Collect them all: Download a set of Trudeau cabinet trading cards
It’s a new era.
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Honest to goodness I thought this was going to link to the Onion.
Great new toilet paper is right.
When I tell my lefty relatives that this is a sign of corruption they just look at me blankly. To them the world is returning to normal.
That’s a spoof, right? Please?
Did you all catch the byline for the article:
By Leslie Young
Investigative Reporter
Global News
May I respectfully suggest that Ms. Young will not be investigating ANYTHING in depth about the Liberals during their reign?
He must have liked to collect hockey cards when he was a kid and wants to show off his experience. Look forward to receiving more of this, god forbid. Maybe Putin would like to trade cards?
Two girls for every boy… Going to surf city.
I remember the same crap when Trudeau Sr. was first elected. Didn’t take very long for the reality that he didn’t give a damn about the west to become obvious. I doubt it will be any different with junior. All he needs to win the next election is Ontario and Quebec, and that’s where the effort to please will be invested. The nuts never fall far from the tree.
They’ve only been in office for three days. Three days. It’s going to be a long five years. Sigh. Waiting now for the Franklin Mint Collector Edition Plate of the coronation, er, swearing in ceremony.
Hmmm… get those babies laminated, and have some dandy urinal targets!
I’m going to keep repeating myself until it sinks in:
COMEDY.
GOLD.
When is the girl friendly Turdhole blowup doll being released?
Jesus Christ. Russia just built three new military bases north of the 80th parallel, and THIS is what these assholes are doing?
And boy friendly.
msm leftwing porn,just ignore it and it will pass.
Cool! Something fun to take to the gun range!
Leslie Young… “Investigative reporter” ha, ha, ha… adorable. Maybe Leslie can “investigate” why she’s such an idiot.
POKÉMON! sorry, got carried away.
These cards are RIPE for spoofing!!!
OMG… so cool… Like politics we can understand eh?
So, not really trading cards if you can just print them all off. Part of the point of trading cards is trying to get the ones you want by trading away duplicates or ones you don’t want. But I guess if you do it this way no feelings get hurt.
My email to Global News viewers@globalnational.com
Dear Sir/Madame
Ref: Your Trudeau cabinet trading cards
Didn’t your mommies ever tell you that it was dangerous to engage in un-protected arse-lickng?
Yours truly
So this is what politics has come down to in Canada eh? It’s a cross between a sport and celebrity Kardashian style. Hope that’s the change the bozos who voted Liberal were looking for, there’s not much else of substance beyond soaking up the adoration for their star and reported in print and picture by their media flank.
The big question for those of us who care for this country is still not known, who is really running the affairs of state? Who is programming their star front man?
We have no media – just a loud voice of the idiotocracy
Barf !!
And I bet these sycophantic groupies collect a the local Starbucks and trade doubles to complete their sets. Perhaps a slumber party where they can braid each others hair (men included) and take selfies with picture cards in their hands. Ohhhh, Giddy times.
Again, Barf !!!
So which one is Obi-wan Kenobie; little Ralphie Goodale?
Maybe it should now be referred to as the Trudashian cabinet?
You need to look on the bright side – at least now the government advance teams to international meetings will have something to hand out so world leaders are constantly asking “who the f is this guy?”…
Let’s see if they create a set of “Ambrose shadow cabinet” trading cards.
Perfect!
Investigative journalist = fluffer?
Under all ralph goodale’s bluff and bs, there lurks a groupie. Who woulda thunk !
It is to laugh!
Note the Minister from Etobicoke North, Kirsty Duncan, who purports to having a Nobel Prize for her contribution to the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. This claim, made by many, is a fabrication that has been discredited by the Nobel Committee itself.
Let the corruption begin!
These cards are a great way to learn about the people in the highest echelons of Canada’s government, including photos, short biographies and interesting facts about each person.
Thank Bog nobody would ever think of re-issuing these with real info on them!
Justin Trudeau: “Can convincingly fake falling downstairs without apparent injury”.
Really? Let’s put this to the test!
The absence of a Quebec native in the cabinet as supply minister,
the absence of General Leslie and Chief Bill Blair,
the absence of Hedy Fry,
tends to indicate that this is a PR daytime TV show cabinet of little
import. Much of the real heavy lifting will be going on quietly and far
away from any public oversight.
These guys are way short of playing with a full deck.
Just like the Bush admin. gave the terrorists.
The Truso reign of terror wall begin.
Also will there be a full deck of terrorists in the 25,000 fake refugees?
I can’t wait till they come out with CONSERVATIVE trading cards; like all your MPs are hockey players.
Oh wait they’ve been benched.
Well you knew all along that it would devolve into politics as FARCE.
Cheers
Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group ‘True North’
I am with Garth Wood son this, Pure Comedy Gold.
You could not make this up.
There seems to be no depth to which the Presstitutes will not swoon.
