30 Replies to “Have a Little Fun with Tonight’s State of the Union speech”

  1. ROTFLMAO. Can’t wait until the Old Grey Douche Bag (NYT) gets hold of this and screams racism. I sent your link to HuffPo Robert.Hope you don’t mind.

  2. Yeah but if I wanted to play the game I would have to watch the State of the Presidency address and watching Oblamebush makes me nauseous, gives me a rash and causes me to want to do untold violence to anything with big ears. (and I have an antique vase that I really really don’t want to damage)

  3. Why don’t you have ads? Every time I see an Obama ad on a right wing blog, I click on it, so that some small part of his billion dollar war chest can reach the right hands.

  4. Would this be the “State of the Illusion” address that I heard about this afternoon on the Cavuto show?

  5. It’s easy to make up your own card – just fill all the blocks with “I” or “me”.

  6. I sent it to my cousin in Kentucky. He went insane laughing. He is going to pass it on to all his friends and relatives…Thanks….

  7. Its banker, wall street, millionaire and oil company bashing night! And a Green energy love fest! I’m so shocked!
    By the way he’s pumping more oil and signing less orders than you know, ……GWB!

  8. Just finished watching it. The usual, “tax Wall st., not Main st.”, “green energy, green jobs,America is still the eminent force in the world,we must all work together”,” we are respected from Cairo to Tripoli,”,everywhere except Ottawa.
    He’s going to create another bureaucracy to find jobs for returning veterans,”health care for all,and the Arab Spring will spread throughout the Middle East,dictators quake in your boots”.
    The applause was,to put it politely,tepid. Even his own people looked worn out and tired of his speeches. Hillary looked particularly sick of it.
    I felt NO tingle,anywhere on my person.

  9. Where’s “um”? Where’s “uh”? Where’s “those tax-avoidin’, NASCAR-watchin’, cross-burnin’, dog-porkin’ Republicans”?
    What kind of bingo card is this?

  10. I was hoping his teleprompter would burn out and he would just stare blankly into the TV screen for the entire broadcast.

  11. I don’t know a single person who is watching that fool of man read from a teleprompter tonight.
    Perhaps blindly electing The One hasn’t worked out as well as people had thought.

  12. Synopsis SOTU: Bushes Fault, Pander Pander Pander, GOP Idiots, Pander, PAnder, pander,. Navy Seals,I removed OBL From face of the earth, Praise be to Allah

  13. dmorris has it right with his description of Obama’s speech. Green this and green that, tax the rich, Bush’s fault for 2008 crash and apparently he is pumping oil all over the place (who knew).
    I suffered listening to him as a favour to a friend in Tampa.

  14. A clue to a crossword I was doing the other day was:
    “Prize won by Roosevelt, Wilson, Carter and Obama?”
    Figures! I think we would have more respect for the Norwegians were they to return to marauding European ports. (Maybe looting the Muslim Temples too!)

  15. I watched the whole damned thing. No hope, no change and I did’nt win at Bingo. I did feel the sunshine he pumped up my ass though.

  16. I noted Stewart and Colbert never mentioned this event at all but thoroughly disected the current Republican debate….

  17. The man spends his whole time asking meeting the rich for donations, and then comes out with a “tax the rich” electoral platform. I think he isn’t serious.
    …but then we all knew that, didn’t we.

  18. It was the same old crap, tax the millionaires (AKA take the money out of the private sector so Government can “manage” it instead) and develop domestic energy (AKA junk like Solyndra because he definitely did not mean fossil fuel just a few days after he killed the oil pipeline north-south project)BTW, Newt mentioned it and Canada again this morning.
    The biggest cringe worthy moment was yet another deliberately timed for this address Navy seals rescue mission in Somalia for 2 Euro prisoners (This time it was for pure political gain as the Bin Laden one was also timed to kill the launch of a certain book that Drudge had advertised at that time…One remembers a certain Donald Trump hired to do “book damage” too at the same time).This new rescue was “hinted” in the address and this morning, in unison, ABC, CBS, NBC etc…Are having VP Joe Biden on their Morning news show talk about it; complete with a picture of Barry on the phone with wife Wookie by his side supposibly taken when he was giving the order to the Seals to move in.
    *VOMIT*

  19. RHTT
    Do we expect any less? Of course the American MSM is once again, doing its Cheerleading act, but remember its just a warmup for the big show coming up this fall.
    Expecting the MSM to be anything less than IN THE BAG for Da Wun, is as foolhardy as expecting Da Wun to change direction.
    Once again last night, he showed he is a bona fide class warrior, and even more foolishly, wants to double down on Solyndra projects.
    The Manchurian is either a pre-programmed automaton, or a seriously delusional idiot.
    And the most incredible part, is that it appears that Da Wun still has a ‘popularity’ level of 45-50%, although what those numbers are based on, and who produces them is subject to questioning.
    There are still so-called capitalists, like Buffett (crony capitalist), and CNBC’s Jim Cramer, who STILL love their puppet Marxist, …” that wasn’t a class warfare speech!”….”I wish I only paid 30% in taxes”…..
    As many have said before, the entire US is still in a state of denial over their very serious, and dare I say, insurmountable debt problem. And their current solution seems to be to borrow more, and print more. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

  20. I might add, that Da Wun also showed his rampant protectionism last night, along with this gem:
    “Develop EVERY energy source of energy available….”
    Like ANWR? Gulf of Mexico? Pacific Coast? Or were those just convenient oversights?
    “A future where we’re in control of our own energy, and our security and prosperity aren’t so tied to unstable parts of the world.”
    Yeah, damn, now Canada is viewed as an unstable country! Must be that secret hidden agenda of PMSH that everybody knows about.
    What an idiot the Marxist-in-Chief is! He’s never started or run a business before, but, he has a blueprint for the country’s “success”.
    So, it only took him four years to come up with it? Really? Wow, that’s really something snookums. Seriously, this is just the same old Marxist/Protectionist/Crony Capitalism plan that he has always espoused, its just re-wrapped in his flowery teleprompter style.
    Empty suit redux

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