Though many Canadians seem to have entirely lost their sense of humour, hopefully you’re not one of them. Here is Jim Gaffigan Roasting Canada for 20 minutes.
Got some funny, or more serious, tips? This is the place to share ’em!
Though many Canadians seem to have entirely lost their sense of humour, hopefully you’re not one of them. Here is Jim Gaffigan Roasting Canada for 20 minutes.
Got some funny, or more serious, tips? This is the place to share ’em!
Given the astute observations made here regarding the (club?) sandwich assault on an ICE officer in Washington D.C. 10 days ago I thought it relevant to note that there have been other related developments in the immediate vicinity.
https://www.metroweekly.com/2025/08/dc-lgbtq-venues-federal-police-takeover/
Garnish this with the knowledge that rats in this area are often very large, aggressive, and will quite literally stare you down.
10/08/2024
“…DC has finally claimed the title of the Rat Capital of the United States…”
https://www.washingtonian.com/2024/10/08/is-dc-really-the-most-rat-infested-city-in-america/
Note the location here:
https://www.washingtonian.com/2018/07/03/are-cat-sized-rats-taking-over-dc/
Jeez – mediumtolargesizedeadanimals?
Hopefully dead!
I Wonder what happens when you hit one with your ”smartcar” on the road.
Prolly tie rod damage. Whatever you do don’t stop. The Norwegian Syndicate isn’t a forgiving breed.
Typically they’re not in the streets; the sidewalks and alleys are their turf.
Met one in a high traffic intersection, between the dumpsters and the grease bin. Suffice it to say neither of us were paying attention. Kicking a rat is really satisfying, the feel of it, difficult to describe. I can say with confidence that a rat is far sturdier (and smarter for that matter) than a Smart.
This is brilliant.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/08/genius-move-dhs-painting-southern-border-wall-black/
But, but, but … did they file an EIR report for that? Let’s ask Lee Zeldin … *giggle*
l cd never understand the flat black paint on a muscle car.
at some point ya didn’t see then anymore. why is that?
And Governor Hair Gel’s California gave him a CDL.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/08/illegal-alien-truck-driver-who-killed-three-people/
The horrifying video shows Singh completely unbothered and unfazed after a minivan collided with his truck as he made an illegal U-turn.
… because he comes from a land where life is cheap and has no value. Incompatible with our culture and our people.
“because he comes from a land where life is cheap and has no value…”
California?
Oakland.
Downtown LA
San Bernardino … among others
Everywhere else in CA is bloody expensive
“The driver, identified as Harjinder Singh, was arrested in Stockton California and charged with three counts of vehicular homicide.”
Arrested in California? Didn’t the incident happen in Florida?
How’d he get from Florida to California?
No bail for an “accident” in FL?
Iowa is offering CDLs to “refugees”.
https://x.com/charliekirk11/status/1958247366026514742?
When did “truck driver” become a “job Americans just won’t do”? Or … will they just work cheaper?
Joy Reid admits blacks invented slavery.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/08/whites-cant-invent-anything-joy-reid-says-white/
Screw the Children.
Mayor of Boston insists the city will remain a sanctuary for illegal aliens, including the child molesters.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/migrant-crimes-against-children-pile-up-boston-area-mayor-slams-bondi-over-sanctuary-warning
And the Boston mayor brought in an all female Mariachi band who curiously performed this classic Mariachi tune …
https://youtu.be/FbYj7ZyqjYY?si=aYg9qERcFjKkWExU
Yeah, the illegal invaders like Frutos corn chips they’ll TAKE them from you … and every other liquor store.
Robert … here is what I believe is the very first Traffic song ever recorded, with Winwood vocals/keyboards and Dave Mason laying down a super cool psychedelic Sitar.
https://youtu.be/iJ9Spe3pzi0?si=YWyxK1fkmRq7V_hO
And the AI-edited dancing Go-Go girl is for any other (fully functional) men who can take-or-leave my psychedelic music fetish.
Damn. I could listen to them all night…and watch her.
Not that I ever think about it … but I pegged you for a “fully functional” man … not a tuck-under mutant.
Thank you! Just added to my list and will run this song early next month.
