125 Replies to “If Oprah’s Ancestors Had Remained In Africa”

  1. Laughing at a a blackwoman that’s fat –How does a lefty resist -I forgot they have no sense of homour.

  2. Ulianov:
    I am a size 8 (petite) with average BMI.
    5’0″. 125 pounds and dropping.
    38B-28-36.
    That is fat in what universe?
    Oh wait: the one devoid of females who actually want to have sex with you! Forgot. Sorry.
    And I guess you didn’t get the latest leftwing memo but that “pot kettle black” thing? Not only is it racist, it is insulting to the marijuana-positive!!

  3. So, to retard lefty trolls:
    Making fun of a fat billionaire living high off the hog (pardon the pun) on the ill-gotten gains of the exploited worker’s sweat (to put it in leftarded marxist terms) is the same thing as making fun of the Jewish victims murdered in the holocaust?
    Leftardism is an incurable disease of the mind. Your lack of any semblance of rational, logical thought is pathetic. Stupid doesn’t even come close to covering what you suffer.
    I need all of you lefties to hire a lawyer and sue the public school system out of existence. They have failed you. If you went to university repeat the process.

  5. 38B-28-36.
    No good without a picture 😉 Glad to see you haven’t dropped any of your sharp wit.
    All the Big bones, thyroid, hereditary excuses are just that: excuses. Sometime eventually, everyone is going to have to pay the piper. I just try and make sure that the Chicken Fried Steak with gravey wasn’t the clog that did my heart in.

  6. Mark R you nailed it. The fatness issue is a simple problem. You eat more than you burn, you get a big butt. You eat less than you burn, your butt shrinks. Some people can’t seem to accept this.
    If there’s something in your lifestyle or your psyche that interferes with the intake or the output, you either fix it or you get to be fat.
    Fixing it might require some serious WORK, you might even need to seriously work at it for several YEARS. You might even have to work at it like athletes do for the Olympics. Life can be hard.
    I’ve had patients work that hard just so they could wipe their own backside when they went to the bathroom. Thus my sympathy for the grossly, morbidly obese is somewhat limited. You either do what you’re supposed to or you suffer the consequences of not doing it. Some people chose to suffer.
    Oprah makes money off the suffering part. A serious boatload of money. Therefore I have even less sympathy for her.

  7. I generally like smalldeadanimals. But sometimes the ignorance is too much. Do a little reading. Thyroid problems are quite common (result of living in an industrial society with multitudes of non-organic molecules floating along in our blood) and thyroid problems do cause overweight due to profound changes in the body’s metabolic rate. So there, you idiots.

  10. What gets me is why, at this stage of her life, Oprah gives two sh*ts how much she weighs. As a fat gal myself, I’m more offended with the excuses than with the “problem”. Thyroid, shmyroid. I’m fat because I’m a great cook and I love food. She’s fat because she can afford to HIRE a great cook and loves food. That she has made millions telling others how to struggle with their own self-image and fail is probably weighing more on her conscience than any 200 pounds of flesh. Get over yourself, Oprah.
    Oh, and if I had any artistic ability at all, I’d have portrayed the “still-in-Africa” version of Oprah snacking on the skinny little stick figures…while sipping a diet soda. How sick am I?!

  11. Let’s see, a Small Dead Animals post that makes fun of an overweight black woman, and uses starving Africans to drive home its point.
    Man, this should bring Kathy Shaidle over here like a moth to a – …oh, wait, whaddaya know? She IS here!

  12. Mark.
    Just in care you failed history, but the slave trade was started by Africans who caught their own people and sold them to slave traders. (Dutch) and others. And if you didn’t know, the slave trade is still going on today.

  13. Ras.
    I take it your a doc? Which by the way I know your not.
    Now I’m not, but I’ve been a Medic for 28 years and sorry your wrong. (thyroid)
    Yes it can cause problems, but nothing on the scale you may think.

