11 Replies to “Riding Mass Transit Is Like Inviting 20 Random Hitchhikers Into Your Car”

  1. “The most bizarre thing I’ve ever heard of.”
    Come on, Kathleen and Justine were elected and Hillary isn’t in jail, far stranger than bugs or lunatics on the subway.

  2. “She was banging on the doors and trying to climb out the windows.
    Everyone had crickets on their arms. My girlfriend was crying,”
    Bhahaha. roflol.
    Its a bitch when they lock those doors and you are trapped inside with a crazy person.

    Damn it- I stumbled/fumbled around laughing and knocked my oatmeal off the computer table.
    Please put no food or drink signs when you post something like that.

  3. Sheesh. Where’s her imagination? Shoulda been some black widow spiders, or tarantulas. THEN they would have something to freak out about. Effing snowflakes. Where’s globull warming to melt some of these goons away?

  4. Ha, I couldn’t help wondering after reading about the panic that ensued….
    If New York was an open carry state, how many crickets and worms would have perished that day?
    Anyways, big city dwelling and the inherent disconnect from understanding nature it creates does make indoctrinating ignorant SJW’s and PETA types much easier. Crickets and worms…… oh, the horror!

  5. Next time Lance- If you post something like that please advise with a ‘Spew Alert.’.

  6. Worried about crickets while locusts gather, ready to devour everything. God help us all.

  7. “Its a bitch when they lock those doors and you are trapped inside with a crazy person.”
    My thoughts exactly, those mass transit riders should understand that once they put their fate in the hands of some soulless apparatchik it is for better or worse. That apparatchik will follow procedures and keep you locked when bugs are crawling all over you, when there is a fire and when a lone wolf does something that has nothing to do with islam.

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