Honey, I Finished The Internet

13 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. I was expecting something more like this:
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDb5bnbgwPM
   Does the deer try to eat what it hits?

2. …and regarding deer in the headlights…
   I seldom click on any CBC stories, and only if they allow comments from the Canadian taxpayers who pay for CBC. I’ve learned from experience that CBC stories without comments are nothing but biased propaganda beamed to the GTA, and most stories with comments are usually inconsequential fluff.
   Important issues like President Trump’s law enforcement and national security team appointments, are so blatantly biased, that CBC is afraid to expose them to comments from real Canadians across the country.

3. Not a physicist, but I’m guessing 150lbs or more moving at 30mph or faster = considerable pain.
   BTW, captcha show ‘Allende + slow’. Reminds me of Chile’s economy several decades ago.

4. Payback for all those Car versus deer collisions.

5. What? No deer x’ing signs?

6. Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti.

7. Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti.

8. Especially when you try craving your initials on a møøse’s antlers.

9. Time for an organic addition/alternative to the usual Thanksgiving turkey fare.

10. Where are they hiding when I go deer hunting?

11. Oh no, another terror for the SJW’s to tremble in fear of.
    Oh wait… they don’t run cause it produces too much CO2 right?
    Killer whitetail, nature hates you.
    Stay in the basement, live long and fester.

12. Good point.
    I guess we should dress as joggers and carry a rifle.

13. I knew someone who tagged a deer at 100 klicks on a motorcycle. It took him a year to walk. The deer was dead and he was peed off that no-one dressed it for him.