  14. Dustoff
    Actually, the Arabs were buying Africans long before the Europeans got in on the action. Europe was a jonny-come-lately as far as colonialism and slavery was concerned (at least in the post-Roman period.)

  15. Five feet of not gettin’ any mocking the unemployed and the inadvertantly celibate…haha. Pot, meet kettle.

  18. my apology ed.
    ….believe it or not MY thyroid ‘gland'(if i may use that word)is as out of whack as that poor Oprah woman’s…. and it sometimes adversely influences my judgement and respect for the proprieties….having a truant gland is a living hell for those struggling to maintain their position in polite society.
    my fellow sufferers in our ‘victims of miscreant glands’ support group believe humour is a sovereign nostrum for when we get them old thyroid blues…

  19. RAS
    “”””Do a little reading. Thyroid problems are quite common (result of living in an industrial society with multitudes of non-organic molecules floating along in our blood) and thyroid problems do cause overweight due to profound changes in the body’s metabolic rate. So there, you idiots””””
    ah yup, thyroid do exist I gots one, and don’t come close to fat
    fat is an emotional problem amplified by genetics
    Americans (and kanadians ain’t far behind, pun intended) are grossly over weight just ask cruise ship owners, their damn deck chairs collapse at an unexpected rate, causing an unplanned for financial burden

  20. john lowercase begley: deleted? Yay!
    Oh, and speaking of unspeakable idiots, Ras? Two words for you on the thyroid thing: Thyroid. Medication.
    Its a -treatable- condition. Get it treated. Pay money if you have to. That is what money is for, to buy things you need.
    If you’re caloric intake has to be reduced… REDUCE IT. If you have to work out more, GO WORK OUT. If you don’t want to do any of that, be happy you can still wipe your own butt and stop whining.
    If you think life is hard for you now, just wait until your high blood pressure gives you a stroke. That’s just SO much fun.

  21. Hey, I’m fat. I bench 250 for reps and curl 60lb dumbells, run almost daily but I’m still fat.
    You know what? I don’t care. People don’t make fun of my weight because it doesn’t get them anywhere. If Oprah didn’t make so much out of her weight, it wouldn’t be funny.

  22. The Pahnatom: “Fixing it might require some serious WORK, you might even need to seriously work at it for several YEARS.”
    That’s the part that seems to escape people, myself included. The extra pounds didn’t show up overnight and they’re not going to go away overnight. Losing weight and, more importantly, keeping it off takes work and planning. As someone who originally planned on losing 10 pounds this year but ended up shedding almost 40, let me to offer some hints.
    Remember that food is primarily a fuel source and your body needs a wide variety to get the proper nutrients. It is also a source of enjoyment – it tastes good and we share more than a meal when we sit down with family or friends. Don’t ban foods, just amounts. Cut back on fats, sugar and starches. I hope you like fruit and veg because they are going to be your very best friends for a while. (A field of broccoli has about 10 calories total, as do cauliflower, bell peppers and celery.) Eat slowly – small bites and chew it well. Put a portion on your plate and don’t go back for seconds. Don’t eat standing over the sink (that food does have calories, really and truly).
    Keep a food diary and record every morsel that you eat. Exercise but very lightly at first; a walk to the corner and back is a good start. Overdoing it will make places you didn’t know you had hurt and you won’t exercise again.
    Resist the temptation to weigh yourself for the first month; loose clothing is a better motivator than numbers that may not be falling as fast as you think they should.
    Last of all, and trying to be delicate, once you lose some weight, you will look more appealing to your heart of hearts and you will have a little more, um, energy, if you know what I mean.

  24. Posted by: Mark Bourrie>
    “Oprah’s ancestors didn’t stay in Africa because they were attacked and kidnapped by slave traders”.
    Yes by black slave traders then sold to white slave traders and then shifted to the good ol USA of A instead of remaining as slaves in Africa.
    At least Oprah had the opportunity to dig herself out of the American Welfare system, affirmative action notwithstanding. Had her ancestors remained in Africa she could quite possibly still be enslaved to this very day and at the very least would be on the World Welfare system.
    Bleeding hearts or not, she has still beaten the odds and come out on top, although the American dream she shares with the likes of Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton, Rev Wright seems to have left her a bitter raciest. Oh well, when you have her kind of money and leverage you can hate and blame who you like……………………. You go girl!

