I’ll miss yoga. Actually, that’s a lie. I freaking love this.
26 Replies to “The Children Are Our Future”
I only read a couple of paragraphs but yoganow bad because too many crackers are doing it? AmIRite?
Lol, circling the toilet at an ever increasing pace.
Articles that once would have only appeared in The Onion are now an everyday reality in our increasingly batshit crazy world.
By this reasoning the actually drinking of tea would be cultural appropriation.
I only just resisted the temptation to answer the poll on the article and say “yes, yoga is racist.
Embracing other culture…..?……..never mind, using psychiatric help would be appropriation of European culture.
The form of Yoga I practice was created in Germany, no not by the N word here, many different cultures invented various forms of Yoga and it’s not cultural but physical. Honestly the stupid just drips off the liberal movement these days.
The SJW’s don’t realize they are playing Jenga for realzies; but it so fun to watch their world topple over.
Isn’t the concept of “0” a cultural appropriation from sacred Islam? (pretend you don’t know that the ragheads appropriated it from Hindus) It is racist to tease the empty headed goat lickers with a white mans superior use of their own stolen knowledge isn’t it? Time to shut that Shiarea down!
#StopUsingIslamsZeros!
Perhaps a compromise here to calm the waters.Yoga in full burkas but that’s only my suggestion.
bverwey
Hahahahahaha. Only today’s kids could parse out such a brilliant analysis of the dangers of yoga. When they graduate they will walk amongst us.
OK. So who gets to keep the wheel and the internal combustion engine? (And electricity, and pasteurization, and public sewage systems and . . . )
See no Evil, Hear no Evil, Say no Evil, Have no Fun.
First they came for the rednecks, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a redneck …
THIS IS IN UPPER CASE BECAUSE I’M YELLING! AT THIS POINT I’M GLAD I’M IN MY 70’S AND WON’T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT AS LONG AS SOME OF YOU MAY! I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW STUPID SOME PEOPLE ARE. IT DEFIES ALL LOGIC. AND YES, I TAKE YOGA AND AM THANKFUL FOR IT.
1 complaint did this.
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One.
Who do I complain to regarding my right to protect myself, with a pistol, especially in light of all those syrians on the way.
After reading the article, I felt a LOT smarter all of a sudden.
Must be a sign, or sumthin….
Inmates are running the asylum.
Holy fark. My stupid meter isn’t calibrated for this.
Air quotes,
syrians,
End air quotes
First, nothing is “free”. Oh, yeh, free for some but then again someone else has to pay. I doubt that Jennifer Scharf held/taught yoga classes for 7 years without compensation …. and in a rent free space ….. and with little risk of bankruptcy since she had absolutely nothing invested. So you see, in a very real sense this SJW did some good. You want to give Yoga classes, set up a business. You want to take Yoga classes, pay for them yourself. They don’t belong on a college campus anyway.
Second, while the idea of cultural appropriation or whatever it’s called is patently absurd, why not just change the name to yogi, with an i. Most people really won’t know the difference.
I also thought it was an ‘Onion’ like joke but alas alack, t’is not.
David, you make a valid point and I totally agree. You know what else shouldn’t be allowed on campus? Children. Delusional, spoiled and farcical children.
This is just another example of why, when someone I am speaking to suggests that post-secondary school education should be fully funded, I say “Are you out of your f**king mind?”.
66, I am in a similar position. the level of stupid in Canada today surpasses anything heretofore. these people are so freaking dumb I wonder how their nervous system allows them to breathe.
The Cobra Kai dojo could not be reached for comment.
I used to run a free Tai Chi class at a university waaaaaay back in the ancient mists of history. If somebody had come to me back then with this pile of horsedoody, I’d have head-butted them. The astounding stupidity of suggesting that learning yoga is somehow “cultural appropriation” if you are white simply amazes me. White people invented the modern world, is it appropriation if we share indoor plumbing with the rest of the globe?
The reason we are seeing this type of stupidity is that the cultural relativists won the war, of course. Quite legitimately so, as there is no noticeable, measurable difference between people of different racial makeups. There is no legitimate reason why blacks, whites, Asians, Indians, whatever can’t intermarry and get along just fine. And of course here in Canada, mixed-race couples is the norm, not the exception. Everybody gets along just fine. They get along so well the government has had to begin importing racists from the Mooselimb world, because there aren’t any left.
Therefore, the present generation of people who make their money off the racial hatred game have nothing to complain about anymore. They had to literally pull this cultural appropriation/intersectionalist thing out of their @$$es, whole and complete in it’s fabulously incomprehensible bullsh1titude, just to have something to talk about.
