“Not doing it will be catastrophic. We’ll be eight degrees hottest in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.”
Indeed. I’ll start with the organically fed cable news network mogul and a side of fries, please.

Well, I will likely live at least another 30 years, so I am willing to bet everything I own at that time that Turner is wrong, and then I can rake in the profits in 2038.
Anybody wanna bet? What’s Turner’s phone number?
Turner’s statements are about as sensible as I’d expect from somebody who would marry Jane Fonda.
Johan i Kanada:
You needn’t worry about Ted Turner he will likely be dead in 2038!
If Ted Turner wishes to resort to cannibalism he can begin chewing on the carrion being produced in the Sudan, China, etc.
Ted Turner is living proof that wealth should not be confused with intelligence.
Cheers
Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht BGS, PDP, CFP
Commander in Chief
Frankenstein Battalion
2nd Squadron: Ulanen-(Lancers) Regiment Großherzog Friedrich von Baden(Rheinisches) Nr.7(Saarbrucken)
Knecht Rupprecht Division
Hans Corps
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group “True North”
““will be catastrophic” and those who don’t die “will be cannibals.””
Soylent Green is people!
BTW – how David Miller (left wing mayor of Toronto) spent Earth Hour after publicly turning off the lights at a City Hall ceremony:
“At 8:15 p.m. on Saturday, Mayor David Miller got in a car and drove from City Hall to a Shoppers Drug Mart on Eglinton Avenue West. He bought a card for the bar mitzvah of a family friend. Then he got back in the car, driven by his press secretary, Don Wanagas, and went to the bar mitzvah.”
“The Mayor did this during Earth Hour, after having called on Torontonians to “join me in the dark.”
http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/toronto/archive/2008/04/01/letter-from-city-hall-mayor-miller-sees-the-light-during-earth-hour.aspx
David Miller and Al Gore – separated at birth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv-kygyyQXo
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cannibals, ted… really?
sounds like ‘hanoi jane’ must have been
sprinkling fairy dust on his caviar.
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The lefties can start, by eating their offspring!!!!
With idiot comments like that, it isn’t surprising that Ted married hanoi Jane but that they aren’t still married.
There’s no better couple to be dropped in the middle of North Korea. Barring that, an ass-kicking of epic proportions.
I hope that these leaders of the environmental movement get more mainstream coverage. Then the average Joe would get a viewing of the full agenda. It is not about florescent bulbs and shutting off the lights for a hour; this little stuff is just a conditioning exercise to pave the way for things like population control.
Some questions to ask the population control advocates are:
What is the the perfect world population?
What steps do you intend to take to reduce the population to that number?
Who gets to decide who, when and how many children a couple is allowed?
Is this to be a voluntary or forced program?
What other personal freedoms will be lost along the way?
Even if overpopulation is a problem, the cure would be far worse than the disease.
Population control. I, for one, want to see the debate between the western liberal environmentalists that advocate population reduction/control, and the wahabists. Wear protective gear – heads will explode.
Our morning paper in Penticton loudly declares COLD NO JOKE. The story? The coldest April 1st (-8.1C.)on record. The previous record was -5.0 C in 1953 and 1975. The orchardists are understandably upset that frost might ruin the young buds. I have a solution – more HOT air. Please Mr.Suzuki, Al Gore, Ted Turner host a climate conference in Kelowna next March. Fly in hundreds of your elite academic and politico friends from around world in private jets. WE NEED MORE CARBON!
is Ted now living in a one room solar/wind powered apartment? if not he’s full of shit
Population control goes with gun control. You can’t have the first without the second.
Waitress: What’ll it be, folks?
Customer: Hmmm…I’m torn between the Rosie O’Donnell Rinds and the Suzuki Burger.
Waitress: Well, why don’t you have the Suzuki Burger with some Rosie O’Donnell Rinds on the side.
Customer: Sounds good. Honey?
Customer’s Wife: I’ll have the Gore Fingers with some Monbiot dipping sauce. Does that come with Tim Flannery Liver Bits?
Waitress: Liver bits are extra, but they come with the Elizabeth May Platter.
Customer’s Wife: OK, I’ll have that. And could we get some CHRC Administrative Assistant Skin for an appetizer?
Waitress: Sure, crispy or chewy?
Customer: Oh, gross! Chewy CHRC Administrative Assistant skin?!
I guess that’s why Ted has purchased 2 million acres of farm land and put buffalo on it.
