I Can See Nancy Pelosi’s Botox Tracks From My House

We here at TLC realize that our fabulous new hit series Sarah Palin’s Alaska may not appeal to all our viewers. We understand that a substantial segment of the population has no interest in watching Sarah Palin or taking a tour of Alaska.
And so it is with great pleasure that we’d like to announce a new show carefully designed to appeal to those of you who don’t like Sarah Palin, her state, or her values: Nancy Pelosi’s San Francisco.

Warning: graphic images.
h/t EBD
Update: ‘Sarah Palin’s Alaska’ Breaks TLC Ratings Record

31 Replies to “I Can See Nancy Pelosi’s Botox Tracks From My House”

  1. Folks, please do not look at the slide show in “Nancy Pelosi’s San Francisco” before breakfast.

  2. If so many of these “people” hate the USA, why don’t they just move – move to Palestine, move to the countries which they are supporting. They would find out very soon, that these other cultures are NOT so supporting of their chosen life style.

  3. And the agents are surprised I am declining all jobs in D/T Toronto! Those weirdos live there, that’s why.

  4. > We here at TLC realize that our fabulous
    > new hit series Sarah Palin’s Alaska may
    > not appeal to all our viewers.
    Like the rest of their shows do? What else is there to choose from?
    – Tattooed freaks. Blech.
    – The Dugger Family. Creepy.
    – Midget couples, families, and choclatiers. Freaky.
    – Jon and Kate? Gross and annoying.
    – Dumb, noisy, Italian bakers? Yawn.
    Palin will be the least freaky show on the channel.

  5. When Taliban Jack and Nancy Pelosi lead a gay pride parade in Palestine I’ll change my politics and support their’s.

  6. And they think they would be allowed to present like that in a communist country like say the former Soviet Union or Cuba? How about a Muslim country.
    Take heart boys and girls, half of those sub humans will die of AIDS and the rest will die of Hep C, Syphilis, Overdose or murder. Deservedly.
    I didn’t see very many races there beyond Caucasian and maybe one black woman. Lots of disgusting fagots, mentally disturbed Halloween types.
    At least all that human puss coagulate in an appropriate place and likely don’t travel outside the compound much.

  7. Why is the left always so damn hideous? That’s one ugly congregation of ugly people with an ugly message.

  8. D I S G U S T I N G.
    A bloody brilliant juxtaposition, and one that puts into stark contrast the difference between values that will rebuild America, and those that will continue to erode her.
    California is lost.

  9. Well that’s the kind of perverse society the progressives pine for, what we find repulsive they view as normal.

  10. Somewhere around 3000 people (overtaxed productive middle class) are leaving California per week. As Mark Steyn said after the election, there will be more U-Hauls being loaded up the day after voters put Jerry Brown back in the Capital. Those images should help the nation in deciding not to allow any kind of federal bailout when the state goes into default. Every nation needs a San Francisco (or Toronto) otherwise those depicted by “Pelosi’s San Francisco” might be more evenly distributed throughout. At least they represent a significantly terminal gene pool and don’t replicate.

  11. Something you all miss is that these epople really no matter how much they scream and say they care they don’t ……simply put they have nothing better to do
    There mom’s and dads (capitalist’s) provided a wonderful home (for some of these people probly most of them ) and are at work working hard to pay for there education…….you know what
    check this out
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9G59cUJ2cU
    This is an eight part series i owuld sugest you watch that ..lol.
    This was posted here by kate before

  12. Whew!!! We travel with these people on the buses and the trains. Is it any wonder we rush to wash our hands afterward?

  13. Yes, bleetymouth, of course. All conservatives are secretly gay. You’ve pointed this out many times.

  14. What is everyone talking about? I love northern British Columbia.
    I meant Alaska.
    But seriously, at least Sarah Palin’s program is watchable. Freaky people- not so much.

  15. I didn’t intend to tune into Sarah Palin’s Alaska, but when I turned on my TV, there it was. I thought the scenes of her home life were boring, but the scenes of the bears fishing were wonderful. It really gives you an idea what the typical lifestyle in AK is like. It also shows what regular folk the Palins are.
    A reality show of Pelosi would involve berating the housekeeper, staging photo ops with po’ folk, attending champagne and caviar events with lily white limousine leftists, and botox upgrades.

  16. Why is it that all the nude peeps were creepy old men? Also I LOVED that one sign where someone obviously went up to the dude and is all like “hey you spelled murder wrong” OH SNAP!
    That said TLC is awful. At best it’s turned into some kind of freak show. Sarah Palin was the most normal thing to happen to it since Trading Spaces.
    @ Kroket: LOL ;D

  17. “Why is it that all the nude peeps were creepy old men?”
    Well really, what other kind of old men would they be? But no, I take your point, I was wondering the same thing. (BTW what was, um, with that naked old guy painted all over with flowers. I mean, what was that… thing?)

  18. “I mean, what was that… thing?”
    Curse you black mamba lol I went back to look at it again. I have no idea. I thought it might be some kind of flesh colored fanny pack but it looks like a horrible tumor! :O
    The sad thing is the mystery tumor isn’t even the weirdest thing at the uh….whatever that rally is supposed to be.

  19. Peace symbols, actually, not flowers. They put a symbol on the unholy whatchamacallit as well. *Shudder*.

  20. Hey ‘mouth’….Funny you’ve given yourself the tile of ‘mouth’ given the subject matter of this topic. Just sayin’……

  21. Of course the so-called Peace sign was invented by Sir Bertram Russell, and is supposed to be an anti-Christ symbol – the upside-down cross. He should have stuck to nudism and maths.

  22. I was jokingly thinking that the tumor dude might be pregnant with the antichrist but decided against posting it. I shall post it now because Larben brought it up.
    High Five 😛

  23. Kate you can’t be right! All the Polls say Sarah Palin has been going down hill since the election, even hot air says so.

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