Nicotine Fatwa Meets Nicotine Fit

21 Replies to “Nicotine Fatwa Meets Nicotine Fit”

1. Usually the last cigarette is just before the firing squad. wnu

2. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/syria-isis-chief-executioner-found-beheaded-cigarette-his-mouth-1482101
   The missing link…in more ways than one.
   IS has declared smoking “slow suicide” and demands that “every smoker should be aware that with every cigarette he smokes in a state of trance and vanity is disobeying God”.
   So when they get to Hell does Satan ask them: “Smoking or Non-Smoking?”
   Merry Christmas!
   Cheers
   Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
   1st Saint Nicolaas Army
   Army Group ‘True North’

3. Our public health sanctions on smoking in nursing homes and hospitals have a similar, if less dramatic effect. Every year seniors who smoke freeze to death when they pop out for a smoke after hours and can’t get back in. No doubt these deaths are attributed to smoking as opposed to “policy”.

4. Wanna bet it was a British cigarette?

5. “It is unclear who carried out the decapitation but the message was obvious.”
   Yes,I guess it was : “stop smoking”! I assume all the Brit and Canadian jihadists flocking to the ME to join ISIS are non-smokers or are trying to quit.
   This is WAY more effective than gross pictures of tongue and cheek cancer on cigarette packs, with the right government in power, hopefully Canada will soon follow this bold program.

6. A little more convincing than those ”Smoking Kills” warnings on the cigarette packs here. Maybe rather than taking bombing runs at ISIS, we should just drop smokes and let them do themselves in.

7. Make one hell of an ISIS recruiting poster, wouldn’t it?
   “Martyrdom – yours to Discover”

8. Tell Saint Peter at the golden gate that you hate to make him wait . . .
   But you just got to have another cigarette.
   Tex Williams – Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette) 1947

9. He shoulda vaped.

10. Gives real meaning to LAST CIGARETTEE term

11. Obviously all suicides must be fast and murder innocent people and/or animals as well.

12. “It was unclear who carried out the decapitation but their style of humour is rather obvious.”
    It did make me laugh.

13. Muslims make up good stories for the innocent ears of the west.

14. Kill them all and let god sort it out.

15. Would have preferred to hear he had a pig’s dick stuffed in his mouth but we take what we can get.
    Any dead radical Islamist is a good one.

16. Oh, how this must make all our anti-smoking zealots green with envy. Well, that is for those who smoke tobacco of course.

17. He used to be 2 hacks a day but he was cutting back.

18. Probably a Camel.

19. He should have just stuck to rape and murder.

20. The moose limb has a loose limb…
    Wonder if the photo of him will get mounted on a pack of smokes as an anti-motivational advertisement?…that would be irony on steroids.

21. Agreed. With only this to go on this story has to be filed in between wishful thinking and rumour.