  25. Use stout.
    …-
    “Christmas Plum Pudding
    Ingredients:
    Plum Pudding for a Traditional English Christmas Dessert 2 C. golden raisins
    1 1/2 C. regular raisins, chopped
    1 C. prunes, chopped
    1 C. mixed candied fruit
    1 lemon, zest
    1 orange, zest
    1 large carrot, grated
    1 C. butter, softened
    1/2 C. blanched almonds, chopped
    2 C. white breadcrumbs (fresh)
    1 C. brown sugar, packed
    1 C. all-purpose flour
    1/2 tsp. salt
    1/2 tsp. ground nutmeg
    1/2 tsp. allspice
    4 eggs
    1/2 C. whole milk
    2 C. Guinness stout
    1/4 C. brandy
    Instructions: 1. Grease two large pudding (20 cm. or 1.2 liters each) basins with butter.”
    http://www.divinedinnerparty.com/christmas-dinner-english-recipe.html

  26. The good news is that if Oprah decides to travel via a Canadian airline she’s got room for expansion,with the purchase of two seats,she’ll get four.

  27. If a overweight school mate of mine could survive after crawling on all fours all the way to the principles office and back on his hands and knees while snorting like a pig, for purposely letting one rip during a test years ago, I’m sure someone of Oprah’s stature will suffer no ill effects from a cartoon.

  28. Does this now mean Sally Struthers is now off the hook for having warehouses full of Cheez-e-poofs and ho-ho’s, hoarded for her consumption, keeping her fat whilst schilling for starving African children???
    Btw..shouldn’t all you Marxist trolls be decrying fat, bourgeoisie like Oprah? Isn’t she the antithesis to your ideal of the skinny, angst and aids ridden dim witted proletariat such as yourselves?
    Shouldn’t YOU be calling for her fat head on a stick?

  29. The left can’t criticize her because she’s black. It’s not politically correct, you see. Even worse if the woman happens to be gay. That’s a huge no-no in the P.C. rulebook.
    Now a wealthy white fat woman would be a different story. Attack away!
    I can’t tolerate Oprah for her vanity. She puts herself on EVERY cover of her O magazine. That turns me off big time. Her ego is as big as her ghetto booty.

  30. ‘ Actually, the Arabs were buying Africans long before the Europeans got in on the action. Europe was a jonny-come-lately as far as colonialism and slavery was concerned (at least in the post-Roman period.) ‘
    Actually the Arabs were ‘buying’ Europeans too ( a million or so..). Barbary pirates – only put out of action by the combined Dutch/English fleets. Read ‘White Gold’ – good book.

  31. “Let’s see, a Small Dead Animals post that makes fun of an overweight black woman, and uses starving Africans to drive home its point.”
    “Man, this should bring Kathy Shaidle over here like a moth to a – …oh, wait, whaddaya know? She IS here!”
    Posted by: Kaplan at December 19, 2008 11:35 AM
    Actually, it brought a gaggle of retarded moonbats over here who have a deep seated need to be mocked.

  33. “Five feet of not gettin’ any mocking the unemployed and the inadvertantly celibate…haha. Pot, meet kettle.”
    Between the tired cliches and sheer factual inaccuracies in that sentence alone, it is no wonder these morons actually believe in global warming.

  34. Actually someone needs to complain about this discriminatory cartoon to the HRC. This is a representation of black people in “white face”! This obviously discriminates against white people throughout the global village with particular emphasis on white Americans as the identifiable target group because of the Oprah connection. …………Moonbat rational that won’t work because the target group is of the wrong ethnicity.