He’s looking to a future where nothing grows and his buffalo will eat… what exactly?
How did that guy get rich? He’s clearly not that bright.
If the insurgents are patriots, tehn why are the majority from Saudi Arabia and others Iranian?
BUFFALO!!! Think of the methane Ted. He’s dooming us Warwick. The selfish b*st*rd. Oh, the hunanity!
That’s the point I was going to make RW, these supposed patriots aren’t even from Iraq they’re brought in from Neighboring countries. Generally you don’t find “patriots” blowing themselves up in crowded markets killing their countrymen indiscriminately.
That man is certifiably insane. Just look at this part of the exchange:
TURNER: That’s right. It’s gotten to be — it’s passe. You know, it’s time to move on. I mean, all we have to do is look at Vietnam. In Vietnam, we killed three million Vietnamese. They never attacked us, we attacked them. It was another one of these preemptive wars like the war in Iraq. And we lost 50,000. They lost three million. That’s like 60 for one. But at the end of 18 years we left and the Vietnamese were there.
I’m just so glad, because I think about it a lot, that the Vietnamese, the North Vietnamese, didn’t give us an ultimatum that we couldn’t leave Vietnam until we signed a decoration of surrender, you know, so they could get that on tape just like the Japanese surrendered on the Missouri.
ROSE: We made them sign a declaration of surrender.
TURNER: Yeah, but we surrendered and then we could go home. We couldn’t go home. What if the Iraqis, the insurgents say that: we’re not going to let you leave until you sign a surrender document, we just want the mighty United States. I mean, that’s how ridiculous the whole situation is.
Not only is his entire rant jumbled like a word salad, but once you get past his inability to express himself you realize that the basic premise is utterly ludicrous. If this is what passes for critical thinking over at CNN, then it’s no wonder they’re so screwed up.
He is seriously trying to suggest that the North Vietnamese or the Iraqi “insurgents” could somehow have forced the US to sign a declaration of surrender. The idiot doesn’t seem to be able to comprehend the fact that only a STRONGER faction can force a declaration of surrender on a WEAKER one. Either that or he truly believes that the US “lost” in Vietnam because the VC and NVA were stronger. Either way, he’s out of his mind.
I always expect global-warming alarmists to live in 1000 sq ft townhouses, own nothing but a single smart car, bicycle or take public transit to work, eat vegetarian, and never fly.
Instead many seem to have a Godzilla-sized carbon footprint and a lifestyle most can only dream of.
Perhaps I’m being too harsh. Maybe Turner has installed solar panels on his yachts or something.
from the sierra club:
http://www.sierraclub.org/population/consumption/
They don’t much like babies me thinks.
And… take steps to slow population growth – access to reproductive health services is key to long-term sustainable development!
Talk to your decision-makers and demand an increase of funding for voluntary family planning programs and access to comprehensive sex education for young people – at home and abroad!
http://gateway.andohs.net/player/?sid=826&nid=2920
Listen to Rush talking about this live now
Turner said,
“even with our $500 billion military budget, we can’t win in Iraq.
Well if leftists like Turner were not keeping the USA from using its $500 billions military equipment then the war in Iraq would have been over 5 years ago.
If wars drag on and on for years as it did in Vietnam it is thanks to the left who has created and imposed the stupid concept of
“politically correct” LIMITED restrained warfare.
If now wars are a waste of time, ressources and of precious lives because in the end there is no clear winner as in Vietnam (and possibly in Iraq), it is thanks to the leftists who have created and imposed the stupid concept of
“politically correct” LIMITED restrained warfare.
It was not politically correct and it was not showing restraint to drop the atomic bomb over Japan but it STOPPED the KILLING that could have dragged on and on for who knows? another 5 years? and would have in the end KILLED MUCH MORE PEOPLE than the atomic bomb did.
I love democracy but one thing I hate about democracy is that STUPID UN-informed people such as Ted Turner, Michael Moore and so many on the left are treated as equal to bright people, and their opinion is treated as equal.
If world war two had started after the 1970s when the west became infected with the disease that is liberalism, we would still be fighting the Nazis today.
My dear stupid uninformed leftists; a restrained and “politically correct” war only prolongs the suffering of everyone.
Wake up or shut up.
Friend of USA
Correction: if the leftards (who were entirely present in WWII) hadn’t been betrayed by Hitler (when Hitler invaded the socialist paradise of the USSR) then we would have lost.
