63 Replies to “In The Presence Of God”

  1. Gazing intensly into each others eyes…
    “Honey ,… Your blowhole stinks of fish”
    Foreplay 😉

  2. You know, I used to laugh at nutjobs like that until we legalized gay marriage. Now it’s just rather sad. Hey! Maybe those 2 gay penguins in the New York Zoo (or was it Boston’s zoo?) can legally get married now! Why not?

  6. This of course gives an entirely new meaning to the concept of “fishwife”.
    Will wonders never cease, soon we’ll have people marrying their pets.
    Of course these folk have taken the Oscar Wilde dictum of, “Other people are hell”, far too seriously.

  7. Gives new meaning to my favorite song: “Oh I wish I was an Oscar Myer wiener, then everyone would be in love with meeeeee…”
    Yes, I have a life and love Newfie tube steaks.
    😉
    Wonder if the real “Flipper” was invited to the wedding. I heard Lassie and Mr. Ed had something going.
    Wonder if Nemo likes his new mother-in-law fish. Then there’s always the problem with Bruce…he likes little fish…

  8. I am both speechless, and not surprised. but my second thought is…
    I remember watching the Simpsons one evening, and seeing a “talent show” put on by the school teachers, when Bart could only sum it all up by saying, “I didn’t think it was possible, but this both sucks, and blows”
    really, it could be entertainment?

  9. Is this a case of life imitating art? Or, vice versa? Or, something else altogether?
    The undeniable fact is that male dolphins have been known to make, shall we say, “overt” (well, the word ends in a “T”) approaches to human females. “Is that a pistol in your pocket? Or, are you just glad to see me?”

  10. Oh great, now I have this mental picture of them consummating the wedding that I just cannot get out of my mind! Yuchhhh. No more stories like this, please!

  11. She should look into how dolphins mate.
    No monogomous romance there.
    She’ll change her mind or …. (flip flop).
    Oh come on that’s just inexcusable!!!

  12. That great champion of progressive bioethics, Peter Singer, claims that some animals can consent to bestial relations.
    If dolphins are not significantly less intelligent than humans, as many biologists claim, then surely dolphins could be capable of understanding the rights and responsibilities of civil marriage, and presumably, could offer informed consent.
    Once the difficulties in communicating informed consent between the species are overcome, the legal argument for interspecies marriage will be irresistible to the courts and progressive opinion.

  13. What a coincidence .. Late last night I did a parody post on the new gay movie hinting this very possibility. This may well be the next issue to be dealt with by the loons in our courts and supported by our dicky-whipped politicians.
    Check it out and laugh, then cry because we are on the way down as a moral society.
    Duke’s place
    Click Duke below

  15. It appears Duke’s Place has been censored.
    Can anyone tell me what is so bad about a political parody site?
    Kate did you ban my site?
    Who complained?
    What specifically was the offending post?
    Censorship on this site .. it hard to believe, perhaps it some other problem.
    Please explain.

  16. If this had happened in Canada, the Liberals would’ve made it a human (mammal) rights issue and the Supreme Court would have agreed. Anyone who said otherwise would be labelled a racist and sentenced to internal exile. The new couple would have both been garanteed full rights under the law, provided the husband spends at least 6 months of the year in Canadian waters.

  18. Nobody censoring you.
    Something seems to be weird with MT right now. Hopefully I can figure it out.

  21. I think the medicare system will have something to say about the results of introducing our pets and pet spouses into the legal sex swap clubs.
    I am talking about the results of oral sex .. specifically, animal on human. Have you seen the teeth on some of these criters?
    This is so insane! I can actually see this as serious issue in this pretend country.

  25. Hungry,
    I had to use a friend’s Email and user to post this.
    I can’t post anything with the name DukeMcgoo in it.
    I must be banned from this specific site as I can still post elsewhere with no problem
    thanks,
    Duke

  26. Duke,
    The jig is up! Lassie told Kate all about it. You know, the kennel club in Montreal. Not only that but she said that the puppies aren’t yours either.
    The bitch…

  32. Yes y’all
    but I wonder if this has something to do with blogspot flagging me somehow.
    Christ, if this can happen, free speech will be gonzo.
    I wonder if this is happening to anyone else?

  34. Hey Duke, maybe you just used up your link-whoring allowance for 2005. Better luck next year, eh…

  35. Why would anyone be upset, or even care, if some idiot wants to marry a dolphin? Maybe, after the inevitable divorce, we’ll get lucky and the dear woman will hitch up with a great white shark. I have to laugh at the irony of this article appearing on a Saskatchewan based blog. Those tales of Prairie boys having their first sexual experience with whatever farm animal would stand still do have a basis in fact. Who cares?!

  37. rws,
    Whoring if you wish. I offer brief moments of laughter and entertainment to a lot of tense people who take it all far too seriously at times.
    I also offer links to places that are important.
    What do you do to help spread the word?
    Anything? anything?

  38. dmorris,
    And exactly how many prairie farm boys have married their sheep?
    Didn’t think so.
    You libs make enormous leaps of logic and feel so smug about it.

  39. I heard Ralphie was a virgin until he was 17. By the time he got the rocks piled up, the cow moved.

  42. I can’t believe that you cretins actually think that because some idiotic rock concert promoter from England “married” a dolphin in Israel that somehow this will translate into a Canadian Liberal government passing a law permitting beastiality is beyond absurd – it’s actually insane! You people are THAT desperate to slag the Liberals and gays that you resort to statements like this? What a pathetic bunch of losers.

  43. Doug , I think you can marry your gun but you cant whip your pistol out.
    unless its in a paid place in Montreal.
    to think of all those old vets voting every year and think that they fought for this place. I could barf.

  44. artherdecco.
    Libs kept the age of consent at 14.
    Libs sponsored SSM through.
    Libs have not addressed multimarriage in Bountiful BC,
    Libs said Jack Layton married a dog.
    I dont see a stretch of the imagination for the next step.

  45. arthurdecco – why is it that anyone that has a conservative bone in thier body is a cretin? That’s a pretty close minded point of view you have of the world. Rather, how do say it nicely – so 1950’s maybe or how about condensending or maybe even arrogant. Anyway, it’s not a very small L liberal thought process you’re using. After all if you’re small l liberal you’re an open minded person that gives people the benefit of the doubt. Your choice of words and attitude towards others demonstrates quite the opposite, but heh I might be willing to give you the benefit of the doubt but likely not.

  46. I have no problem with this as long as he puts tuna on the table and they promise to send the kids to government approved dolphin daycare.

  47. Doug: I’m NOT a Liberal!But if the sheep and the farmer lived together for 6 months doesn’t that make them common law spouses, in Canada?
    Lighten up.

  48. All that is good in a decent in prosperous society came from conservative values.
    One should not mess with success.
    You can’t improve on decency and prosperity with so-called progressiveness. That’s like over decorating a Christmas tree and thats tacky.

  49. Tacky?? We are talking about inter-species marriage here and the word tacky comes up? This is like getting serious at a clown convention or the funeral of Chuckles the Clown (a classic).
    Besides, I hear she had to marry him on porpoise…
    Laughter really is the best medicine.

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