Which Came First?

5 Replies to “Which Came First?”

1. Chicken and waffled imagery? Chicken and psychotic Satan worship? Worshiping the golden Egg Baal? What a delightful Easter message, right? It’s not enough to tear Christ off the cross … but they have to attack the Easter Bunny and Easter eggs too?

   Is this what the kids consider … interesting? In the post-boomer Generations? Honestly, that’s some unfunny, uninteresting, grotesque, garbage.

2. This seems to me, closer to something PETA would make, comparing the preparation and cooking of chicken, to how this fellow is prepared by the crowd in the woods, then dunked in hot fat to be cooked.

   At least I laughed at this one:
   https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OJrKdmbXmDg

3. You have to wonder how many college degrees collaborated in the concoction of that utter disaster.

   1. I am sure the ‘Fraaaaty” came up in the meeting.

4. Unironically one of the best ads I’ve ever seen right up until the gravy lake. Didn’t like that part.