Joe, why are you hiding in the shed?

From the University of Michigan’s “Stop Abuse” campaign:

Examples of sexual violence include: discounting the partner’s feelings regarding sex; criticizing the partner sexually; touching the partner sexually in inappropriate and uncomfortable ways; withholding sex and affection

Insert your own quip here.

19 Replies to “Joe, why are you hiding in the shed?”

  1. So, I’m not allowed to touch you but I can’t withhold touching you either. I can’t express my feeling you’re doing a lousy job but you can’t discount my feeling that you’re doing a lousy job.

  2. Expanding the definition of (Insert your pet cause here.)
    Back in the early 90’s (I think,) there were hundreds of
    stories in the liberal media about date rape on college
    campuses. For 6 months, we in America were deluged with
    stories like “Is your daughter safe in college?”
    This yellow journalism was all based on 4 rape allegations
    nationwide that were all later exposed as hoaxes. Girl gets
    dressed to the nines in her sexiest garb and goes to the Delta
    Tau Chi frat party for the express purpose of getting laid!
    She gets shit-faced at the party because “Daddy’s little girl”
    does not act like that. The jock she sought out fails to call
    her back the next day and she yells “Rape!” President Obozo
    has just revived this long discredited myth.
    It is amazing how we have to fight these battles over and over
    again!
    If I do not send her flowers, should I face a rape allegation?

  3. Long term Solution for fix subsidize hhousing for 1 billion is. Not good idea best way, to sell those propert lot to $50 billion include goverment building old one and built new one and built new town house or condominum for Lease to own to poor peope when thhey finishh term even poor paying property tax when they ownediit. In short term we have too many apartement and new condo empty vacant they can used gear to rent pay rich apartment building richer and they indirectly pay more tax and empty vacant house or apartment or condo.

  4. Surprisingly similar to the proofs of AGW. Lack of extreme weather as well as extreme weather, hot and cold. Rain and drought, night and day.

  5. Holy crap What subterrainian Hal al hole did OK crawl out of to show up again with the sub English drivel

  6. If “withholding sex and affection” is an example of sexual violence, then the vast majority of men are victims of sexual violence. By broadening the meaning of rape unto meaninglessness, they’ve effectively trivialized rape. And which side is anti-women?

  7. I am withholding sexual favors from Rosie O’Donald.
    I have to admit that this was done in self defense!
    If Occam and North of whatever wants a piece of that, they
    welcome to to it!

  8. Imagine how many tries it takes ok to get through the captcha. On the order of monkeys, typewriters and Shakespeare.

  9. That’s it in a nutshell. If she withholds sex and is therefore considered “violent”, does that mean he can take it by force as an act of self-defense? That would be ridiculous, but it’s implied.
    I’ve said for a while that it’s a leftist tactic to blur the distinction between voluntary and coerced. This kind of mindless drivel from U. Mich. was probably instigated by someone friendly to this tactic.

  10. Some other examples of sexual violence include trumping your partner’s ace, impersonating a horse, dancing with a mailman, watching the NFL on television, shaving, and failing to shave.

  11. My favorite example from the CDC’s definition of “sexual coercion” is “acting sad” that you didn’t have sex with him, or “being told promises that weren’t true.” “You call that crank big! This is rape!”
    They are the ones who don’t take rape seriously.

  12. “Insert quip here.” I am not sure that is clear and unequivocal enough to avoid a rape charge.

  13. If I withhold sex and affection from myself, including “self-abuse” can I be charged with refusing to be abusive to myself, and thus be guilty of some kind of the alienation of affection from self, which is no doubt a form of mental cruelty, or at the very least a form of inversion and even self-loathing?

  14. Just wait until higher-order mammals such as Orangutans are given human rights. Sooner or later it will be unlawful to deny buggery to them.

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