26 Replies to “Disney Claims Another Victim”

  1. Yet another member of the media elite who thought she was above the law.
    “I am woman!!!! Hear me roar!!!!”
    I do hope that the lion got a good bite for its troubles.

  2. At a press conference addressing the incident, animal predator spokes…representatives Linda Lioness, Howard the hyena and Al Anaconda
    released the following statement:
    “If the Creator, the great Polar Bear, didn’t want us to eat humans, he would not have made them out of meat!”
    Asked about their opinion of the popularity of vegetarianism in some human subgroups.
    “Well, we find them to be just as tasty.”
    Responding to whether they worried about humans with firearms being higher on the food chain than animals. All three admitted to be supporters of tough gun control leading to civilian disarmament.
    “After civilian disarmament is complete, we’ll be able to regain our position at the top of the food chain.”
    When asked as to whether she thought the Disney movie portrayal of wild animals being as tame as a teddy bear was making a difference.
    “Oh yes, it takes all the effort of stalking, chasing and leaping out of the process. From our point of view, Disney has helped to make more humans into “fast food”. Linda Lioness said with a toothy grin.

  3. I was stuck in traffic for half an hour in Yellowstone as dozens of people left their cars in the middle of the road to get up close and friendly with a bear. Americans must have a lemming-like desire for self-destruction. She did have a guide so the park is guaranteed to be sued.

  4. “Her energy and passion could not be contained by mere continents or oceans.”
    Or apparently car windows or, tragically, common sense.

  5. For an animal rights crusader … she showed an appalling lack of knowledge and understanding of animals. Sadly, people like her have been raised to believe that animals are EQUAL to humans. Therefore, she believes that the animals KNOW how much she cared for them … and that they would reciprocate her LOVE. Perhaps she thought the beautiful Lioness would saunter up to her window and give her a big sloppy lick of the face ? Sadly, she believed in the personification of animals. The EQUALITY between humans and animals. That animals are sentient beings, capable of human emotion. The PETA belief that a little girl = a cockroach. She paid for the brainwashing with her LIFE. Too bad.

  6. White lioness + white privilege gets them every time.
    It wasn’t an accident. The lioness meant to kill her. It’s what they do.

  7. ah John. that was the very first thing that popped into my mind and I am still chuckling.

  8. not only the pink hair, in that short video we see she has had at least 5 different hair colors
    when someone does that, it is clear something is wrong with them

  9. “For an animal rights crusader … she showed an appalling lack of knowledge and understanding of animals.” Actually that is the problem with the vast majority of animal rights “crusaders”. They don’t have a bloody clue.

  10. Would nominate her for a Darwin, but this kind of incident has become all too common…imagine being too stupid for a Darwin Award.

  11. Darwin Awards are all about people who get themselves killed in stupid ways.
    The problem is that the field is getting too large for the award to have any meaning.

  12. apparently her reach was planetary in nature. what we used to call , a space cadet. you know Margaret Trudeau types. look in their eyes and see the back of their skull.

  13. I should not laugh at this, a tragic event. Middle class progressive do-gooder gets eaten by nature.
    Hey my captcha ends in UR8

  14. Cotton candy on a meat stick.
    I’m partially domesticated and still it makes me drool.
    She didn’t have a chance in that reverse drive-thru.

  15. You’re looking at this all wrong.
    She was just serving the lions organic, free-range human.

  16. Todays education system no longer teaches that wildlife can be unpredictable and dangerous. Only that Republicans, climate change deniers and anti-gay Christians are dangerous, so it’s easy to relax when you’re with species that love and adore you because you’re a liberal with a pure heart and their welfare is one of your life’s goals. I mean, really…. what were the odds that all her good intentions could traded in for a meals on wheels moment ? Her conception of wild animals were probably in line with something like this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eryxAcsTcOA

  17. Reminds me of that idiot woman who jumped into the Polar Bear pen at the Berlin Zoo…..

  18. Hope the poor lion did not develop stomach problems, pampered gasbags are not easy to digest.

  19. I dunno, maybe it’s the rampant social neurosis infecting the last generations but it makes me callous of incidents like this where a sleep-walking urban-centric prog runs up against the true reality of nature – no sympathy here just a joyful chuckle that perhaps Darwin will ultimately cure generational insanity.
    I hope she was wearing a “meat is murder” tee shirt – that would make the irony all the more fitting.

  20. I would expect that SJWs would have a special tartness which would be delectable.

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