Bush Derangement Impersonation Contest

Moonbats 117 Comments

Further to this post (and since I’ve not got much energy for blogging today), a little contest – come up with your best impersonation of a Bush -hating member of the intellectual left.
I’ll start things off:

on the internet “bush” rhymes with “rush” … did you just feel the hair go up on the back of your neck like I did ???!!

Tips: Keep them short, and don’t bother with “subtle” – it’s not convincing. (And please observe the usual rules about profanity, threats of violence, etc.).
Have fun. I’ll pick some “winners” on the weekend.
Update …
Speaking of Hollywood, this gets my vote for Quote Of The Week: “It’s like watching Sean Hannity debate Jane Fonda after they both spent the whole day together sniffing glue. “

117 Replies to “Bush Derangement Impersonation Contest”

  1. Not surprisingly, journalists are good at this:
    Kickass Bush Rant
    This guy is my new hero…
    ———————————–
    Burn In Hell, Mr. President
    By DOUG THOMPSON
    Nov 14, 2005, 07:51
    My first reaction when I read the transcript of President George W. Bush’s Veteran’s Day speech was anger. No, not anger. Rage. Blind rage.
    How dare he, I thought. Not even the lowest, scum-sucking son of a bitch in politics would stoop to using a day to honor those who served to instead promote his lies-based, illegal, immoral exercise in mass murder called the invasion of Iraq.
    Yes he would. George W. Bush is a pathetic, pitiless scrap of sub-human trash that lacks any shred of decency or morality. So why wouldn’t he desecrate the memories of those who serve our nation?
    As a journalist, I’m expected to be dispassionate about events and those who shape them. But I cannot be so when it comes to Bush. He’s a liar and a traitor to the oath he swore when he became President of the country he now works so hard to destroy.
    Bush is much, much more than just a bad president. He is a genuinely evil man, a raving lunatic who cannot face the fact that his insane policies have destroyed a once-great country called America. George Bush’s America is an arrogant bully distrusted by its allies, hated by most of the rest of the world and divided internally by his divisive, duplicitous actions.
    I can no longer regard this maniac with journalistic dispassion. I may be a journalist but I’m an American first and, as an American, I cannot stand silent as a truly evil man destroys the country I love.
    —————-
    So is Sean Penn:
    Sean Penn warned an audience unless they challenge President Bush and Vice President Cheney over the Iraq war they will become “c*m stains”.
    There you go. If you don’t agree with Sean Penn about Bushitler, you now know what you are.

  3. Teddy’s commenting from April 2003 and I know why. Because he is actually in 2003 dumb NEOCONS! He was sent back in time by super secret Haliburton 2000 Time machine!!!! Evil Bush ordered a couple million of these devices and sent everyone that didn’t agree with him into the past! It’s true you bunch of war mongering stupids! WAKE UP!

  5. “Geroge Bush’s grandfatehr Prescott Bush was a Nazi banker and sympathizer! The Bush’s were considered traitors to the Republic during WW2!
    That Ideological trend was passed down onto his Children including the current American President!”
    Yep, you guessed it… it’s a cut and paste job, right down to the poor spelling and excessive use of exclamation points!!!!!!
    The truth wins every time.

  7. there are no trees in tex-ASS cause BushMcHitlerChimpface’s great great ancestors cut them all doun so they’d tune to oil and then Father McBushHitler could get rich and take over Amerikkka

  8. Who do yu thnik cam up wit the whole oil thing anyhw?
    YUp! Prescott BushmcHitler and henri fordd!!!!

  9. Bush may be dumb, but is still a tad smarter than they are. Regan was also pretty dumb, according to them, but he won twice. I guess the only smart lefty was Clinton, but then he had two heads working for him.

  10. With all due respect to George Strait.
    I wish all my ex’s lived in Texas
    And Texas is the place that they should be..
    But Chimpy BushMcHitler is from Texas
    So my hippie ex’s hang around in Calgary
    Syncro

  11. Geez Kate without profanity and threats of violence I’m not sure any post could be convincing, but I’ll see what I can do. I’m off to Daily Kos for research!!