  35. h.ryan
    “”Who knew “entourage” could mean one person.”””
    should that not be “one people”, as the plural would be a better discription of one “not so tiny”:-))))

  36. I smell a rat. A very BIG BONED rat. From the New York Post…..
    OPRAH Winfrey wants to be as close to Barack Obama as possible. Insiders say Winfrey has started a preliminary search for a home in Washington, DC. A nine-bedroom Georgetown mansion she’s said to have asked about is listed at $50 million, but another source said, “She has never personally been to see it.” We’re sure Winfrey will try to swing by during Inauguration week. Her rep didn’t return calls.

  37. The Arabs are still abducting people from Africa to use as slaves and domestic servants through out Islamic lands. It was the Arabs that abducted the Africians and shipped them to the Brits who sent them to the west. We were always the middle man, the Arabs still consider slavery legal and an acceptable Islamic Practice.
    As for the pictures it’s damn funny, Opera has made her fortune selling her weight loss programs on National TV. Every time her ratings tank she gains weight and thus her audience grows as they watch her embrace YET another fad died. Over eating was the cause of her previous three massive weight gains but alas now she’s blaming her glands.
    Watch her rating soar, I remember on one show she actually had someone drag out a little red wagon with five pounds of fat so the audience could see what five pounds of fat looked like. Dah I call that a bucket of KFC.

  38. My wife has an inactive thyroid and she takes prescription medicine to compensate. While I haven’t noticed any particular weight gain (she’s of average height and weight and BTW an Oprah lover)I have noticed mood swings. You know,little things like me spending too much time on the laptop at the suppertable, walking across kitchen floor with muddy boots, teasing cat, drinking beer with friends etc. Seriously though, the main thing that I notice is that people with this disorder sleep a lot.

  39. Kate measures up: “5’0″. 125 pounds and dropping.
    38B-28-36.”
    Hmmm, if those numbers are packaged right, you, Kate, are my kind of woman. Short and built.
    You on Lava Life, Honeybuns?

  40. A thread with both Kate and Kathy targeting the trolling masses.
    FUN!!!
    Oh, Canuckguy, those are Kathy’s vitals, not Kate’s. 😉

  41. Slavery in Britain and Ireland
    Middle Ages
    According to the Domesday Book census in 1086, 10% of England’s population was enslaved.[4] The trade in serfs and slaves in England was abolished in 1102.[5][6] The legal force of the event is actually open to question. The Council of Westminster, a collection of nobles, issued a decree: “Let no one hereafter presume to engage in that nefarious trade in which hitherto in England men were usually sold like brute animals.” However, the Council had no legislative powers, and no act of law was valid unless signed by the monarch.[citation needed] The last form of enforced servitude (villeinage) had disappeared in Britain by the beginning of the 17th century.
    Slavery resurfaced in that century as a form of punishment against Catholics. As many as 100,000 Irish men, women and children were forcibly taken to the colonies in the British West Indies and British North America as indentured servants after the Cromwellian conquest of Ireland.[7] In the 17th century, slavery was used as punishment by conquering English Parliament armies against native Catholics in Ireland. Between the years 1659 and 1663, during the Cromwellian conquest of Ireland by the New Model Army, under the command of Oliver Cromwell, thousands of Irish Catholics were forced into servitude. Cromwell had a deep dislike of the Catholic religion, and many Irish Catholics who had participated in Confederate Ireland had all their land confiscated and were transported to the British West Indies as indentured servants.
    In the same period Oliver Cromwell shipped Romanichal Gypsies as slaves from England, Wales and Scotland to the American southern plantations [8] and there is documentation of English Gypsies being owned by freed black slaves in Jamaica, Barbados and in both Cuba and Louisiana. [9][10][11] Gypsies, according to the legal definition which was anyone identifying themselves to be (Egyptians) or Gypsies, ethnic Roma people. [12][13]
    Occasionally, Scottish Highlanders and other Scotsmen were forcibly taken and transported abroad at this time. The need for labour in the Virginia plantations and West Indies encouraged planters and their agents to “press gang” unwary or naïve locals onto ships, bound for the Americas. Once at their destination, these people were indentured to plantation owners against their will. They were released eventually, unlike Africans similarly employed. Many made enough money to buy passage back to Scotland, whence they had come. These actions were justified on the basis that the persons in question were labelled as indigent, and under a 1652 law such people could be deported to overseas colonies. [14].
    Furthermore, long before the Highland Clearances, it was not unknown for some chiefs, such as Ewan Cameron of Lochiel, having the power of life and death over their clan, to sell off some his own clan into indenture in America, to alleviate over-population and lack of food resources in his glens.
    It is also on record that a considerable number of Highland Jacobite supporters, who had been captured in the aftermath of Culloden and subsequently the rigorous Government sweeps of the Highlands to root out Jacobite fugitives and transgressors of the new laws against Highland culture itself, languished in fetid prison hulks on the River Thames for months, until sentenced to transportation to the Carolinas as indentured servants/slaves. [15]
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_Britain_and_Ireland
    The Angles are the subject of a legend about Pope Gregory I which apparently has roots in history. Gregory happened to see a group of Angle children from Deira for sale as slaves in the Roman market.Gregory inquired about their background. When told they were called “Angli” (Angles), he replied with a Latin pun that translates well into English: “Bene, nam et angelicam habent faciem, et tales angelorum in caelis decet esse coheredes” (“It is well, for they have an angelic face, and such people ought to be co-heirs of the Angels in heaven”). Supposedly, he thereafter resolved to convert their pagan homeland to Christianity.[3]
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angles