Seriously I thought it was a spoof.
At what point does the Liberal party of Canada have to claim these sycophants as a fully funded PR wing?
Even a blind crusted on Libtard can smell the corruption oozing out from the “Press”.
Got my CRA letter dated November 5 for my first ever small biz audit.
Scraping my bumper stickers off this weekend …
Jody Wilson-Raybould – The pale complexion and freckles suggest that there was an Irishman in the woodpile. Is she a 1 percenter whining for free things? She’s probably doubly discriminated against. I wonder if the Indians hate her because she is white? Did she die her red hair or is the black actually natural?
Rob083 Wrote:
“Note the Minister from Etobicoke North, Kirsty Duncan, who purports to having a Nobel Prize for her contribution to the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. This claim, made by many, is a fabrication that has been discredited by the Nobel Committee itself.
Let the corruption begin!”
Haven’t you heard. Liberals don’t lie they are just more nuanced than the neanderthal Conservatives.
Witness this in the states:
Dr Ben Carson is being skewered by the Lame Stream Media over a few minor passages in this book while the press overlooked many of Obummer’s outright lies… Double standard, me thinks so. Check this out http://tinyurl.com/oj2w7s9
Ben Carson was a top ROTC candidate when he had dinner with General William Westmoreland. The general extended an invitation to attend West Point for free. Carson assumed this to be a scholarship which it sure sounded like. Note that West Point is paid for in years of service, not cash. Then the media craps on Carson for saying in his book that he was offered a scholarship to West Point when he never actually applied. Technicalities – stupidity?
These worship parades tend to come to dead halt the minute some innocent child has the termerity to point out that the emperor isn’t wearing anything.
Anyone want to venture a guess which journo gets thrown under the bus for contridicting PM Leisuresuit?
She’s West Coast Indian? There are a lot of red-heads among them. This dates back to the old days when a woman assumed her husband’s status (treaty Indian or otherwise), and there was a lot of intermarriage. White women became “Indian” when they married a status Indian, while Indian women were deprived of their status if they married white men. So a lot of women just lived common-law with a non-status spouse to retain status for themselves and their children.
But how do I trade away all of them? And they’re all rookies. And one or two switch hitters, i expect, too.
You misunderstand the situation: this is the ONLY way the low-information Liberal voter can get information about our new government. Anything more advanced would be too much for their feeble minds.
Did anyone look at Ralph Gooddale’s card? He knows all the words to the best little whorehouse in Texas. LOL!
Honest to goodness I thought this was going to link to the Onion.
Great new toilet paper is right.
When I tell my lefty relatives that this is a sign of corruption they just look at me blankly. To them the world is returning to normal.
That’s a spoof, right? Please?
Did you all catch the byline for the article:
By Leslie Young
Investigative Reporter
Global News
May I respectfully suggest that Ms. Young will not be investigating ANYTHING in depth about the Liberals during their reign?
He must have liked to collect hockey cards when he was a kid and wants to show off his experience. Look forward to receiving more of this, god forbid. Maybe Putin would like to trade cards?
Two girls for every boy… Going to surf city.
I remember the same crap when Trudeau Sr. was first elected. Didn’t take very long for the reality that he didn’t give a damn about the west to become obvious. I doubt it will be any different with junior. All he needs to win the next election is Ontario and Quebec, and that’s where the effort to please will be invested. The nuts never fall far from the tree.
They’ve only been in office for three days. Three days. It’s going to be a long five years. Sigh. Waiting now for the Franklin Mint Collector Edition Plate of the coronation, er, swearing in ceremony.
Hmmm… get those babies laminated, and have some dandy urinal targets!
I’m going to keep repeating myself until it sinks in:
COMEDY.
GOLD.
When is the girl friendly Turdhole blowup doll being released?
Jesus Christ. Russia just built three new military bases north of the 80th parallel, and THIS is what these assholes are doing?
And boy friendly.
msm leftwing porn,just ignore it and it will pass.
Cool! Something fun to take to the gun range!
Leslie Young… “Investigative reporter” ha, ha, ha… adorable. Maybe Leslie can “investigate” why she’s such an idiot.
POKÉMON! sorry, got carried away.
These cards are RIPE for spoofing!!!
OMG… so cool… Like politics we can understand eh?
So, not really trading cards if you can just print them all off. Part of the point of trading cards is trying to get the ones you want by trading away duplicates or ones you don’t want. But I guess if you do it this way no feelings get hurt.
My email to Global News viewers@globalnational.com
Dear Sir/Madame
Ref: Your Trudeau cabinet trading cards
Didn’t your mommies ever tell you that it was dangerous to engage in un-protected arse-lickng?
Yours truly
So this is what politics has come down to in Canada eh? It’s a cross between a sport and celebrity Kardashian style. Hope that’s the change the bozos who voted Liberal were looking for, there’s not much else of substance beyond soaking up the adoration for their star and reported in print and picture by their media flank.
