All across social media, we keep seeing endless happy stories about the experiences visitors to America are enjoying. This visitor in Vancouver sadly has had a very different experience:
FIFA World Cup Fan Robbed by Junkies at His Hotel Vancouver, BC. pic.twitter.com/6L2oDgdjpO
— Vancity Vice (@VanCityVice) June 17, 2026
After the German fans marveling at how wonderful America is down in Texas, it was going to be interesting to finally hear of someone’s experience in Canada.
In my imagination, it was going to be a fan from Europe who was thankful to finally get a week away from Islamic terror, only to be targeted on the street of some Canadian city by someone from the rapey-stabby community.
Vancouver is a dreadful city, no expressways, horrible traffic, stinks like shite and marijuana, gloomy 300 days out of the year, expensive, NDP’er everywhere, depressing endless sea of condo towers. But all your problems will be fixed by riding their filthy sky-train.
That’s a very accurate summation of Hong couver.
C’mon, Vancouver is gloomy ONLY 270 days out of the year!
Sorry dude, that sucks.
The USA remains the only hope for free, aspirational people. Canada and Europe are gone, their cultures and history dead and decaying, buried in wokeism, cowardice and socialism.
FIFA
lm working on an anagram similar in meaning to FAFO,
borrowing from the similar appearance.
something most stinging and funny at the same time.
suggestions welcome, hey credit where credit due.
FIFA, First In FA. Can’t understand why they FO.
First world white people problems. The Canadian government can’t be bothered.
And it’s his fault.