It’s Probably Nothing

This is no joke, my sources tell me. Highest-level briefing have been held, all the way to the top. https://t.co/3yrWof1m2F

— Walter Kirn (@walterkirn) May 19, 2026

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Look out Iran. Phase II of our kinetic strikes will include Alien-hybrid armies … boots on the ground, err little green men, err little “grays” on the ground. You’re doomed. Your 6th century throwback culture is about to meet 39th century warriors.

They’re gonna get discombobulated.

sorry. dont buy it. the ultimate hoax. my reasoning: lve been pondering the incalculable distances involved navigating space. the only concession l will yield is these aliens have been here all along, they arent ‘visiting’ from other planets. they are camouflaged, concealed and in a constant state of hiding.
they have always been here. using stealth technology which apparently for some reason isnt perfect or they choose to switch off at times.

Kenji says:

May 20, 2026 at 9:37 pm

Wait. I’m confused. So the interstellar aliens are actually living as remote tribes in the Amazon? The same tribes that provided my adolescent self great joy on the pages of 1950’s National Geographic Mag’s.? Wow. Cool. I sense another installment of the Indiana Jones series …

My eyes have seen you
My eyes have seen you
My eyes have seen you free from disguise
Gazing on a city under television skies
Television skies, television skies

https://youtu.be/vXCPn2bZqk0?si=UPKeug17KMtgGtoc

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First off…that host (Jillian Michaels?) is unhinged, and needs to lay off the botox.

Secondly, let’s say for argument’s sake that what this guy is saying is true. I think it’s nonsense, but let’s swallow common sense and accept it. That brings up a big question. Why? Why would supposed alien species want to develop a breeding program with humans? It chagrins me to say this, but I can come up with a very valid reason for doing so. Disease and natural immunity.

In a single gallon of seawater you will find 10 to the 35th power cumlative of bacteria, viruses etc. As humanity has lived with a vast majority of these things for generation upon generation, we have developed a natural immunity to many. HG Wells was right on the money in “War of the Worlds”. It wouldn’t be the soldiers that repelled an alien invasion. It would be disease, bacteria and viruses. For much the same reason, humanity setting up domiciles on another habital planet is a pipe dream as well.

However, perhaps breeding within the population transfers those immunities to whatever four armed, bug eyed, little green monster results.

Kenji says:

May 20, 2026 at 9:46 pm

So … Fauxci was actually TRYING to kill off all us ollllld “aliens” to the “Rules-based” order? Because we don’t want our grandchildren trans-ed… and don’t want to lose our freedom and liberty. He was gonna HG Wells us all to death?

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