Thursday On Turtle Island

4 Replies to “Thursday On Turtle Island”

1. The jokes simply write themselves.
   https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/08/beyond-parody-cbs-mornings-host-worries-about-america/

2. Unburdened by the Salad Bar.
   True Fiction slays the literary world.
   https://www.bizpacreview.com/2025/08/06/first-excerpts-from-kamala-harris-book-released-in-glorious-parody-form-1574118/

3. Ramirez should never be allowed back into the US.

   Amira Elghawaby was born in Egypt and she’s saying it should be illegal for people born in Canada (but don’t call them Indigenous FFS) to say anything she doesn’t like about Arabs.

   I think it’s charming that Australia has Muslims telling the people born in Australia (but don’t call them Indigenous FFS) to get the fck out.

   Some angry sow gets public funding for an “Islamophobia Research Hub at York University” and so we’re given a:
   ‘ report wants to establish provincial and territorial “hate crime accountability units.”
   The units would allow people alleging they have been the victims of discrimination to “report directly about law enforcement agencies’ mishandling of hate-motivated crime cases.” ‘ (Do Jews get a unit?)
   I’ll give the Muslims credit – they use a holistic approach when conquering foreign lands and they even make us pay them to do it.

   I need a beer…

4. Tariffs, trade with the US and Carney’s Palestinian recognition: I think that there is a passage in Genesis that goes something like this: according to the Bible, God made specific promises to Israel, declaring them to be His chosen people and a blessing to all nations. These promises include the idea that God would bless those who bless Israel and curse those who curse it (Genesis 12). Canada, under Carney’s liberalism, is doomed.