First, the runners-up.
– Brenda in BC
SHINY PONY: First thing we gotta do when I am PM is round up Ezra Levant and send him to re-education camp. I’m thinking of also forcing him to go vegan and take yoga classes! Some manscaping may also be in order.
SUZUKI: Hahahahahahaha! That gets my vote!
– Rufusrastasjohnsonbrown
“Gotta help me out here Dave,it was OK when Elizabeth May was a groupie, but now she wants to be a bodyguard.”
– Bestman
So I sez to the orphanage, “Why should I take your lousy $10,000 for a speech when I can get $20,000 from the homeless shelter down the street?”
And the winner…
. . . and then I told them that we needed a carbon tax, get this…
‘to get Keystone XL approved.’
Send me an email and we’ll get you set up with a book, Mr. Stricker.
(original post edited for results)
“David, don’t you sometimes marvel at how many people fall for our silly ideas!”
“These idiots actually think I am telling the truth about supporting the Keystone pipeline!!”
Even Wildrose is getting sucked in. NEP II is going to keep the Liberals in power for 50 years and we’re going to have envelopes of cash this big.
And then Dave I realized there are people stupider than me, and they are, as daddy said,media people, and I saw a quote from some Russian leader calling them useful idiots, and I realized what you concluded years ago, does’nt matter what us lefties say or do, these “useful” idiots as they’re known as, will believe and print/parrot anything we say as truth, great eh! I wish you were my dad to.
”And then the farmer asked me, ”Mr. Trudeau, did you see all the dead birds around those wind turbines??”
…and the suckers watching your show on CBC actually thought you cared about this sh*t Haw haw haw…
So I sez to the orphanage, “Why should I take your lousy $10,000 for a speech when I can get $20,000 from the homeless shelter down the street?”
“You screw them this way, I’ll screw them that way”
“and together we will take over the world”
Mom said I was hatched from an egg this big.
I am not pleased with Trudeau’s seeming embrace of a carbon tax. Although he would probably never actually put it into policy, I am not pleased at all.
Wee so hawny, wee luve you long time.
10th level maggots are really Big Wheels!
Turdeau: And when I get in, we’ll put a lid on Sun News and they’ll never see the light of day again.
Suzuki: Let the fun begin.
“Hold on David, hold on, I haven’t even got to the funny part yet. So he turns around pulls up his pants up and says I think we’re done can I have my 50 bucks…and then I say…I’m a liberal…you pay ME to screw you and then I laughed. Mom told me I was witty.”
“He said we are cured and can leave tomorrow!”
“What? He is not a real psychiatrist?”
Justine… “and then I was crowned leader of the Liberals”…
Justine… “So, like, I Justin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Trudeau used to be like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snow uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh board instructor, and like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh some people, think I’m qualified to be like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Prime uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Minister”.
No Wait!
Wait!
Don’t laugh yet.
Then I told them I would never pass a Global Warming/Climate Change Tax!
JT: my ninth level maggot is this big!
JT: I once had a thought this big!
Seriously David, those charities are ripe for the picking. Like taking candy from a baby, take it from me, buddy.
Nepotism is how I remember the Liberal platform.
NEP, Pot and the idiot stream media.
“Dude! Let’s trade Carbon Credits for Weed!”
Posted a “cartoon” version here:
http://photoshare.shaw.ca/image/2/d/8/63987/suzukijustin-0.jpg
Some funny stuff above. Good for a laff on this cold morning. ☺
CAS
“And then I said being a summer camp counsellor qualified me to be Prime minister”.
“…so I rolled this big fat jucy doobie see, and she says, get this, she says; WOW Justin, thats the biggest one I’ve every seen”.
“… so I rolled this big, fat, juicy doobie see, and she says, get this, she says; Justin, that’s the biggest one I’ve EVER seen”.
“I quote you…You quote me….we are a happy family…….”
“I’ve never taken a SINGLE PENNY….Bwahahahahahahaha”
“So……with Hubert Lacroix on our side, we are unstoppable, man!”
So I said, $50,000 … and they paid it!
GM
And when I get elected I will slap on a carbon tax bigger than elephant balls
JT — “So anyway, we’re liberals so we can take drugs if we want.”
DS — “And be wrong about stuff too.”
I need some Cheetos man, I’m freaking out.
David, If only my dad was here to see what I’m going to do to Western Canada, he would be proud. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Trudeau: Don’t laugh Dave. I can be Prime Minister. Just you watch.
Suzuki: I can’t help it man. I know that you’re a Liberal and your old man was PM back in the day but, face it man, you’re just a f*cking idiot.
Justine… ” Knock, knock”…. Maggot… “Whos there”… Justine… “Prime Minister”… Maggot… “Prime Minister who”?… Justine… Prime Minister Justine uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Trudeau”… Maggot… “ha, ha, ha, stop Justine, you’re killing me”!
Calm down, hold it David, I haven’t got to the punch line!
JT: So…get this…I heard about this artist-blogger from Saskatchewan, you know, from, like, the same place that Pamela Wallen- she’s a Senator, right?…or was…bwwaaahahaha!!! Anyway, where was I?…right! I heard she thinks she could be a Senator too!!!
DS:Where’s Saskatchewan? BWAAAA-hahahahah!!!!!
I’m sensing a lack of respect for these Canadian icons.
JT: I like TURTLES® …. uhhhhhhhhh …….
DS: Haaa … so do I . They make great soup. I have some in my fish pond but I can’t remember which of my houses
has the fish pond. Have you ever had baby seal? So tender. Where’s my purse? I need to roll another …. you’re beginning
to bore me already ….
2nd entry: I thought of a better caption:
This time, we’re coming right out and calling it the New Economic Policy – Dad would be so proud!
-and yes, I thought my first entry too subtle -:)
Late to the party here…
Justin: “So I asked my Dad where I got my brains. He said likely from your mother – I’ve still got mine.”
Congratulations to the winners.
A good time was had by all.
Great pick Kate! Well done everyone!
Thanks Kate, for the ‘runner-up’ honor! That made my day 🙂
And K. Stricker’s entry was the best. I can almost hear Shiny Pony saying that….that one had my vote, too. Well done!
You shoulda seen the size of this doobie dad got me…