

  5. My COKE slogan … “drink more tap water”

    My fabulous EBMUD water is filtered through the Subzero internal water dispenser. Yeah, fairly similar to Nancy Pelosi’s dual freezer. Hey. 40 years of self denial should get a reward about now.

  6. Coca-Cola Is a global corporation. I think we can rest assured that they do not tell their employees in Red China to be less Chinese.

    I prefer Kofola, the drink that began life as the Czechoslovak Communist knockoff of Coke. The irony is not lost on me, but it’s not as saccharine or as gassy.

  7. If I worked for Coca Cola, I’d go to work in blackface, and ask if this was non-white enough.

    1. If “Being White” means showing up on time, doing an honest day’s work, and earning pay and position on the basis of merit rather than Identity, then I can only hope that all those Coke employees do their best to be “less white.”
      And may the company crash and burn.

  8. So the idea is rather than raise blacks up to our standards we dumb down whites to their standards.Typical socialist thinking.

      1. Forget the Tang! I’m going to drink my whiskey straight up and mellow it out with beer chasers!

    1. h, that ain’t the worst of it. we are expected to function under separate set of rules due to our “whiteness”. Yet the, ahem, POC who account for 15 percent or less of the total population, don’t have anything similar foisted on them. Has anyone heard of any suggestions that they be less black? The west spent decades opposing the south African racism, and now the militant POC’s want it back, only in reverse. How is that not racist? What a screwed up world we have. I refuse to participate as much as I possibly can, but it sure ain’t easy.

  9. Warren Buffet, big Biden, Democrat, loves CocaCola.
    Like also oil hauler, Burlington Northern Santa Fe (BNSF) railroad .

    1. From the looks of this comment thread it appears that almost nobody gets the point…yet again.

      (I wonder if IQ is dropping as time goes on or if internet revelations just make things much more obvious?)

      1. Drink neat whiskey, girls.
        Mixing a drink is tantamount to mixing genders.
        Oh, and play more Johnny Winters.
        Peace.

    1. PepsiCo leadership is very anti-Trump. I recall nasty comments from their black female CEO when Trump was elected, also about Trump voters — their customers. (These people are bright.). PepsiCo owns a bunch of companies/brands, including Tropicana orange juice, Quaker Oats, Aunt Jemima (heh; now called I forget what), Gatorade, Doritos, Lipton tea, Aquafina bottled water, Starbucks bottled beverages. And more. You can’t escape these people (Coke or Pepsi).

  10. The elephant in the room is the answer to the question, are they doing this because they want to or are they doing it out of fear?
    If it’s the former, then they are stupid.
    If the later, they are scared.

  11. anyone else noticed that all Canadian ads. have either all blacks or at least a black and white couple. with 3% of the population ,anyone else thought its over the top. and negligible natives or Asians , the couple is universally , white gal , black man

    1. My wife and I noticed the same. Thought that was just us noticing. Then again I try to watch as little CAD tv as possible, and now even less US tv come to think of it.

    2. *
      check out the canadian tire weekly fliers.
      had no idea there were so many darn
      ambiguously bi-racial folks who liked
      camping & swimming.

      walmart goes one step further… all
      the couples portrayed in their ads
      are from different ethnicities as
      well.

      guess they think they’re being real
      subtle… shoving diversity up your
      ass, one nickel at a time.

      *

    3. Not true! I do see white couples on TV. They may both be male, but still qualify as a couple. Hetero Normal relationships are so yesterday!
      Gotta get with the times cal! /s

    4. i’m shopping for a new bank here in the US and almost every webpage i go on i’m greeted by a black face first…and in tv ads it’s a black “expert” usually advising a blond white woman, you’ll never see a solo white man in a commercial anytime soon. every company is falling all over itself in order to practice virtue signaling

    5. Yeah cal2, I did notice. US ads are the same as well. It now seems obligatory to include POC into ads, but also, when there is a scapegoat or a patsy of some sort, it ain’t the POC people, only the whitey ones. I’ve never considered myself racist, but this shit ain’t helping, and so far at least, being racist or a bigot ain’t illegal…yet.

  12. Sterling Archer voice, “Do you want white supremacists? Because that’s how you get white supremacists”

  13. Things go better with less white people.

    Things go better non-white.

    Catchy, singing this on the train to the camps right now.

  14. I always thought it odd that there are so few white people in Canadian commercials. Last year I went to downtown Toronto on a business trip. The only two white people I saw were an old couple at Tim Hortons who were carrying garbage bags with empty beer cans. Since Canadian ads are shot in Toronto I imagine they couldn’t find any white people to hawk their wares.
    I don’t know where they think the white supremists hang out, but it definitely is not in Hog Town.

    1. I encountered crapola like that when I was required to attend some of the “training” sessions at Armpit College, such as team-building and “customer” service. I found it all intellectually nauseating and insulting.

      1. BA, “intellectually nauseating and insulting”, how about simply nauseating and insulting? It sure as hell ain’t intellectual.

  15. I’d have to go with the “Coke adds life!” campaign as their worst. I think it was Indonesia where it was mis-translated to “Coke will bring your ancestors back from the dead.” It sold a lot of bottles, but left a lot of sad customers.

  16. I’m thinking no one here has tried orange vanilla coke.
    Horrible crap, but I digress.
    It seems to me that Coke, much like the left, loves to experiment and will market ludicrous products which fail spectacularly and then move on as if nothing happened at all. People still drink their product just as democrats still vote for democrats .
    Seems unsustainable but soon Coke will be generating most of its beverage sales through government contracts, the rest will be in the new ballot distribution and collection industry.

  17. There are 3 races
    Caucasoid
    Mongoloid
    Negroid

    Noah had 3 sons
    Ham saw him naked and told his brothers
    Noah cursed Ham and ALL his descendants
    they shall all be slaves

    Guess which one of the 3 races came from Ham

    So Recapping, actions have repercussions, so from Noah’s time until the second coming, the races are not equal

    After the second coming, this shall reset back to normal, and many believe that there shall only be one unified Human Race
    No more Color divide

    And Jesus was white-ish, so you do the Math.

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