P.S. Coincidentally, I’ll be seeing Steve Winwood live next month!
https://www.stubhub.com/steve-winwood-tickets/performer/9194
At Wolf Trap? Those all look like nice intimate venues. My only caution is I last bought tickets to see Steve Miller … which was canceled for ‘health reasons’ … it’s getting to be quite a craps roll to buy tickets to our musical heroes.
Single Issue Voter.
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-voting-for-whichever-political-party-will-get-this-video-of-the-male-vikings-cheerleader-off-his-twitter-feed
Former assistant attorney general…
https://pjmedia.com/michael-a-letts/2025/08/19/the-on-camera-arrest-of-a-rhode-island-prosecutor-serves-as-a-stark-reminder-no-one-is-above-the-law-n4942844
Will she be convicted in a Democrat state?
Or just get a Hilary level fine?
Carney’s CRA to expand its audit powers:
https://www.investmentexecutive.com/news/industry-news/feds-release-draft-legislation-on-bare-trusts-expanded-cra-audit-powers-and-more/
Auditees in the news…
If women ran the world:
https://x.com/PDXReal1/status/1955021827920761196
Crazy is too soft a word to employ.
?
was that Hillary?
That looks very much like Muir Woods in Marin County, CA … where nearly every woman you encounter is JUST LIKE THAT
It turns out that Karen Ultrabatshitcrazy lives in Portland, and has a history:
https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2025/08/17/it-looks-like-portlands-dog-park-karen-has-n4942772?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email
More on the company that hired the “I’m a turn” guy. And it’s not good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78Ivvsfn3XE
Insurance about to be cancelled, drivers driving with suspended licenses. Based in California. A reform of a company that was forced out of business for unsafe practices that simply reopened. CDL mills moving bodies, not training drivers. Payments to testers to pass people who fail to qualify. Drivers who can’t speak English or read road signs. Not complying with safety rules. Violating limits to hours of driving. Other than that, not much more comes to mind. Other than what is such a crappy California-based company doing in Texas?
The Target Corporation has just fired their chief operating officer, due to weak ongoing sales, and this morning the pre-market stock price is down 10–11%.
Note that Target has supported a woke ideology. E.g., it runs its company to follow the Paris Accords:
https://corporate.target.com/sustainability-governance
They appointed their CFO as CEO. I look at the CEO as the accelerator pedal and the CFO as the brake pedal. They appointed the CFO as chief accelerator pedal while their sales are slowing. Smart team!
Just a comparison of election results with polling numbers in the recent byelection
Party polls Actual
CPC 75% ± 8% 80.4%
LPC 10% ± 4% 4.3%
IND 10% ± 6% 10%
NDP 4% ± 3% 2.1%
PPC 1% ± 2% 0.3%
Green 1% ± 1% 0.2%
Polls are from 338Canada
Actual are from Elections Canada
Numbers indicate pollsters (trust us we use complicated formulae) depressed the Conservative vote by 5%, inflated the Liberal by 6% and who cares about the rest. This is consistent with the last election which showed actual results for the conservatives jumping from between 6% and 12% in some ridings. So are pollsters just bad at the numbers game or are some players gaming the results based on their own Ideology (looking at you Graves) using polls to influence voters impressions?
Anyone know of legitimate studies reviewing systematic errors in polling results?
While my family sits stranded for 10 days. it seems apt to go down the memory hole. This private members bill to insure flight attendants would not work for free, received MAID before it could gain any traction. We are 8 months into 2025 and the HOC has sat 20 days. How about we stop paying people who don’t show up for work?
https://www.parl.ca/legisinfo/en/bill/44-1/C-415
A 16-year-old boy dies after waiting six hours for a doctor in emergency:
https://globalnews.ca/news/11296590/ontario-family-sues-hospital-staff-sons-death/
The family also wants an official inquest.
I live in Beautiful British Columbia. I have a friend whose daughter works in the ER of our local hospital, and she says that staff there are instructed to prioritize the indigenous, no matter what condition they are in when they arrive.
I would send every indigenous patient straight to the Shaman on staff. And get some rattle-shaking therapy. It works!! Your government says so.
