19 Replies to “Not Waiting For The Asteroid”

  1. “I’m confident we’ll have mixed results! I want to be apart of that proud tradition.”
    At first, I thought this sentence suffered from a typo. Then, I thought to myself, “Maybe not. How clever!”

  2. Too funny or too desperate.
    Let the suicide continue at the new accelerated pace.

  3. And, not a whisper of criticism from others in th “news” community. How surprising.

  4. I was under the impression that Newsweek had always been edited by a comedian.

  5. At least there’s now a degree of honesty involved: a fake news personality editing fake news.
    Perfect.
    All Time has to do now is have Kent Brockman as a guest editor…

  6. Isn’t that the news equivalent of hiring Clifford Olson as the principal of a Jr. High School?!?

  7. All that Newsweek needs now is breast implants and the Hefner Mansion.

  8. Layers
    “The double standard is to the liberal establishment, what high fructose corn syrup is to gummy bears.”
    On the media calling the Iggy ads anti-semetic”
    here

  9. Near the end, Bagdad Bob had a better Q rating than Saddam Hussein. Newsweek’s editors, being a good students of history and following in his foot steps.

  10. Which imaginary TV character will be the next guest editor?
    Donald Duck?
    The Fonz?
    AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
    I mean as long as we’re using entertainment characters in real life, let’s get at it.
    Perhaps the CEO of Newsweek would like Marcus Welby MD to do his next bit of brain surgery, it sure seems like he needs it.

  11. Newsweek much watch “The O’Reilly Factor”. Dennis Miller’s weekly current events funnyman routine definitely helps the entertainment value of the show.
    Not surprisingly Newsweek is trying out the green model of a similar vehicle. What’ll be missing is the solid factual chassis behind the humor that Miller provides which powers his humor to the level of social commentary. Newsweek readers instead will be left with something much less satisfying that bends in the middle when scrutinized.
    The magazine will lose more than it gains…just like most ill-conceived green experiments.

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