14 Replies to “Heh”

  2. A call from deep within the NDP war room.
    Defending face coverings in public was about more than just the niqab.

  3. So youze gonna approve my application; right doofus…?
    Howza about I make an offer you can’t re-‘FUSE’…like KABOOM!
    …
    That was the rest of the call…
    Cheers
    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group ‘True North’

  6. Sure I can drive a boat. Life jackets, Allah will protect you. We made a shit hole out of our country, we want to do it to your country too. What do you mean I can’t carry an AK47 in Canada, Harper is so mean.

  8. That dude is as gay as the ace of spades. He’ll be sorry if his straight homies find out.

  9. I’d like to order take out, 50 pounds of TNT, 1 kilogram of C4, 20 surface to air rocket launchers, and 30 virgins. I want my reward before I blow up innocent women and children. Praise be to A.llah

  10. “What do you mean I can’t carry an AK47 in Canada, Harper is so mean.”
    They should be able to – providing they pass the criminal and mental health background checks AFTER they pass proper immigration checks and citizenship vetting exonerating them from any previous crimes outside of Canada. No proof, no entry.
    So should we.

  11. “You want proof I’m not an ISIS terrorist? What kind of proof? I’m a refugee. It’s a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof it’s because it’s proven.”

  12. “Taqqiya? wadayameen? Of course I’m a moderate Muslim. I want to assimilate into the multi-culti nullity that is today’s Canada……..”

  13. Katherine Wynne is offering me resettlement money, free healthcare, dental, education. What’s not to like? I’ll bring my 4 wives, 23 children, countless aunts, uncles, brothers, sisters, and our pet goat. Where do I sign up?

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