34 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

  1. ccording to Schauberger:
    “If water or air is rotated into a twisting form of oscillation known as ‘colloidal’, a build up of energy results which, with immense power, can cause levitation. On one attempt one such apparatus”rose upwards, trailing a blue-green, and then a silver-colored glow.”
    The Americans have been experimenting with this technology for at least the last 250 years. The principle test sites are Oklahoma, Kansas, northern Texas and adjacent areas.
    The technology has been extremely difficult to harness, to say the least. Nobody who has observed the trials can doubt however, the lifting power by levitation of the “colloidal”. Some colloidals have been observed to be creatable to at least a kilometer in diameter. The research continues…
    “The Russians blew up Schauberger’s apartment in Leonstein, after taking what remained following an earlier visit by the Americans.”
    The Rrussians, being somewhat more pragmatic then the rest of the west, knew the correct response right at the outset.

  2. No way — Al Gore invented this and the Germans just ripped him off. After a bit more research, I found the real name of the saucer is the “Gorical-Schriever-Habermohl” flying disc! Ah,ha —

  3. Wow – then these guys when on to invent the paper clip. That was more within their scope.

  6. Laugh if you will, but……
    I used to discount these things until I saw a UFO with my own two sober eyes. Utterly amazing!

  7. Wunder Waffen:
    My father was in the HJ, and was stationed near the only airfield the Allies failed to discover near the Steinhuder Meer, a lake that was covered over with camo netting.
    They used to march past the hangers containing the fabled Me-262.
    He was supposed to be trained to ram Allied aircraft in the Messerschmitt Comet – Me163, but the conclusion of hostilities cut that prospect short.
    During his training in the fall of 1944, in the Harz mountains, they were flying sailplanes where he was set upon by two fighter aircraft doing bomber escort. He was lucky to escape unscathed after diving for the valley floor; and while the aircraft was still moving along the ground dove for the ditch while the two fighters ‘ventilated’ his sailplane with a hail of machine gun fire. Fun and games with rather deadly consequences!
    But Kate, you still haven’t fessed up where you are hiding all those ICBMs under your crop circles near Delisle’s fabled Canadian “Area 51.”
    We are on to you!
    PS Happy Victoria Day
    Cheers
    Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht BGS, PDP, CFP
    Commander in Chief
    Frankenstein Battalion
    2nd Squadron: Ulanen-(Lancers) Regiment Großherzog Friedrich von Baden(Rheinisches) Nr.7(Saarbrucken)
    Knecht Rupprecht Division
    Hans Corps
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  8. The correct word to describe this should be flug-scheiße, which often comes in disc shape in rural Saskatchewan.

  9. Great link Bill. It always amazes me that people will drink up the most absurd and ignore the plain truth. There is somewhat of an analogy with a murder case. It is almost always the “butler with the knife in the parlor”. People tend to go on wild theories of a man with a crippled arm and scar on his cheek and of course that is what the defense attorney presents to the jury.
    Having worked in high technology all my life, it boggles the mind why good scientists would try to make something so improbable fly when working ideas from birds and arrows are right under their noses.

  10. I doubt it would have influenced the war’s outcome, but the Germans were working on V-3’s and V-4’s, capable of transcontinental flight, surface to surface, and surface to air missles, jet fighters, infared night vision, flying wings etc etc etc..
    The end result was defeat for Germany, and a technology boost for the victorious allies who were propelled in some cases 45 years in advance of where they were before the war.
    Certainly Russia, who in 1939 was one of the most backward nations in the world, it enabled them in a little over 10 years to launch sattelites and develop the atomic bomb.
    Without the trainloads of patents and other materials taken by the Russians, not to mention a slave labour force and factories dismantled and sent to the USSR bolt by bolt..it is conceivable that the Americans would have been the sole super power since 1945.

  12. “Without the trainloads of patents and other materials taken by the Russians, not to mention a slave labour force and factories dismantled and sent to the USSR bolt by bolt..it is conceivable that the Americans would have been the sole super power since 1945.”
    Actually, most of what the soviets dismantled stayed dismantled, and rusted in piles in the soviet union.

  13. “Laugh if you will, but…… I used to discount these things until I saw a UFO with my own two sober eyes. Utterly amazing!”
    Why is it amazing? By definition, a UFO is something which you can’t identify. If I saw a funky light flying around in the sky, I might be a bit curious, but hardly amazed.
    Now, if you could pull out an anal-probe (clean it off first, please) made of some material unknown to human science, THAT would be amazing!

  15. My guess is that the military forces of various countries were working on the designs for a “stealth” type of craft. In 1945, no radar system could have detected such an object if the craft was parallel to the horizon.
    If there is indeed an alien force that could travel through the universe, they would also have the technology to make themselves invisible to radar and the naked eye. And if indeed thay are superiour to us, they’ve also got superiour weapons, and chances are they’ve blown themsleves up by now!! (Just a hunch!)

  16. Apparently there are more stars in the visible universe than grains of sand on earth. In addition to this the Earth is 4.5 billion yrs old(who’s counting). Just doing the math roughly in my head it seems to me that it is a statistical long shot that aliens could have visited us here in the last 100 years.