While Stalin and Hitler’s pact was active, the west’s leftards were actively agitating against war. The leftards were striking and rioting in munition plants and sabotaging communications, electrical lines and railways. Especially in the UK. I’m not sure why Churchill didn’t have them shot.
In the media, there were many leftards who agitating against the war and trying to claim that Hitler wasn’t all bad.
They did this because their Comrade hero “uncle Joe” told them to.
If not for Hitler’s betrayal of Stalin, we probably would have lost.
Think about that.
Near the end of WWII, the allies declined to have Hitler assassinated as they believed that he was harming the German war effort by his lunacy more than his death would would have helped us.
In fact, you could say that Hitler won the war for us and our own treasonous citizens almost won it for Hitler first. Luck brought victory to the west – in spite of the best effort of so many.
Heat’s got to Turner’s brain. Or senility.
The point about China is interesting. China wants to sell us shoes. It is also building up its military. This disjunction is probably only mild schizophrenia, or evidence of internal political division. China obviously intends to be a major player in the world, and being a major commercial power and a big military power are not mutually exclusive – witness the US now and the UK in its heyday. The principle might be described as “if the right one don’t getcha then the left one will!”
Yes you are right Warwick the disease of liberal leftism existed back then but it had not spread as far and deep as it has today.
Now leftism is everywhere.
Before the 1970s leftism was present but only a sort of annoyance mostly kept under control.
Take the main stream media, before the 1970s it was not rooting for the enemy as it is doing openly now.
Yes there were some journalists who were traitors but it was not main stream as it is today.
Before the 1970s when leftism became endemic, governments were not listening to the left.
Now nothing done in the western world is done without passing trough the zany aproval stages of the politically correct crowd.
The type of people who make up the left always existed but they were not main stream and were not in control as they are today.
now everything is as zany as the left,
That is why caucasians nuns are stripped searched at airports but mentioning the word “terrorism” and “Muslim” in the same paragraph is almost illegal.
…and a side of fries.” Good one, Kate!
In the thirty odd years that I’ve been aware of his existence … I’ve not heard Ted Turner say ONE intelligent thing.
That interview on CNN last night was just TYPICAL of his ranting blather. The man is batshit crazy! And delving into his delusional world view is just an exercise in self abuse.
Good God!!
It appears Ted Turner will be moving to the Congo where he will be more comfortable.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2661365.stm
UN condemns DR Congo cannibalism
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“In one case, investigators heard how a young girl was cut into small pieces by the soldiers and then eaten.
Other examples include hearts and other organs being cut out of victims and forced on their families to eat.
A senior Congolese Government official told the BBC that the massacres demonstrated the need for a more robust UN presence in the region.”
CNN now has new meaning:
“Cannibal Noshers Network”
Ewe have to be kidding?
Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht BGS, PDP, CFP
Commander in Chief
Frankenstein Battalion
2nd Squadron: Ulanen-(Lancers) Regiment Großherzog Friedrich von Baden(Rheinisches) Nr.7(Saarbrucken)
Knecht Rupprecht Division
Hans Corps
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group “True North”
Looks like Teddy’s in favor of mandatory sex education for five year olds & enforced sterilization of teenage girls. Gotta CONTROL the population to save the world (and engineer a world-wide “accidental” famine as a nudge).
Guess there’ll be no more corn for ethanol by 2038…
What will Dion, Mo Strong think – maybe fossil fuels are not all that bad, ya know. Depends where they come from, ya see.
[Forest Oil Corp. says it has made a huge natural gas discovery in Quebec, a development that could potentially transform the province from a relative energy backwater to the next Canadian exploration hot spot.
While exploration is at an early stage, drilling results so far suggest that the Utica shale play in the St. Lawrence Lowlands, between Montreal and Quebec City, may hold as much as 4 trillion cubic feet of gas, Forest Oil said in an investor presentation Tuesday.] Globe&Mail
http://www.globeinvestor.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080402.wlawrence0402/GIStory/
“Population control goes with gun control. You can’t have the first without the second.”
Bang on!
This leads to a world of important questions:
How long can cannibalism last? Is it sustainable? Are scientists looking into the important issue of “Long-term sustainability in a cannibalistic future”? Are funds being granted? Are graphs being plotted? Are symposiums being planned? Has CBC lined up David Suzuki to do spot promotions?
Meanwhile, if you find yourself in the presence of Ted Turner — “A man after your own heart” — “Keep Your Eyes On Your Thighs”.
