The World Is Being Run By Crazy People

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Now is the time at SDA when we juxtapose!
Guardian – A Conservative-run council has defended its decision to pursue legal action against a pet shop owner who was prosecuted for selling a goldfish to a child.
Globe&Mail – “We’re just starting out with seven [million million electronvolts] Tuesday and Wednesday. When we run at 14 million million electronvolts, we’ll recreate the universe as it was in this little teeny region of the collision..”

40 Replies to “The World Is Being Run By Crazy People”

  3. So if Geneva and its environs suddenly disappeared on April Fools Day, the rest of us would know that too many MONOPOLES generated in BIG BANG machines MAY become rogue MONOPOLES with big “IDEAS”, AND with the ability to suck Geneva and all big bang machines into black holes.
    Now there is an IDEA.

  5. So the scientist guarentee its safe.
    This thing goes critical and takes out the planet.
    Who you gonna sue?

  6. I wonder what would happen if you put a goldfish into the LHC’s target chamber…

  8. “Britain’s Daily Telegraph reported that an Australian girl wanted to lose her virginity before it charged up for the first time temporarily in 2008 because she believed Armageddon would soon follow.”
    Ha, Ha, Ha!!! LOL!
    THROW THE VIRGINS INTO THE VOLCANO!!
    ARMAGEDDON is COMING!
    Cheers
    Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  9. This UK goldfish crime keeps resurfacing, primarily because of disbelief. So this Orwellian act was carried off by a “council” (The soviets had lots of these)claiming a “conservative” brand mark. A prime example of why political branding and left-right identity means nothing in practical politics.
    It’s not about reason and justice anymore, it’s about power and compliance. The gold fish was irrelevant to the real crime; which was defying the impossible conformity demanded by the governing system – as dystopian as it is. THis is a prime example of he new Euro super-state civil order.

  10. The thought occurred to me that the British “Conservatives” running that Council are genetically almost identical with American RINOs.
    Has any Canadian invented the word CINO yet?

  12. [ Bill Buckley famously observed that he would rather be governed by the first two thousand names in the Boston phone book than the two thousand faculty members of Harvard University ]
    “Intellectual” is the biggest misnomer of all time !!

  13. No matter how many times they bang those electrons they will never be able to re-create the human mind.

  16. We’ve been running a larger scale version of the LHC experiment out where I live, except that we’ve substituted high energy particles for highly inebriated rednecks driving Ford F-150s up and down highway 12 east of Consort, Alberta.
    Who says science isn’t fun?

  17. “We know how the universe ends. We’re testing a new fuel for our spaceships, the pilot flips a switch and poof, the universe disappears.”
    — Slaughterhouse Five

  20. F150’s Sean? You gotta bigger problem than you think. No cowboy in their right mind will buy anything less than a 3/4 ton diesel crewcab. Clearly the aliens have land and missed St Paul’s pad!

  21. > No cowboy in their right mind will buy
    > anything less than a 3/4 ton diesel
    > crewcab
    Who said anything about the farmers and ranchers? I was referring to the oil patch pussies with their jacked up pickups.

  22. .
    .
    A real tragedy with the loony, left, lunacy is that April Fools Day is the even division of their foolish lunacy throughout the whole year.
    For example, the BHO joker, is the rift that keeps on rifting, day after day.
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  24. Can they even sell live bait over there?
    Do they have to counsel fishermen 16 and older on the ethical use of dew worms?
    “All of your fish are belong to us”

  25. > All of your fish are belong to us
    It’s pretty bad when Britain has managed out-bizarre a Douglas Adams novel, y’know?
    ‘So long and thanks for all the fish’ indeed.

  28. I don’t want to work,
    I just want to bang on the particles all day.
    (with apologies to Todd Rundgren)
    I love the statement:
    “Textbooks will be rewritten as the universe is understood in a whole new light.”
    Yeah, the light of the next big bang, these guys aren’t tickling the dragon, their sticking their heads in its mouth.
    Not touching any fish jokes….

  29. Dave in Pa: I believe the term they use up there is “Red Tory.” Actual Canadians, please correct me if I’m wrong.

  30. I remember reading this weird story about all the problems the Hadron collider was having, like birds dropping bread into it and stuff. Some scientists at least semi-seriously postulated that an entity from the future was trying to stop the HC from destroying the future. Great use of funding.
    If you are in Britain and can vote, please do not vote Conservative. Vote UKIP, or seriously consider Labor. Another Labor government is the best case scenario over there it’s so bad.

  31. Errrr, birds dropping bread on a facility 50 – 100 meters below solid rock? Have you been listening to T again?

  32. I can’t think of anything more crazy than some scientist thinking he’s God. Creating a new universe.
    I mean! Its so like the stereotype in Movies.
    I can see him now over his 14 million million electron volts machine crying”: life I’ve created Life with hair electrified, squealing in a mad chuckle.
    JMO

  33. I swear I’m the only one that remembers this, but the last thing Sledge Hammer said in the 80’s show of the same name while he was diffusing a dooms day machine was “Trust me, I know What I’m doing” and the series ended with the earth blowing up. Very funny.
    Sounds like a job for Robert Langdon.

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  37. @Edward Teach 11:44: I can’t believe I didn’t think of that first. You win the thread by default. Better get something hard to cover my head…

  38. I wish I was as smart as you guys. I don’t have a clue what you’re talking about and it makes me feel inadequate. Like, totally.

  39. Good news the warp in space-time seems to have been good news the warp in space-time seems to have been good news the warp in space-time seems to have been

  40. Ummm… have they detected a neutrino yet in over four decades and now they’ve built a giga-windmill capacity machine to detect the ‘God particle’?
    Too bad if Fred Hoyle, who really knew his ‘star stuff’ et al, was right all along…

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