Mortgage Perks* (More work for Ed Martin)
President Donald Trump said on Truth Social Wednesday that Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook “must resign, now!!!”
Trump’s comment came after the director of the U.S. Federal Housing Finance Agency, William Pulte, a sharp critic of the Fed, alleged in a letter to Attorney General Pam Bondi that Cook “falsified bank documents and property records to acquire more favorable loan terms, potentially committing mortgage fraud.”
In the letter that Pulte called a “criminal referral,” he said that his agency had obtained her mortgage documents and requested that the Justice Department review the matter.
He further alleged that Cook falsified her “residence statuses for an Ann Arbor, Michigan-based residence and an Atlanta, Georgia-based property.”
Trump says Fed Governor Lisa Cook ‘must resign’ after William Pulte alleges mortgage fraud
https://www.nbcnews.com/business/economy/trump-lisa-cook-federal-reserve-feud-flares-up-rcna226049
*Available to POC and Democrat Politicians Nationwide
Mortgage-gate is the new Nanny-gate for Demoncraps. They simply don’t believe the Law applies to them.
Mortgage fraud, now free home renos for a Democrat judge.
Will any of them do prison time?
https://x.com/ScottPresler/status/1958285348653453599?
A black woman at the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) in Kentucky gets fired after exposing a scam to grant licenses to illegal immigrants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPnDQwb39iQ
In Kentucky! A black woman! And the documents were forged.
EV Fast Chargers Double Local Air Pollution, Study Finds
Researchers in Los Angeles found fine particle levels around charging hubs far higher than normal street air
https://europeanconservative.com/articles/news-corner/ev-fast-chargers-double-local-air-pollution-study-finds/
You wake up yesterday, and the illegal Air Canada strike is magically settled!
My prediction:
In a couple of months, on a Friday afternoon, a government press release announces a grant to AC for some b#llsh#t program, that will cover the cost of the settlement with CUPE.
That’s the Canadian way.
People Have Lost Their Appetite for Veganism
https://europeanconservative.com/articles/commentary/people-have-lost-their-appetite-for-veganism/
Austrian court allows use of Islamic Sharia law in private contracts
https://brusselssignal.eu/2025/08/austrian-court-allows-use-of-islamic-sharia-law-in-private-contracts/
“Canada’s Decline: What Happened to My Hometown? | Documentary 2025 | White Rock/South Surrey, BC”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YhxZ9gsM4Y
I think this could be made into a series… “Year 1 of Welcome to Canada” …
Film that gives a voice to the censored, vilified vaccine victims
https://www.conservativewoman.co.uk/film-that-gives-a-voice-to-the-censored-vilified-vaccine-victims/
Chicago Hijacked: Islamic Military Procession Calls for Funding Jihad with Zakat and War Booty (Video)
https://rairfoundation.com/chicago-hijacked-islamic-military-procession-calls-funding-jihad/
I guess they didn’t appreciate their “enrichment”…
Video: African hammer attacker sets airport check-in desk on fire while passengers flee Milan airport
https://rmx.news/article/video-african-hammer-attacker-sets-airport-check-in-desk-on-fire-while-passengers-flee-milan-airport/
$20 billion; poof, gonzo.
https://x.com/TheChiefNerd/status/1958133800539496951?
EPA…outside bank…eight NGOs…who hired lots of Biden and Obama officials.
‘We expect Ukraine not to strike this vital pipeline again’ – Oil transport restored to Hungary after Ukraine knocks out Druzhba pipeline
https://rmx.news/article/we-expect-ukraine-not-to-strike-this-vital-pipeline-again-oil-transport-restored-to-hungary-after-ukraine-knocks-out-druzhba-pipeline/
Former Turkish Airlines employee laundered money for US drug traffickers
https://nordicmonitor.com/2025/08/turkish-airlines-ex-employee-laundered-money-for-us-drug-traffickers/
Islamist Summer Camp Canceled; Another Iran-Promoting Institution Discovered in U.K.
https://www.meforum.org/fwi/fwi-news/islamist-summer-camp-canceled-another-iran-promoting-institution-discovered-in-u-k
Sweden Democrats: Fix Broken Health System for Swedes, Not Gazans
https://europeanconservative.com/articles/news/sweden-democrats-fix-broken-health-system-for-swedes-not-gazans/
Radical U – Part 1: How Professors Became Architects of the Academic Palestinian Resistance
https://www.meforum.org/mef-online/radical-u-part-1-how-professors-became-architects-of-the-academic-palestinian-resistance
Would you hire this cop?
https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1958293927297229173?
