50 Replies to “Oh, Yeah? I Have Bitches Here With 12.”

  1. That is probably defying the law of gravity and the immutable laws of ‘boob physics’…

    Cheers

    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group ‘True North’

    2. Sadly, these weirdos haven’t studied nature … if they wanted to suggest more than two breasts for human women … they should have followed nature’s design and scattered several teats across the entire “front” of these women. Several “front bumps” located above the “front hole”.

    1. Walt, I’m not sure. We have to ask Prime Minister Justin Trudeau about which one is actual groping.

      1. More than you can fit in your mouth is wasted … oh crap! Sorry … that old EXTREME sexist “objectifying” quote just popped into my head. Gawwd do I need re-education reprogramming …

      1. You beat me to it. I believe you’re referring to Eccentrica Gallumbits. Then again, she spoke favourably of Zaphod Beeblebrox, who happened to have 2 heads. Go figure.

  8. So gay fashion designers think that men are just attracted to boobs, rather than the overall shape that they are a part of?
    If that was the case, everyone would be lusting after Tess Holliday as she has a huge rack, one that will likely not sag as it is fully supported by the shelf like top of her belly.

    A friend of mine was offered free tickets to go see a show of a three-boobed stripper recently, and turned them down in disgust.

    1. There once was an old south of the border beer commercial which pitched the idea that drinking three so-called beers which tasted like water was somehow better than drinking two real beers. Breasts, as with beers, I like the real thing. The models still only have two breasts.

      1. For some reason, I’m reminded of an old advertising slogan: “Buy two, get one free!”

        1. Next: a bakers dozen teats on models !

          PS … I’ve always been a legs and butt man … this spectacle just creeps me out

  11. ROLMFAO!
    Didn’t expect THE perfect response!

    Hmmm…. Pondering nomenclature; dodeca-kini, woof-woof!

  12. Funny that in reality models have zero boobs. But seriously, there’s an old joke about the perfect woman who has three boobs, one for each hand and a middle boob with a beer tap.

  13. The fashion designers live in their own edgy little world. They usually show their designs on models starved to the point where they barely look human so this is really nothing new. Yawn.

    1. The emaciated waif “look” does nothing for me. Can’t measue any “movement” to paraphrase George Costanza.

  15. You know what would be edgy? A designer who made classic clothing for the professional and casual professional workplace, made from top quality materials, for a good price, that fit and looked good on a wide range of body types, flattering both male and female forms. And then showed the line using cis-gendered models.

    That would be edgy as hell. Would also probably get the designer killed.

    1. The designers could make the cis-gender thing work if they made sure beforehand that everyone was aware their show was a parody of convention because that’s what its all about right. Convention and conventional thinking must be slayed.

    3. Or one could go the other way as was done in the final scene of the movie Pret-a-Porter, directed by Robert Altman.

    1. Creepy Porn Lawyer, Avenetti has just located a three-teat Hooker who claims Donald Trump had unprotected sex with her with his tiny and crooked pennis … and his tiny hands were unable to satisfy her three mammary glands.

  17. There is a book, an old book about the mores of the Roman Empire before the fall.
    From here it look as though Rome is going to fall again, this time its going to drag the much of the rest of the western culture with it.

    Petronius, Satyricon @ 54-68 AD

    Read it some 50 years ago. For a young whipper snapper it was a rather erotic reading. Did not connected it to the politics of the time, though you will get a good sense of that when you read it. It is actually a good satire on the goings on of the Liberal ruling class, not unlike the ruling class and the doings of the socialist / fascist aristocracy of today.

    It is very easy to see the decadence of supposed fashion.

      1. Cheap, meaningless, anonymous, sex. Inotherwords masterbation with a “partner”. We have become the masterbation culture. First there was opium to dull the senses … now we have masterbatary sex-robots (both live and machine).

  18. when you have to put a third tit on a woman to get your attention, maybe these designers need to get a job digging ditches

  19. But in the proggy world, isn’t it doublebad wrong to view Wymyns as sex and objects?

    It’s so hard to keep up to their moving goalposts

  20. We know based on how much/type of pottery and art was found in dig sites as to whether that society was in survival mode or ‘rich’.
    We seriously need a famine

  21. I’ve been thinking more and more that perhaps the social construct of the Mohamadans might actually have it right …..

    1. I would agree … EXCEPT … for the fact they transform children into wives (several of em) and then into sex-robots via a clitorectomy. So much for the fundamentalist Islamic wholesomeness. OTOH … Christians CELEBRATED the beauty of women and sex in the Song of Solomon. Actually wrote erotic sex INTO the Bible.

      1. Actually, I rather think the “Song of Solomon” was pre-Christian, given it’s part of the Old Testament. It is true that the early Christians kept this book in as part of the pre-Christian tradition (there was considerable controversy about same). They did, however, insist it was an allegorical description of the relationship between Christ and the church.

    1. Lev, these photos of artifacts remind me of my Latin textbook, from way back! Thanks for your post. I’ve bookmarked it. There are 7,762 images. There are 389 pages and I went as far as page 3, and plan to review all. There are photos of artifacts from the Louvre Museum in Paris, Greece’s Thessaloñiki Archaeological Musem, Rome’s Capitoline Museum, Montemartini Museum, etc etc. There are explanations as to which ones were stolen by Napoleon! It is sad that crazy people damaged so much of this stuff, it is so old and beautiful.

      The Goddess of Abundance (your photo) is symbolic, featuring the Spring and Summer signs of the Zodiac, when food is grown. I see her 12 breasts doubling as 12 loaves of bread, one for every month. She is abundantly beautiful. Your timing is great with Thanksgiving Day, just around the corner. Frohes Fest!

      Ditto for the lovely mighty statue of Aphrodite, who has the admiration of centuries of admirers for the killer body that she has. Her well sculpted mound has to have been formed from the hands of a sculptor who knew his subject well. He obviously had the hands and imagination of his Maker.

  24. Women with two fake breasts plus a prosthetic third are superior to just two fake breasts.
    Pretty much sums up the mental depth to be found in the first quarter of the 21st century.

  25. Kind of reminds me of that radioactive fish that was on Simpsons a few years ago with multiple eyes. I guess we have to expect insane behaviour from the mentally insane.

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