31 Replies to “The Decline And Fall Of The American Empire”

  1. Yeah, but if he chewed it into the shape of a vagina he’d go to the head of the class.

  2. Only bongs, dildos, whips and condoms are on the approved play list! When will they learn?

  3. Americans are particularly creative in designing and manufacturing b**t pl**s, for which see amazon.com. That to me is the most profound sign of total decay.

  4. Next up: Soledad O’Brien gets suspended at CNN for pointing a dildo shaped like Barack Obama at a group of Christian school children visiting the network on a field trip.

  5. With this attitude towards guns I wonder where the next generation of soldiers and police will come from. Guns are simply tools, but when all students are brainwashed into believing these tools to be evil, I can see some real recruitment problems down the road. Unintended consequences.

  6. Peter, remember the parable of the forbidden fruit! By constantly shielding children from having casual contact with firearms, and even the concept of firearms, the Left is instead breeding an unhealthy fascination with them. When one’s only exposure to firearms is via video games, or TV and movies, one could be given the impression that firearms are talismans of almost supernatural power, that allow one to assert one’s will over others with no untoward consequences.

  7. I feel sorry for boys growing up in this age where is the school curriculum is geared to only girls excelling.
    When ever the media show a school activity in the newspaper or TV has anyone else noticed that only girls are interviewed?
    Boys have become invisible in our school system.

  8. Yeah what happens when the child brings a GI Joe to class for ‘show and tell’.
    Man call in the full swat team lock down in an MRAP vehicle!!
    The so called decision makers, in this story, are functionally insane.
    Cheers
    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  9. peterj, that is part of the world governance plan.
    It is hard watching a great nation disintegrate.

  10. Fay, exactly, and we wonder why we have so many shiftless underachieving males in our society.
    This all part of the Bolshevik Alexandra Kollontai’s plan to destabilize the family.

  11. But Veep Joe Biden says girls should just use shotguns for protection?
    Cheers
    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  12. In my youth boys dreamed of becoming men, today boy’s mothers dream of suing after some woman tried to make their son a man. Upsidedown world I’d say!!!

  13. Bullys…stupid ones at that….
    It’s called reverse psychology…..and it seems to to be working especially in such places like Philidephia and Chicongo….rather than aversion, the majority of kids take away the notion that firearms are powerful….

  14. We should not be surprised at this. What appears to normal well adjusted people as “neurosis” in public school pedagogues, is actually a well executed social engineering agenda. First, this gets the up-coming generations used to authority figures making insane demands and unjust arbitrary punishment – it is a conditioning technique to get future citizens used to the descent into post-constitutional, post-democratic authoritarian statism which we are moving towards.
    Secondly they are conditioning a reflex in children they will retain all their lives – that of total insecurity in personal decision, choice and actions – they are being trained to never do or think anything without first getting permission from an authority.
    It’s Fxxxng malevolent what is being done to kids in the public system. This kid’s parents should be suing these tyrants back to the stone age where they came from.

  15. Regarding the related story: Student suspended for disarming gunman.
    In this bizarro land if the intended victim had been shot it’s likely that they also would have been suspended for being involved in an ‘incident’ with a weapon.

  16. With this attitude towards guns I wonder where the next generation of soldiers and police will come from. Guns are simply tools, but when all students are brainwashed into believing these tools to be evil, I can see some real recruitment problems down the road. Unintended consequences.
    And that’s what’s behind all of this: shaming and instilling in people a sense that
    1) Guns are bad. Even images of guns are bad.
    2) People who own guns, or even play with toy guns, deserve to be punished.
    3) Failing to toe the P.C. line will get you in trouble.
    Do you think any kid suspended for this is going to grow up with a sense of what the Second Amendment means? What rights and liberties are? No. They’re going to remember being hammered with the above (oh, and that gun owners might be violent and mentally unstable). It’s classic liberal indoctrination at its finest.

  17. Absolutely, Amy P. Well-said.
    I have been a huge supporter of the US for years. With the re-election of Maobama, the strong emergence of the entitlement class, the attack on the Constitution (specifically the 2nd Amendment), I am at the point of shrugging and figuring America is pretty much deserving of the abyss into which it is lowering itself.
    But it’s a shame.
    mhb23re

  18. I am more worried about pastry-shaped guns than I am gun-shaped pastries.
    But seriously, shut down schools. Just shut them down. There are too many stupid people therein. One would think the stupidity would be weeded out of one but no.
    There aren’t enough face palms for this. I would be applauding this kid for his visionary use of pastry, not freaking out and wrapping tin foil around my head.
    Calibre! Tee!

  19. I was going to ask what happens to the kid if he brings in a pastry-shaped gun, but Osumashi Kinyobe essentially beat me to it.
    It becomes more and more evident every day that public education is a cult. It should be replaced by a voucher system, so the radical ideas get left in the dust rather than being propagated system-wide on student guinea pigs.

  20. I wonder. Why doesn’t FOX or some other enterprising channel come up with a “Bureacratic Dickhead” weekly show? You know, run about 4 segments of unbelievably stupid dickheadery each week and award the weekly winner a dickhead statue – then have an annual runoff where viewers get to vote for “Dickhead of The Year”

  21. Whether the teachers are actually as left as most of them appear to be (marxist in fact) or whether they are simply the useful idiots described but Lenin or Stalin the fact remains that they are BRAINWASHING the children in their warped utopianistic never-never land of their own demented creation. Essentially ANYTHING associated with testosterone is BAD/EVIL. Common sense and even decency is tossed in favor of politically correct bafflegab.
    AT the risk of furthering the IDIOCY of even discussing this event (the teacher and the principal should be the ones suspended) what I am left wondering is : What would have been the reaction if a SEVEN year old GIRL had brought one of her older sisters tampons to school, whipped it out during lunch and uttered those spine-chilling words, “bang bang” ? Would all hell have broken loose? Would she have been suspended and publicly flogged? Would she have made CNN? Would that vacuous CNN leftest toady have to discuss REAL news instead of this pop-tart “art”? GAWD! What would have happened if the kid had chewed it into a little triangle and teach thought it looked like a MIRV. Would they have evacuated the county?
    I’m with AMY on this one … bin a huge supporter of the US for years but these days the inmates are in comPLETE control of the asylum.

  22. It occurs to the huge majority of folks that this suspension is pure idiocy. What’s scary is that the people who make these outrageous decisions spend alot of time with the children of the nation. And now Obozo wants to send our 4 year olds to to them and really begin the indoctrination ever earlier.
    When school board elections are held – teachers should not be allowed to run. No Board can have any more than two former teachers on it. Way to0 many school baords are full of former teachers. It extends the stupidity from the classroom to the school board. One more thing – all school administrators/prinipals should hold a B-Admin degree at the very least and not teach.
    Hiring teachers to actually run the schools is what leads to these outrageous situations. Teachers should be no different than any other ’employee’. Non teaching management is the way to go. I think we’d see fewer incidences if teachers just taught and management took care of everything else.

  23. Wait until the parents realize they’ve been put on a list by the school system for embarrassing them or making a fuss.
    It’s how those schmuck co-parents operate.
    BTDT

  24. Best idea I’ve heard all year. If they don’t want to do it perhaps Kate could. EBD ?

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