BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States: By the authority vested in me as president — as president by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, in order to effect the appropriate disposition of individuals currently detained by the Department of Defense at Guantanamo and promptly to close the detention facility at Guantanamo, consistent with the national security and foreign policy interests of the United States and the interests of justice, I hereby order.
And we then provide the process whereby Guantanamo will be closed no later than one year from now.
OBAMA (chiseling in marble sound effect): In order to effect the appropriate disposition of individuals currently detained by the Department of Defense at Guantanamo, uh, and promptly to close the detention facility at Guantanamo consistent with the national security and foreign policy interests of the United States and interests of justice, I hereby order. And we then we will then, uh, provide the process whereby Guantanamo will be closed no later than, uh, one year from now. We will be… Uhhh…. Ummm…. Is there a separate executive order, Greg, with respect to how we’re going to dispose of the detainees? Is that it, eh, uh, what we’re doing?
CRAIG: We’ll set up a process!
OBAMA: We will be, uh, setting up a process whereby this is going to be taking place.
There’s more!
OBAMA: What we’re doing here is to set up a special interagency task force on detainee disposition. They are going to provide me with information in terms of how we are able to deal in the disposition of some of the detainees that may be currently in Guantanamo that we cannot transfer to other countries, who could pose a serious danger to the United States, uh, but, uh, we cannot try because of various problems related to evidence, uh, in a Article 3 court. So this task force is going to provide us with, uh, a series of recommendations on, uh, that. Is that correct, Greg?
CRAIG: That’s right. And detainee policy going forward.
OBAMA: And detainee policy going forward so that we don’t find ourselves in these kinds of situations, uh, in the future.
CRAIG: And there is clear guidance for the military as well.
OBAMA: And that we are providing clear guidance to our military in terms of having to do with it.
I read somewhere Austria volunteered to take some of the Guantamino detainees as well. Can we suggest they take Omar Khadr AND the rest of his family too? They make such a nice family unit, and I wouldn’t want to see them separated.
someday we’ll know who Gepetto is,(the one pulling the strings), unfortunately that day won’t be soon enough, and by then the damage will be done and the voters won’t be able to vote against ‘their’ own entitlements!
On the Omar Khadr issue, would not Afghanistan be in line for putting him on trial over there for terrorism.
Obama has to ask Greg Craig, late of Elian Gonzalez traitorship what he is doing.
Robert Gibbs has to ask Craig and refers many queries to him.
WHO got elected here anyhow? Looks like Greg Craig is running things.
Never mind CRAIG FOR PRESIDENT as posted above.
Craig IS the President!!
Shorter Kate & SDA: sour grapes from sore losers.
has anyone mentioned that he has ordered republicans to stop lisenting to Rush Limbaugh.
-Drudge-
I have the same question a republican had, how will spending billions on contraceptives create jobs. –
Or millions on school lunches-what jobs will they create.
Then there is the money to go to funding abortions in other countries. That could be a way to prevent future terrorists being born.
Sour grapes from sore losers? Well “real” lefty would be an expert on that since the Dems lied for four years about the election being stolen from Gore despite objective evidence proving them liars, then when Bush won a second term, switched to comparing him to a genocidist who killed six million people. There are hundreds of thousands of Google hits for that latter completely unhinged comparison so that makes for a lot of rancid grapes from the Left.
As for the stumblebum they just elected for his looks and skin color, unfortunately the Presidency is about more than merely posing and looking presidential which he’s aces at. Usually at this point, Obama starts running for the next office, since he’s never actually done any of the jobs he used as mere stepping stones.
Oops! Nowhere to run. Can’t just vote present. He looked exactly like what he is, a junior senator who hasn’t run a lemonade stand looking up at the adult in the room and asking for prompts. He is so far out of his league, past the point of his competence that it would be funny if he were not in the most powerful office on earth now.
One by one his Clinton retread advisers will stick their hand up his backside and make his puppet lips move. As for the master puppeteer, my bet is George Soros.
And life down at the community drop in center goes on as usual.
Remarkable. I hope Craig doesn’t get too pissed off with being called “Greg” all the time.
Doomed.
The buck stops where?
We survived Jimmy Carter, and it’s my hope we can do the same with Obama. If only Obama’s opposition, that would be us, were led properly by honorable men and women, the task would be less formidable. We need bright people who’s allegiance is not in question. Most of the slimes in leadership positions today would sell their mother if they could get a good price for her.
Which brings up the question: Who Is Edgar Bergen?
Zyclone B and 3 hours at 450 degrees ought to do it….