The big question for those of us who care for this country is still not known, who is really running the affairs of state? Who is programming their star front man?
We have no media – just a loud voice of the idiotocracy
Barf !!
And I bet these sycophantic groupies collect a the local Starbucks and trade doubles to complete their sets. Perhaps a slumber party where they can braid each others hair (men included) and take selfies with picture cards in their hands. Ohhhh, Giddy times.
Again, Barf !!!
So which one is Obi-wan Kenobie; little Ralphie Goodale?
Maybe it should now be referred to as the Trudashian cabinet?
You need to look on the bright side – at least now the government advance teams to international meetings will have something to hand out so world leaders are constantly asking “who the f is this guy?”…
Let’s see if they create a set of “Ambrose shadow cabinet” trading cards.
Perfect!
Investigative journalist = fluffer?
Under all ralph goodale’s bluff and bs, there lurks a groupie. Who woulda thunk !
It is to laugh!
Note the Minister from Etobicoke North, Kirsty Duncan, who purports to having a Nobel Prize for her contribution to the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. This claim, made by many, is a fabrication that has been discredited by the Nobel Committee itself.
Let the corruption begin!
These cards are a great way to learn about the people in the highest echelons of Canada’s government, including photos, short biographies and interesting facts about each person.
Thank Bog nobody would ever think of re-issuing these with real info on them!
Justin Trudeau: “Can convincingly fake falling downstairs without apparent injury”.
Really? Let’s put this to the test!
The absence of a Quebec native in the cabinet as supply minister,
the absence of General Leslie and Chief Bill Blair,
the absence of Hedy Fry,
tends to indicate that this is a PR daytime TV show cabinet of little
import. Much of the real heavy lifting will be going on quietly and far
away from any public oversight.
These guys are way short of playing with a full deck.
Just like the Bush admin. gave the terrorists.
The Truso reign of terror wall begin.
Also will there be a full deck of terrorists in the 25,000 fake refugees?
I can’t wait till they come out with CONSERVATIVE trading cards; like all your MPs are hockey players.
Oh wait they’ve been benched.
Well you knew all along that it would devolve into politics as FARCE.
Cheers
Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group ‘True North’
I am with Garth Wood son this, Pure Comedy Gold.
You could not make this up.
There seems to be no depth to which the Presstitutes will not swoon.
Seriously I thought it was a spoof.
At what point does the Liberal party of Canada have to claim these sycophants as a fully funded PR wing?
Even a blind crusted on Libtard can smell the corruption oozing out from the “Press”.
Got my CRA letter dated November 5 for my first ever small biz audit.
Scraping my bumper stickers off this weekend …
Jody Wilson-Raybould – The pale complexion and freckles suggest that there was an Irishman in the woodpile. Is she a 1 percenter whining for free things? She’s probably doubly discriminated against. I wonder if the Indians hate her because she is white? Did she die her red hair or is the black actually natural?
Rob083 Wrote:
“Note the Minister from Etobicoke North, Kirsty Duncan, who purports to having a Nobel Prize for her contribution to the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. This claim, made by many, is a fabrication that has been discredited by the Nobel Committee itself.
Let the corruption begin!”
Haven’t you heard. Liberals don’t lie they are just more nuanced than the neanderthal Conservatives.
Witness this in the states:
Dr Ben Carson is being skewered by the Lame Stream Media over a few minor passages in this book while the press overlooked many of Obummer’s outright lies… Double standard, me thinks so. Check this out http://tinyurl.com/oj2w7s9
Ben Carson was a top ROTC candidate when he had dinner with General William Westmoreland. The general extended an invitation to attend West Point for free. Carson assumed this to be a scholarship which it sure sounded like. Note that West Point is paid for in years of service, not cash. Then the media craps on Carson for saying in his book that he was offered a scholarship to West Point when he never actually applied. Technicalities – stupidity?
These worship parades tend to come to dead halt the minute some innocent child has the termerity to point out that the emperor isn’t wearing anything.
Anyone want to venture a guess which journo gets thrown under the bus for contridicting PM Leisuresuit?
She’s West Coast Indian? There are a lot of red-heads among them. This dates back to the old days when a woman assumed her husband’s status (treaty Indian or otherwise), and there was a lot of intermarriage. White women became “Indian” when they married a status Indian, while Indian women were deprived of their status if they married white men. So a lot of women just lived common-law with a non-status spouse to retain status for themselves and their children.
But how do I trade away all of them? And they’re all rookies. And one or two switch hitters, i expect, too.
You misunderstand the situation: this is the ONLY way the low-information Liberal voter can get information about our new government. Anything more advanced would be too much for their feeble minds.
Did anyone look at Ralph Gooddale’s card? He knows all the words to the best little whorehouse in Texas. LOL!