  42. Hey Canuckguy, did you miss the part where Five feet of furry is married?
    I can’t say I’m surprised but I do get a chuckle at what sends leftoid trolls off in a dither.
    Meanwhile, down here in Atlantic Cander it is after 5 and time to go pick up a case of wobbly pops and hunker down before Taranta’s snow storm arrives. btw, I promise to exercise between consuming each barley sandwich: a sit-up, a get-up and a jog to the fridge. Repeat as necessary.

  46. I will never forgive Oprah for introducing the phrase ‘You all” to the whole of North America. Even I’ve been found using it.
    As a man its always been my contention that Al Bundy from ‘Married with Children” had it right:
    “Peg why do you watch the amazing Shrinking Fat Women? The inflated beach ball! She’s just a whale, that passes as a dolphin by ratings”.
    Why should we generations latter pay for our forbears mistakes. Remember except for Alberta ( We top out 30% more per average canuck) , most Black men in the US make more than whites here.
    As ugly as slavery was, it was ended by whites to the butchers bill of half a million. Does anyone think the Irish or Italians or Chinese got the best of deals first generation?
    If not for eugenics & social Darwinism it would have ended a lot sooner. Again who in history has been the major players of slavery? Look it up.
    For the moment Women here are free as well. Most of the world there not. Yet the moon bats think where evil. Shows me the mental deception they suffer from.

  47. “Her TV show is nothing more than an endless parade of sob stories, misfits and worthless knobs who have been unfortunate enough to malfunction in a telegenic and novel way. It differs from a carnival freak show only in production values”
    haha, ain’t THAT the truth

  48. Given the way things are going to hell in a hand basket stateside is that Oxfam truck in Detroit?

  49. Ah well.Never did have any use for the fat black beeyotch that made it back in the early 80’s strictley due to “affirmative action”. If anybody here remembers her first 2 years,it was strictly man bashing.Than she got onto the diet kick,and then of course,her “book club”. To all the leftards here,thyroid disease,of ANY kind,is entirely treatable with meds.If she was even half the cow she is,she would point this out,so that maybe some others could help themselves.
    Oh and let’s not forget her little(?) side-kick pet,Dr.Phil. Hell,Ann Landers gave better advice than this twit.
    Like the typical leftard she is,she just cannot admit that the reason she is a pig maybe HER fault,not somebody else’s!

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