I only read a couple of paragraphs but yoganow bad because too many crackers are doing it? AmIRite?
Lol, circling the toilet at an ever increasing pace.
Articles that once would have only appeared in The Onion are now an everyday reality in our increasingly batshit crazy world.
By this reasoning the actually drinking of tea would be cultural appropriation.
I only just resisted the temptation to answer the poll on the article and say “yes, yoga is racist.
Embracing other culture…..?……..never mind, using psychiatric help would be appropriation of European culture.
The form of Yoga I practice was created in Germany, no not by the N word here, many different cultures invented various forms of Yoga and it’s not cultural but physical. Honestly the stupid just drips off the liberal movement these days.
The SJW’s don’t realize they are playing Jenga for realzies; but it so fun to watch their world topple over.
Isn’t the concept of “0” a cultural appropriation from sacred Islam? (pretend you don’t know that the ragheads appropriated it from Hindus) It is racist to tease the empty headed goat lickers with a white mans superior use of their own stolen knowledge isn’t it? Time to shut that Shiarea down!
#StopUsingIslamsZeros!
Perhaps a compromise here to calm the waters.Yoga in full burkas but that’s only my suggestion.
bverwey
Hahahahahaha. Only today’s kids could parse out such a brilliant analysis of the dangers of yoga. When they graduate they will walk amongst us.
OK. So who gets to keep the wheel and the internal combustion engine? (And electricity, and pasteurization, and public sewage systems and . . . )
See no Evil, Hear no Evil, Say no Evil, Have no Fun.
First they came for the rednecks, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a redneck …
THIS IS IN UPPER CASE BECAUSE I’M YELLING! AT THIS POINT I’M GLAD I’M IN MY 70’S AND WON’T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT AS LONG AS SOME OF YOU MAY! I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW STUPID SOME PEOPLE ARE. IT DEFIES ALL LOGIC. AND YES, I TAKE YOGA AND AM THANKFUL FOR IT.
1 complaint did this.
…
One.
Who do I complain to regarding my right to protect myself, with a pistol, especially in light of all those syrians on the way.
After reading the article, I felt a LOT smarter all of a sudden.
Must be a sign, or sumthin….
Inmates are running the asylum.
Holy fark. My stupid meter isn’t calibrated for this.
Air quotes,
syrians,
End air quotes
First, nothing is “free”. Oh, yeh, free for some but then again someone else has to pay. I doubt that Jennifer Scharf held/taught yoga classes for 7 years without compensation …. and in a rent free space ….. and with little risk of bankruptcy since she had absolutely nothing invested. So you see, in a very real sense this SJW did some good. You want to give Yoga classes, set up a business. You want to take Yoga classes, pay for them yourself. They don’t belong on a college campus anyway.
Second, while the idea of cultural appropriation or whatever it’s called is patently absurd, why not just change the name to yogi, with an i. Most people really won’t know the difference.
I also thought it was an ‘Onion’ like joke but alas alack, t’is not.
David, you make a valid point and I totally agree. You know what else shouldn’t be allowed on campus? Children. Delusional, spoiled and farcical children.
This is just another example of why, when someone I am speaking to suggests that post-secondary school education should be fully funded, I say “Are you out of your f**king mind?”.
66, I am in a similar position. the level of stupid in Canada today surpasses anything heretofore. these people are so freaking dumb I wonder how their nervous system allows them to breathe.
The Cobra Kai dojo could not be reached for comment.
I used to run a free Tai Chi class at a university waaaaaay back in the ancient mists of history. If somebody had come to me back then with this pile of horsedoody, I’d have head-butted them. The astounding stupidity of suggesting that learning yoga is somehow “cultural appropriation” if you are white simply amazes me. White people invented the modern world, is it appropriation if we share indoor plumbing with the rest of the globe?
The reason we are seeing this type of stupidity is that the cultural relativists won the war, of course. Quite legitimately so, as there is no noticeable, measurable difference between people of different racial makeups. There is no legitimate reason why blacks, whites, Asians, Indians, whatever can’t intermarry and get along just fine. And of course here in Canada, mixed-race couples is the norm, not the exception. Everybody gets along just fine. They get along so well the government has had to begin importing racists from the Mooselimb world, because there aren’t any left.
Therefore, the present generation of people who make their money off the racial hatred game have nothing to complain about anymore. They had to literally pull this cultural appropriation/intersectionalist thing out of their @$$es, whole and complete in it’s fabulously incomprehensible bullsh1titude, just to have something to talk about.