“I love democracy but one thing I hate about democracy is that STUPID UN-informed people such as Ted Turner, Michael Moore and so many on the left are treated as equal to bright people, and their opinion is treated as equal.”
“I love democracy but one thing I hate about democracy is that STUPID UN-informed people such as Ted Turner, Michael Moore and so many on the left are treated as equal to bright people, and their opinion is treated as equal.”
People like Mike Moore and such are not stupid (evil maybe), that depends on your view of socialism. (you may think it is retarded, or like R.Regan and believe that it is an evil belief)
These aforementioned people have a personal agenda, they are elitists and they think only they are qualified to make decisions for the sheeple (with OPP). What makes them evil in my mind is that there is no end to the tactics they will use to accomplish their goal of domination over others.
WRT your quote, the problem isn’t Moore and company, the problem is the intellectual laziness of the majority of citizens. It is much easier intellectually to use intuition to make decisions(this makes me feel good/ this makes me feel bad), than to research and make tough decisions based on facts. This has been mentioned WRT atomic bombs dropped in WW2. Your gut may tell you that dropping a bomb is a bad thing, no sh*t. That is why we are humans and we can make logical rational decisions like net gain vs.. net loss. The correct decision is often not the same as what your gut tells you, and is usually much more difficult. Another good example may be forgiveness vs.. punishment for you child.
All that being said, do not underestimate the smarts of these elitists, they indoctrinate the lazy quite effectively. It is all of our jobs to speak out to others everyday and expose them to some different ideologies; then perhaps some of these lazy people will have balanced information to make their informed decisions.
“People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues.” – George Will
Ah,how I yearn for an order of Turner fries!Sauteed with onions and a beer.
How about some Pootine for Ted?
How can people as stupid as Turner and Moore get so rich?
If he wants cannabels he should head to Meat Cove in Cape Bretain, they sure looked like cannabels to me. The road ends without warning if you aren’t watching where you are going boom you end up in the ocean, I guess they like their meat salted and clean before they eat it?
The Freedom Fighters, terrorist, or enemy insurgents aren’t from Irag they are from other Islamic countries fighting for Allah (peace soup rain down upon him). They are like rats, kill one and another Allah fanatic pops up.
Jon,
I guess you are right, stupid is not the correct word.
I know those people are intelligent, but they use their intelligence to do irrational things.
kind of like some of those serial killer who are obviously very bright since it takes decades to catch them.
Uni-bomber
IQ 140- was once a math professor
many wack-jobs are high IQ, just gone off kilter
Like I have said before; we used to marginalize and institutionalize nuts, now we give them a podium because the reporters are equally as stupid. eg; Ted Turner Rosie oDumbell Elizabeth May David Suzuki etc. MY but they are getting shrill, could the wheels be falling off by the hour, we can only hope.
Ted Turner worries about two things:
First, he shares the left’s concern with overpopulation. There’s just too many people on the planet, and, the fewer people the better.
His second concern is imminent cannibalism.
At some point, Ted needs to sit down and have a little talk with himself.
Cannibalism, pestilance, tornadoes, hurricanes, flood, drought… sounds like the bible…..no wait!! That’s global Walarming!! Our new religion.
I liked Turner better when Jane was hanging off his arm; at least she distracted you from his wizened visage.
One wanders if Turner was born that way or acquired the nonsense while going to school for a long time.
As it happens Turner is another rich socialist driving in SUV and Cadillac and exempt himself from the situation that he implies others, non rich should fix.
Below are some interesting numbers that anybody can look up.
“Turner himself now owns about 46,000 bison”, (http://money.cnn.com/2006/10/03/news/economy/pluggedin_gunther_bison.fortune/index.htm?postversion=2006100406).
“Buffalo emits about the same amount of methane (CH4) a driving your automobile about 8,000 miles – which can combine with O2 in a highly exothermic reaction (gives off heat ) to produce CO2 and H2O as end products”.
http://www.middlebury.net/op-ed/global-warming-01.html
I used to love when Jane’s lips used to tremor when the Braves (Americas baseball team) bit the green wienie … happened for years. After Hanoi Jane split … just wasn’t the same to see the Braves choke.
Make AL GORE and TED TED TURNER live in caves and quit their brainwashing i mean it was RED TED TURNER who brainwashed kids with left-wing propeganda like CAPTIAN PLANET,ONE CHILD ONE VOICE,NETWORK EARTH,NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC EXPLORER, and others and AL GORE is trying to brainwash us with his junk science A INCONVENT TRUTH