  19. The enthusiasm of senior Third Reich officials in general, and Adolf Hitler in particular, for unconventional weapons systems, is well known.
    Some of these (V2, Me163B) were wastes of time, though deadly ones. Some were equivocal, such as the advanced tank designs, which weren’t fully operational for the great battles in Russia, but which worked quite well when Canadian troops encountered them in Normandy. Others (V1, Me262) were very successful and only great energy on the part of the Allies (and a deal of luck) prevented them from offering serious setbacks. Again, the advanced submarines under development might well have reversed the Battle of the Atlantic if they had reached service.
    Initial estimates were that WWII would be brought to an end about 1947; and it would have been a war of inimaginable brutality had it lasted that long.
    That, by the way, is one of the reasons for the push to develop and to use nuclear weapons. Those interested might consult John Wheeler’s comments on that issue.

  20. Indeed a good story, true or not.
    I don’t know whether it is on display in the new War Museum, but the Canadian War Museum does have an example of a German High Altitude Anti-Aircraft Missile. They truely were ahead of the game. They also have a suicide-V1, a buzz-bomb with cockpit for pilot; very rare.

  21. hmmmph….an article like this following by mere hours david warren’s alien slagging misinformational oh so ironic article on extraterrestrials..
    …do i smell a conspiracy ?…what’s your bloody game here ?

  22. John Begley:
    This is all because Kate won’t fess up to hiding her rockets, when we know that the N2O4 train spill has already revealed they are transporting solid rocket fuel through Weyburn.
    We’ve got the goods on Kate but she’s holding out on us.
    I think she’s switched to ethanol like they used on the V2.
    Cheers
    Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht BGS, PDP, CFP
    Commander in Chief
    Frankenstein Battalion
    2nd Squadron: Ulanen-(Lancers) Regiment Großherzog Friedrich von Baden(Rheinisches) Nr.7(Saarbrucken)
    Knecht Rupprecht Division
    Hans Corps
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  23. I completely agree with John Lewis; the Allied victory in WWII was by no means a sure thing. If the Germans and Japanese had waited until 1942 to attack Russia and the US respectively, that extra year of relatively uninterrupted weapons research might have meant that US bombers would have been facing jet fighters, ground forces would have faced better tanks, and warships and the merchant marine might have been devastated by the new submarines. If that had prolonged the war by another two years, it’s not inconceivable that Germany could have developed both a nuclear bomb, and an ICBM (or a submarine launched bomb). Two nukes on New York City, and the latent isolationism in the US would have been demanding peace, leaving Britain to the wolves.
    Whenever I hear people saying the US should have been charged with war crimes for dropping A-bombs on Japan, I just shake my head. They just have no clue.

  24. Sort of far fetched but interesting. The Luftwaffe had some amazing designs. There was a show on the military channel about a rocket powered fighter/interceptor. It had very limited flying time, but was very fast. If the Germans hadn’t been so destitute, who knows? The Luftwaffe had some amazing jets that were operational, but they didn’t have the resources to produce them. Gen. Chuck Yeager claims to have shot one down.
    Funny thing about technology, once people start to follow a path they lose sight of other paths very quickly. The majority become complacent and that’s pretty much the end of alternate ideas. The flying saucer has been a distraction for many decades. Chances are it’ll never work.

  25. “If the Germans hadn’t been so destitute, who knows? “:dp.
    The Germans were destitute because of the Allied bombing campaign that was supposed to have been ineffective. Just ask our Ottawa war museum.

  26. Brian M – Paperclip? Don’t be subtle; be cryptic.
    German scientists did not invent paperclips, they ran with them 🙂

  27. What is this nonsense? Someone been linking to Zundel’s old website about secret Nazi’s UFO bases in Antarctica? I hope no one actually takes this crap seriously?

  28. Hmmm – seems like the flying saucer program went in the same direction as the 300 mpg carb. Exxon bastards!!!

  29. That’s right Gunney. The revisionists want us to feel guilty about civilian deaths. They forget that Germany invented aerial bombing of civilians in the previous war.
    Germany had a clever strategy of building components for war machines in small factories. It was an excellent way of ensuring a variety of sources for parts. The only way to hit those factories was by blanketing entire cities with aerial bombing. Had to be done.

  30. Gen. Yeager, whilst an excellent pilot and tactician, was a bit of a blowhard.At a postwar gathering of former allied and axis pilots, he remarked of a certain German pilot, that his familial line of today was entirely owed to the German pilot never meeting him in combat.
    When Gunther Rall heard this and was asked what he thought, he deadpanned that if Yeager had met him instead, he would be long dead and buried.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunther_Rall

  31. kursk- Suffice to say it would have been a heavyweight bout. Remember, it’s only bragging if you can’t back it up. Clearly both men could back it up.

  32. the quick version:
    hitler refrains from invading stalingrad & moscow.
    a subdued pacified europe siddles up to the nazi bosses as actually happened in holland.
    nazi candidates run in british elections and win, bringing britain into the fold.
    the would be manhattan project scientists (except the Jews) are lured away early on with promises of unlimited budgets, technology and resourses to tickle the dragon’s tail.
    one day aroundabouts late 40s early 50s a mushroom cloud appears over the northern sahara. what could it be? meanwhile werner von braun has stayed on in pennimunde (sp) and has delivered an ICBM capable of carrying a payload equal in weight to the thing in the desert.
    game set match.

  33. kursk, remember that when you are talking about fighter pilots the term “blowhard” is a bit redundant. ‘Tis the nature of the beast.

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