Honey, I Finished The Internet

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1. And I shouted up at Ethel, “Don’t look Ethel!” but was too late she had already been mooned.

2. The calendar was wrong!
   There were two Full Moons in April!

3. Mooning the Labour Party?

4. Bummer

5. As the race announcer giving the rundown to his listeners with the advice:
   “Harass is out of the race. Don’t forget to scratch Harass!”
   Spike Jones William Tell Overture (Beetlebaum)
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BavRrRNvz8g&list=RDBavRrRNvz8g
   Cheers
   Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
   1st Saint Nicolaas Army
   Army Group ‘True North’

6. Hey!
   Let’s get to the bottom of this subject.

7. Just showing the end of a half fast ride.

8. Classic horse race
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWpRcRCUKsY

9. A come from behind finish.

10. Cheeky bastard !

11. Best line in the article: “Modesty came in third.”
    (Modesty was the name of the horse that showed. Of course, the jocky that placed, showed, too.)

12. A paintball or two in the fanny