  13. THE OILPIMPBUSHITLER HAS HIS JETS LAYING CHEMTRAILS TO HIDE THE GLOBALWARMING WITH EVILCHEMICALS.

  14. 911 WAS CREATED TO PROVIDE AN EXCUSE TO INVADE AFGHANISTAN FOR ITS OIL AND PIPELINE, WHICH HAS BEEN BURIED TO HIDE IT.
    Hey, to be a real rabid lefty, you have to do it in CAPS.

  18. What the hell was I thinking ….
    The new , updated , Rosie version .
    pu leze
    4 teh
    chillinz
    h8
    bush 2

  19. Dat Chimpy Bushitler ees make da izzy monies from dat erl and melts da hice so da bers be sink and noting is sustenable and den my doggie be sad and da poor peples be ungry and Mr. Arper is being means and….Wha?…Do you tink it be izzy to make rantings?
    SD

  20. Bushitler sotle his election from the a noble prize winner,then he stole all of Iraq’s oil and killed civilians and now he says he want to win the war on terriers. Bushie should be hung like Saddam for crimes against war.

  22. STUPIDAMERICANFASCISTWORLDRULINGOILCHIMPIMPBUSHITLERISTHEREALTERRORISTANDHASKILLEDONEMILLIONINNOCENTCHILDRENFOROILFOROILSOTHATWECANDRIVETOWORK…oh, wait a minute.

  23. ELECTIONSTEALINGSTUPIDAMERICANFASCISTWORLDRULINGOILCHIMPIMPBUSHITLERISTHEREALTERRORISTANDHASKILLEDONEMILLIONINNOCENTCHILDRENFOROILFOROILFOROPILITELLYOU

  26. I want to clearify my previous post.I am against the death penalty but I think we should still make Bush dead or well hung.

  29. We backed the right horse, Charles J Wanker. He could haver been a tad righter for our tastes here-a-bouts, tho.

  30. The worst one I read years ago on the CBC website forum (just after his first election win) was something to the effect of “If only abortion was legal and more readily available at the time Barbara was pregnant with George W…”
    Sick leftards.

  31. Soccermom, ah yes, the abortion issue. Trouble is, the left can’t accuse the right of being BABY KILLERS. Both I, and my socialist sister, are not particularly in favour of abortion, ‘cos we wouldn’t be alive today … both bein’ bastards ‘n’ all.

  32. George Walker Bush Jr. has only one purpose in life: to emulate Jesus Christ, his personal Lord and Saviour as best he can. His kindness, honesty, charity, and unparalleled capacity for forgivness have earned him the respect and admiration of all mankind.

  33. I don’t think it’s possible that any of us could be as irrational, or ridiculous as the moonbat ummah.
    Without contracting the disease, or getting the operation, it’s just not authentic. But the attempt is fun.

  34. Bush is so dang stupid, he only got a Bachelor’s Degree in History and an MBA from Harvard Business School; I could do dat.
    I hate Bush, just cuz, dang it.

  35. “Is this little exercise designed to make you guys feel better about backing the wrong horse?”
    He won, or should I say, stole, two elections. And personally gave the orders to fly two planes into the twin towers, in order for his cabal to secure oil rights in Iraq.
    I’d say he’s the winning horse.
    “George Walker Bush Jr. has only one purpose in life: to emulate Jesus Christ, his personal Lord and Saviour as best he can. His kindness, honesty, charity, and unparalleled capacity for forgivness have earned him the respect and admiration of all mankind.”
    Boy, are you slow Iberia. George is a universalist. (youtube george bush universalist). Pay attention and get with the game. You’re boring.

  37. What about all the Iraqi children dying? It’s hot over there in Iraq. The days of Iraqi children flying thousands of kites under the blazing noonday sun are gone thanks to Chimpy McCokespoon.
    Chimpy hates kites – AND the Iraqi children who flew them for shade.

