Have you ever played the “Sentences Never Before Uttered In The History Of Mankind” game? It’s not a game uin the “play for points against an adversary” sense, but one of those pointless time-wasting mind games you might use to entertain yourself on a long drive. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Well, here goes.
See?
It was bad enough when they were blowing up airliners but playing bagpipes? This means all-out war.
Rubbish! Show us the GUN! (seen on a t-shirt in Nova Scotia: Piss off a Liberal- buy a gun.) Haw!
How about:
“The Prime Minister astounded his television audience by whistling Dixie and tap-dancing like Fred Astaire.”
We know that could never happen…
Or:
“Ken Dryden replied eloquently”
Ken Dryden used to be one of my heros.
You couldn’t get anything by him.
Now he’s just another dopey left socialist asshat.
Thanks lieberals for removing the last naive childhood fantasy of heroism, with a Bobby Hull slapshot to the grill.
Message to Ken, Get out of the house.
Now that the rut is over the carp will shed their antlers, as these interfere with their harmonica playing which soothes the freshly laid egg larvae.
or is that trying too hard?
Daryl Haaland