Naperville’s Halal Fest: U.S. Politicians and Foreign Diplomats United to Push Sharia in America (Video)
https://rairfoundation.com/napervilles-halal-fest-u-s-politicians-foreign-diplomats/
Germany: 13-year-old suspected Islamist nearly kills nurse at psychiatric hospital with a kitchen knife even after police warned medical staff of the threat she posed
https://rmx.news/article/germany-13-year-old-suspected-islamist-nearly-kills-nurse-at-psychiatric-hospital-with-a-kitchen-knife-even-after-police-warned-medical-staff-of-the-threat-she-posed/
Congo massacre of Christians spotlights rising ISIS influence in central Africa – analysis
The group’s ultimate goal is to establish a “caliphate” in Central Africa, similar to ISIS’s vision in Iraq and Syria
https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/isis-threat/article-864739
UN underreported aid delivered to Gaza by 6,000 trucks since May alone
https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-864701
And, why do we give any other country foreign aid again? $12.3 BILLION IN 2024 IN TOTAL (or more if there is money hidden through other Canadian ministries).
Pakistani textbooks present Jews as treacherous, Israel as sole aggressor, IMPACT-se reports
https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/antisemitism/article-864563
Spain denies viral claim it sent pork, moldy food in aid packages to Gaza Strip
https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-864694
Top US teachers’ union supports Palestinian counterpart with terror-linked leader
https://www.jns.org/top-us-teachers-union-supports-palestinian-counterpart-with-terror-linked-leader/
State Dept revokes hundreds of student visas over terror ties
“Foreigners that break the law or express support for terrorism have no business studying in the United States,” Sen. Tom Cotton stated
https://www.jns.org/state-dept-revokes-hundreds-of-student-visas-over-terror-ties/
Trump admin revokes security clearance for 37 intelligence professionals
https://www.jns.org/trump-admin-revokes-security-clearance-for-37-intelligence-professionals/
Trump Administration Imposes New Sanctions on Four ICC Judges, Prosecutors
https://www.algemeiner.com/2025/08/20/trump-administration-imposes-new-sanctions-four-icc-judges-prosecutors/
… Washington designated Nicolas Yann Guillou of France, Nazhat Shameem Khan of Fiji, Mame Mandiaye Niang of Senegal, and Kimberly Prost of Canada, according to the US Treasury and State Department. All officials have been involved in cases linked to Israel and the United States…
Anti-Israel Bias in UK Hospitals Alarms Jewish Patients, Fueling Fears of Global Trend
https://www.algemeiner.com/2025/08/20/anti-israel-bias-uk-hospitals-alarms-jewish-patients-fueling-fears-global-trend/
Vienna: Uber driver assaults Jewish family, forces them out of vehicle
https://www.israelnationalnews.com/news/413511
In France as in Afghanistan: Sharia police in Paris
https://www.israelnationalnews.com/news/413412
When civilians support terror: Israel’s only option in Gaza
https://www.israelnationalnews.com/news/413567
32 Christians are killed per day, but the West sees only Gaza
No one has ever heard of Western flotillas headed to Nigeria, Congo, or Syria, where Christians and Druze are slaughtered like chickens
https://www.israelnationalnews.com/news/413504
Lebanese Academic Charles Chartouni: Hamas Has Taken Palestinians Hostage; Israel Is Not Responsible For Hunger In Gaza; Hamas Exploits Gaza In Order To Advance Its Policies
https://www.memri.org/tv/lebanese-academic-charles-chartouni-hamas-palestinians-hostage
Muslim Leaders Planning Texas Community Say They’re the Target of ‘Islamophobic’ Attacks
https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2025/08/19/muslim-leaders-planning-texas-community-say-theyre-the-target-of-islamophobic-attacks-n4942847