  38. Have you ever seen Bush and Saddam and Osama in the same picture? Think about it! What are the odds that they are NOT THE SAME PERSON! Think about it!

  39. GEORGE BUSH SMUGGLED OIL FROM IRAQ TO MELT THE STEEL AT WTC SIMULTANEOUSLY INCREASING THE AMOUNT OF CO2 POLLUTION INTO THE ATMOSPHERE WHICH CREATED KATRINA. HE HAS NO ONE TO PLAME BUT HIMSELF!

  40. If George Bush declares a red alert or martial law or manages to steal another election, will you be one of the first sent to the concentration camps? Will you go quietly like a lamb? Will you allow the Gestapo to haul away your neighbor, your wife, your son or daughter? Will you live next to the crematories with your head in the sand as the Germans did? Or will you oppose the regime and help reestablish the constitutional republic?
    The time to decide is now, tomorrow may be too late. The corporate state of fascism has risen from the ashes of 9/11 like a giant phoenix. It will consume all that opposes it. The Fourth Reich has risen. Beware. Your life and freedoms depend on it.
    OK, OK, I admit it, I stole it from a lefty website.
    http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ/Ya&sdn=politicalhumor&cdn=entertainment&tm=34&gps=151_1124_779_387&f=00&su=p284.8.150.ip_&tt=14&bt=0&bts=0&zu=http%3A//www.linkcrusader.com/anti-bush.htm

  42. Who is to blame that VHS, the inferior format, beat out Beta, the superior format?
    Bush!!
    Whose idea was New Coke?
    Bush!!
    What was Bush doing during the Sixtes?
    Hanging out with Charles Manson and then letting Charlie take the rap.

  43. Bushitler has kkkissed teh SKULL OF POWER in teh secret SKULL and BONE SOCIETY,BUSH=DEATH google it people!!!!

  44. Thankx Rob…as a true-blue die-hard Leafs fan,I’m so relieved that it’s Bush’s fault they are having such a bad year.I just knew there had to be a good reason.A new reason to HATE BUSH !!!!

  45. “We know every thing is not a Bush conspiracy.
    But we also know the only reason Bush chooses to not be behind everything is to make us look paranoid.”

  47. I’m confused… so people here actually like Bush? I woud think liking him is the derrangement. No?

  48. You know, you can still not like Bush and still get annoyed by those who fall into mindless derangement and blame Bush for *everything*. I know, crazy concept, but anyways…
    By the way, all those toasty flame wars on the Internet political blogs, newsgroups, and videos? Bush’s fault. Honest! Would I lie?
    *cough*
    The only reason there were election wins for Harper in Canada and Sarkozy in France were because the evil Chimp McBushitler sent Cheeky’s evil minions from Haliburton to steal wins for those people! I wouldn’t be surprise if even Saskatchewan’s election was stolen! It happened in the US, people! It happened here! Look it up! There are documentaries on this!!! SAVE US BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!!

  49. Arthur A. Read the post before the comments,then you’ll get the context……
    Irwin…..be nice to lberia. He has given us many priceless moonbat sayings,and peeks into the leftards brains without requring an electron microscope that we should actually be thanking him! BTW…where is ok4ua?? I miss him. Oh no. McChimpyBushHitler must have got him!

  50. I got a winner…from the comments at G&M re:the Cons cancelling the gun registry.
    It’s from a JM from realityville,Canada:
    This is an attempt to Americanize Canada,by George’s good friend Steve.The NeorepubliCONS,have decided to foster a dangerous & misguided gun culture in Canada.
    How long until the NRA are making presentations to Gr.3 classes.Considering Alberta had a ‘shoot whatever you want’ holiday,we are almost there.I have still never heard of one single reason why a private citizen needs to own a gun.
    Gun owners are violent,redneck thugs,without conscience or brains!
    Guns..on the streets..in Canada..all Bush’s fault!

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